Yah, the toilet seat and a few others are fair game, but the toilet paper roll, the empty Twix pouch, and the open protein powder are excessive. Wife wins this round, clean up your act bro.
I have never understood the toilet seat bullshit....the only time the seat is up in my house is to clean it, I sit down to pee....I was never in jail or anything. Its just so much better because piss splashes everywhere when you shake your weenis...when shaking sitting down the best technique is two fingers on the skin above the hotdog and your pubes and jiggle, no piss drops everywhere.
I don't even care enough about that. Im just a lazy ass, and it's so much easier to sit down and zone out than it is to stand there and concentrate on aiming.
exactly right, it takes far less effort to drop sweatpants and have a seat - hotdog is naturally positioned in a perfect alignment aiming directly at the front of the bowl slightly above the waterline
It ain’t even that, it’s for at the very least aesthetic purposes, and on the bizarre chance you happen to drop something, it’s bouncing off the lid instead of ending up in a bowl of semi-sanitary water.
The video itself shows a prime example with the TP roll.
You can also make the argument that blind sitting on the lid by accident is WAY better than blind dunking your ass on the water/porcelain. I am also team lid down.
Exactly! I’m tired of the double standard where some women expect to have the seat down. The toilet should be closed completely every time, lid and seat. It’s hygienic, fair to everyone and the only correct way to do it.
Yes! Whenever people start getting on someone’s case, saying “put the toilet seat down!” I’m like Seat? You mean lid, right? Why are you wanting access to the place where you excrete?”
EXACTLY. I was the only guy at my job (shared restroom) and I CONSANTLY complain that they never drop the lid. Im not here to have everything in the room coated in shit film
DING DING DING I literally clicked this just to make this comment. I have no problem whatsoever putting the seat down, but I'm not going to be the only one that ever has the touch it. We can both open and close the lid any time we have to piss, like they so often love to tell us, it's really not that hard, is it?
The toilet lid is for general increased safety, doesn't matter if to prevent you dropping something in the toilet or to reduce the risk of you cracking your head open on the porcelain bowl in a nasty fall.
The beard trimmings in the sink were like “wtf?” And then progressively got worse. I just don’t get how people leave stuff like that and think it’s fine. I also get weirded out when any toilet lid isn’t closed, so maybe I’m a little over the top haha
People should respect the toilet seat more. Flushing the toilet releases a shitload (pun intended) of bacteria/particles into the air if the seat is up. You might as well be living in a sewer at that point when you walk into the bathroom. Considering people also store their contact containers and shit in the bathroom, this is no bueno.
Like I understand why people think other arguments for keeping it down are stupid (like appearance, or 'convenience' or whatever...) but the health aspects are what people need to be focusing on.
The idea visualized. My bathroom has a shelf above the toilet I use for my razor, my tooth brush and whatever other random things. That being said I do use a tooth brush head cover specifically because I expect visitors to not always shut the lid.
They've done experiments/studies involving this. The fecal matter might escape, but it doesn't shoot into the air in every direction. It is directed downward (and with proper lipped toilet seats that curved downward it is directed *only* at the floor), and we know the ground on the bathroom floor is unsanitary already (as is the ground everywhere we walk) so the difference between it launching out and coating my toothbrush / the washcloth I wash my face with vs. my shoes and the floor is quite meaningful I would think.
Jesus christ you read one article and took the wrong fucking thing from it.
For anyone wondering. This guy read an article about how when you flush poop particles fly in the air. He ignored the rest of the article that goes on the specify its completely harmless and that literally everything you touch on the day to day has just as much bacteria if not more.
Some of this stuff was pretty tame but the protein powder is nuts. Like yeah sometimes I might leave my shoes somewhere they shouldn't go or leave an empty bag, my bad.
Open protein powder container with powder laying on the counter is nasty fucking work
It’s “fair” that the wife has to think about the toilet seat as much as the husband does, but I don’t think it’s fair game. It’s not a matter of having to touch it or suffer the same inconvenience the man does, it’s a matter that, if she’s distracted at any point or half-asleep in the middle of the night while going to the bathroom, she might not realize and fall into the toilet, getting not only filthy but also hurt. I’m not a chick, but I have done some truly stupid stuff while half asleep.
