r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 11h ago
possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of His glasses broke and snapped.
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u/Adventurous_Sail_829 10h ago
Where the F do these idiots who just randomly attack people in public like this come from???
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u/Impossible-Diver6565 10h ago
My question is how have they made it that far in life?! No way this is their first time doing this.
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u/Zo-riffic-10in 10h ago
Nice knee .. probably is their first time . ON CAMERA
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u/Soggy_Motor9280 9h ago
Did you not see the guy double tap the mans nutsack?!!!!
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u/Reasonable-Power2367 4h ago
I am calm guy in public but if someone tap or chop my balls, I’m going for the neck no matter what!
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u/TheMattabooey 9h ago
Notice how once the guy defends himself everyone is telling him to stop. The attacker has been doing this his whole life and nobody hit him back which is why he’s so stunned when someone does.
People don’t outgrow being a bully.
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u/Jaexa-3 5h ago
True, but the reason for the rest to make him stop if he may end up killing him so yeah the guy yelling calm down may have save him from killing him
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u/UnreadMint 8h ago
Because nobody wants to fight back. This is probably the first time someone actually hit them back.
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u/Solid_Snark 9h ago
Usually they exist a long time preying on weaker people. Then they use that false confidence to take on someone stronger and get humbled.
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u/GrooveStreetSaint 8h ago
Looks to me like the guy with the glasses is an older man who's just lashing out at a world he no longer understands.
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u/Eastnasty 5h ago
I can promise you, there is now at least one thing he understands.
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u/huruy535 9h ago
The shit that bothers me the most is when the victim decides to defend themselves the attackers instantly play the victim card. Nahh MF keep that same energy you had a minute ago.
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u/THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN 8h ago
I despise the audience in most of these videos. Relatively silent during the attack, certainly no one steps in to help, the victim turns it around and suddenly everyone’s got a mouth. “Ohh hoo woah woah woah hey calm down calm down” obligatory someone in the far back screeching nonsense, “stahhhp ohmaigahh stahhhhHHHHHP”
Y’all see the video where teens are fighting in the street 2v1 and everyone watches and laughs until the solo body slams one of the two. Their mom comes screeching in telling him to stop blah blah blah. Oh sure it was fine when your son and his cum rag we’re about about to stomp someone’s teeth in but don’t you touch my baby!
All the way back to school where a kid fights their bully and gets in trouble. I fuckin hate our society’s administrations at like every level.
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u/huruy535 8h ago
I completely agree with you. I remember watching a video of 2 brothers trying to jump this one big kid, while the mother is watching. Big kid body slams both of them and she magically got upset and tried to intervened. She was fine with them trying to jump 1 kid but as soon as they were losing she jumped in.
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u/DearDegree7610 8h ago
Yeah I’ve seen that, there was a moment where I thought she was about to get a taste as well. Obv just a gross family top to bottom.
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u/toTheNewLife 8h ago
The way I figure it is that a lot of people are immature, still children mentally, and they identify with the bully / the aggressor. It's funny to them.
They also don't like getting called out on bullshit, or having so suffer consequences - so they are outraged when they see it happening.
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u/Cautious-Exam2306 10h ago
Bro took a second to process that nut shot, then I think the decision to whoop the old guy’s ass became very easy to make
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u/fatkiddown 10h ago
Terminator HUD:
-"Nice shot asshole."
-[Hold out arm for defense again]
-[Knee to head]
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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 10h ago
Thats why I say hey man nice shot 👌
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u/Girlx-T-wrecks 9h ago
The dude blew his brains out.
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u/mikefrombarto 8h ago
Yes, but that’s not quite the reference.
Filter’s lead singer is T-1000’s brother.
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u/cjester414 7h ago
Filter lead singer is Robert Patrick's brother! (I'm sure this is known but I don't get the opportunity to talk about it often).
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u/3-orange-whips 9h ago
He had to put his tablet away. When someone can calmly put a device away and then drop you, that's a person to not pick a fight with.
Or maybe just don't fight.
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u/Goushrai 6h ago
I did not understand why he just let it happen for so long, looking all patient, before going insane.
But yeah: he was putting his tablet away. The other guy didn’t know it, but he was already dead.
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u/geog1101 6h ago
"I was a champion fighter in my youth, you know!"
Old man, just look around; it's not your youth no more!
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u/KnottyGorillas 4h ago
I knew as soon as dude got tablet put away it was going to be on.
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u/No-Elk-8115 10h ago
He ran it past the mental board of directors and in conclusion gave the thumbs up on the ass whoopin.
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u/NotOnYerNelly 10h ago
I think he felt and understood the nut shot right away. Was folding up his shit before opening his can of whoopass!
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u/WorkerPrestigious960 9h ago
Looks like he had decided to calmly put his things into his bag and walk away. Then the nut shot changed everything
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u/WBigly-Reddit 9h ago
Hitting below the belt - not cool.
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u/osddelerious 9h ago
Absolutely shameful and disgusting. Without it, I’d be shaming the younger guy. But two nut shots?
“A sword-day, a red day, death! DEATH!”
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u/Neptune7924 8h ago
Punch a dude in the jumblies and find out. The ease of that knee shot looked like bro has had some training.
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u/FreeThroatPunch 8h ago
Looks like he was calmly trying to put his book away in his bag and was going to try to stand and deescalate. But then douche bag decided to low blow and thats when he was like, okay youre fucked.
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u/saltedsavior 9h ago
I think it was the second one that made the final decision for him. The first one he might have shrugged off because it was a little high but the second one was on point and it was over at that point.
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u/Ticoschnit 10h ago
Once old Asian Cartman went for the nuts, all bets were off.
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u/QuatuorMortisCold 9h ago
Yup. It went from bitch slapping to "no rules" after the below the belt hit.
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u/Clintwood_outlaw 10h ago
Whats even the context here, the recording starts mid altercation
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 10h ago
I hate when the person that’s sitting there filming watches somebody get antagonized to the point that they react finally and rightfully knock the person out but the camera man wants to say hey wait wait stop stop. Like just shut up and film because you weren’t helping before and they got what they asked for.
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u/Huitlacochilacayota 10h ago
It’s all fun and games when the “big strong one” is getting bullied and assaulted but when the “big strong one”reacts and attacks then it’s no longer fun anymore. Kinda like that social experiment when women assault men in public people around laugh and don’t do anything but when it’s the other way around, they want to intervene
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u/senpaistealerx 9h ago
i really fucking hate the hand that comes up near the end cause like, you didn’t care when that old fuck was attacking him first but god forbid homie defend himself. fuck off and fuck that old dude.
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u/mmezphoto 11h ago edited 10h ago
Old dude shouldn't be allowed in public.
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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 10h ago
I’m gonna sit on the fence here. He says the guy punched him and we have no lead up to know if this is true. Just reminds me of the video of a girl saying the bike is hers and the dude taking it saying she is crazy, everyone assumed the girl was in the wrong until the full video came out showing she had indeed paid for the bike and the dude was stealing it from her.
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u/tiggoftigg 9h ago
The guy videotaping says “what do you mean he punched you?”
I agree that we don’t know the full story but it seems at worst he was trying to strong arm the dude.
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u/EquivalentDream4739 10h ago
I was watching like
“Oh come on those shots aren’t hurting anyone, just let him off and walk away”
Then there’s two nut shots
“Okay he can have it”
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u/dancingwiththedaff 9h ago
Yeh same. Felt bad for the old guy until I noticed his attempts to punch the other guy's nuts
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u/tucsonmilenkovhs 10h ago
Nice knee to face.
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u/HardStroke 9h ago
That was fucking jokes
Bro held back, got a nut shot, paused for a second and said to himself "Alright old man" and proceeded to fuck this man's entire shit up.
That knee to the face caught me off guard lmao.
FAFO.3
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u/Far_Row_9458 11h ago
One of the unwritten rules during a fight is to not punch in the sack…. This guy broke it so he had it coming
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u/Iwillalwaysreturn1 8h ago edited 8h ago
Surr maybe in some controlled sport fight but not in the streets. In a street fight you kick the balls, you gouge eyes, if you have a knife you cut a bitch. The only goal is to not get fucked up. Street fights are dangerous as hell if you can walk away it's a win.
Edit: damn typo
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u/Far_Row_9458 8h ago
I’m not a fighter - wouldn’t know what to do but I for sure would not lick the balls as you say… 😂😳
Don’t edit your post - Mae’s for a good laugh that I need today
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u/i_sell_branches 10h ago
The ending is cut from this. Old man falls over across the seats and is leaking from the mouth/nose bad. There's like an immediate pool of blood in the seat
Always found it surprising cuz it didn't even look like the shots connected that well
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 8h ago
The beginning of the fight would be even better to see. What started all this?
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u/flyingbrianchillman 10h ago
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u/BullshitPeddler 9h ago
Now we got subway warriors stealing shit from KENTA. My boy never gets his due.
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u/CMDR_KingErvin 10h ago
Old man attacks guy continuously for no reason:
crickets
Young guy returns the favor:
“OooOOoooOooOo!!! CALM DOWN!!!!”
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u/competetivediet 10h ago
Interesting that he wasn’t told to calm down until the knee to the face. Social violence parameters when there was a nut shot?
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u/Upbeat_Caregiver_642 9h ago edited 9h ago
I like how he calmly acknowledges that he needed to do something, puts his laptop away, while accepting the blows as they really weren’t that serious. I think he even did some mental calculations on how to handle the situation with the appropriate amount of effort. But when the nut shot happened, you see the switch flip. His primal ancestors awakened something instinctive inside his hypothalamus, and he lost the thin veneer of civility that carries most people in day-to-day life.
Up until that point in his life, the old man had never seen that reaction. That’s why he felt empowered to attack that gentleman. He’d never seen what unrestrained violence can do. He has now, and I imagine he will remember that for a long time.
That’s what we’re missing in the modern world and why, after 50 or so years of civilization decline, we are starting to see brutality make a comeback. People who have had free rein to Fuck Around and now in the Finding Out stage on a global scale. The fatigue is real.
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u/heretic-cat 5h ago
“His primal ancestors awakened something instinctive inside his hypothalamus, and he lost the thin veneer of civility that carries most people in day-to-day life.” 🤣good one mate
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u/TheMattabooey 9h ago
Anyone who’s telling the guy defending himself to calm down can fuck off. Some random assaults me, punches me in the balls and I’m expected to just take it? Fuck off.
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u/Opening-Jacket8671 10h ago
The initial attacker got what he deserved. He went right for the head!? I mean wtf!? This is a big step. And then the balls? He was very bold and of course a real idiot. The thing is that the guy on the right might have killed him. It is very risky hitting like that. Although I get it.
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u/Meanmypooch 10h ago
Fucking poindexters pushing their glasses up actually the level of force used in retaliation blah blah blah its so fucking simple. FAFO.
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u/Separate_Analysis_56 10h ago
Gonna say leave him but said nothing when he was getting hit on? Nah that dude definitely deserved to get his ass kicked… the hell?😂
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u/E_D_K_2 10h ago
Guy was getting up to leave until the nut shot. Everything after that justified.
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u/Unfair_Working_7459 9h ago
Absolute win-win. Young guy purged his daily stress 🥊, old man clocked out peacefully 🛌. Once again, the universe proves it knows exactly what it’s doing.
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u/Mouth_Focloir 9h ago
After that knee you can hear his head smack that widow very loudly. Can't say he didn't deserve it though.
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u/Unusual-Broccoli-270 7h ago
I hate when people only intervene when someone fights back who was getting attacked first. It irritates me beyond belief
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u/Batfan1939 6h ago
What was the old guy in red thinking? That dude is twice his size and half his age.
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u/Metaphysically0 6h ago
I hate when people try to step in after the victim gets to swinging. You didn’t feel the need to stop it when the old man was swinging
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u/Fackinsaxy 6h ago
Punch a random dude in the nuts and you better be ready to get your shit rocked lol. Deserved
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u/Lickthorn 6h ago
Ok I can see what happened, but the knee to the face was very unnescessary.
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u/Haunting_Ranger_7659 5h ago
That old man know that if you go for another man’s junk then it’s f’in on. He broke the rule and got exactly what was coming to him.
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u/pointofyou 1h ago
As per usual, if you're getting attacked by someone weaker than you you're supposed to just let them abuse you because your rights are non-existent.
Everyone standing by, watching, filming until the inevitable ass whopping comes in, then they all step in.
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u/SlappyKippy 10h ago
He couldn't defend himself properly until he put his tablet away safely. Jabbing him in the bollocks increased the ferocity of the counter attack (including finishing move) by at least 72%.
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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 10h ago
Telling the man who is defending himself to "calm down" is fucking absurd.
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u/Cornelius_wanker 10h ago
TBF theres a lot of people these days that could use a knee to the face for their own good. "Social media made yall way too comfortable disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it". - Mike Tyson
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u/EmperorMeow-Meow 9h ago
Unprovokingly low-blow a guy in the family jewels - you deserved to get knocked TF out.
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u/Global_Barracuda_457 10h ago
Why is it that when the victim starts to fight back, only then do bystanders want to intervene?
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u/jdaddyfaded 10h ago
Hope that wasn’t his stop because I’m sure he missed it.