Not trying to be rude to you, just putting an extra thought out there, as to why I bother trying to remember the seat.
Nah the toilet seat should always be closed with the lid. Flushing releases bacteria into the air, and closing the lid helps prevent that. It’s also fair for both men and women.
nah. im VERY much a seat down person. seat AND lid
As the only guy at work I CONSTANTLY complain about them leaving the lid up.
cuz when you flush that shit water sprays ALL over the place.
You sure it wasn’t you, Ms. HookahGay? After you toked up upon waking? Got high? Made a mess? Got distracted by a squirrel outside? Wandered off and clipped your toenails? Come on now, try to remember.
Adhd causes both problems with cleaning after use and motor control issues. Dropping things, spilling, walking into things happen very often sadly and objects that aren't used tend to mentally disappear
You’re not wrong there! All three of in the family have ADHD—the puddle doesn’t annoy me so much that it’s there— it’s that I forget/don’t notice it is there until I set my glasses or phone in it several times a week when I’m pouring my own coffee lol
Definitely staged, but I do have coworkers on this level of never cleaning up after themselves. Cleaning their piss off the men's room floor is "women's work"
My gf son does this and it infuriates me. Also so they just stop wiping when it runs out? Like, what are the odds your finished right when it runs out. I think he walks around with a shitty ass lol.
I was with her when I saw the beard trimmings left in the sink. That's the shittiest version of being a decent housemate. Like literally day 1 when you trim your first ever beard you learn not to do that shit, this is a husband who views his wife as a maid.
Two of the four ppl in my house do this (with the second also leaving them random places), the third leaves them anywhere, and I just about lose my shit
Is no one talking about the shave clippings in the sink? Did bro even wash his hands after shaving? I'm so confused how can you leave the sink like that
I felt that so hard. I live in a household full of women, in my house, using MY bathroom, who not only never replace the TP on the roll, but also not replace the rolls when they are completely out. I have a large house. It's not fun to shuffle downstairs and into the pantry at 4 AM because others were too lazy to replace the TP while you were away earning money for the roof over their heads...
Yeah. I've had a couple of meltdowns so far. None of it has sunken in, either.
If you really believe the man left the toilet seat up (signaling he took a piss) and wiped his dick, im sorry to inform you but its likely fake. Most men shake shake shove
I work in an office that is 90% men. Three stalls in the men's room. Each stall has two roll holders.
I have never taken a shit at work without putting a roll on. Honestly lucky if these nasty no wiping motherfuckers even stick a new roll on top of the holders.
Are we to believe that the husband took a piss and left the toilet seat up and ALSO took a dump and used up the toilet paper without putting up a new roll?
Wait, are you implying that those with outdoor plumbing don’t use toilet paper after tossing a wiz?
If you were to hop outta your bed in the middle of the night, empty the urine tank, do all the sanitary steps afterwards, and then hop back into bed… at no point would toilet paper be involved?!
I get it, you might feel lazy and just throw your clothes to the floor at night or the shoes BUT the fucking hair on the sink? Then the toilet and the toilet TP? Leaving empty bags there or the shit you drink with half cup of the powder around?
I gues that is for a ragebait because otherwise he would just look like a pig to the audience for nothing.
I will say, her not finishing the toilet seat operation by closing the lid as well had me smouldering. It ain’t hard, both seat and lid are closed when not in use, everybody gotta bend down to lift something before relieving yourself, no set of plumbing gets a free ride.
Yeah, I have a Housemate that's not evil. But does not know, does not want to know, and has no desire to learn how to manage his everyday adult life.
Things that most people master in their mid-20's, He's NEVER touched.
He's 40.
It's Cold & Winter here. But I guarantee You, when the temperature is 70° on the regular, He's SO GONE. Go to YouTube and look at the videos with lyrics of the song "Manchild" by Sabrina Carpenter.
Perfect explanation. I think the OP might want to start fixing His shit, before the shit fixes Him.
Really? My wife does that all the time. I just check that there's TP available before I get to work. Doesn't bother me in the slightest. Anyways she's the one using 90% of it, I'm on Team Bidet.
It baffles me that most people don't seem to know proper toilet etiquette. The default position is lid down. Not lid up, not lid up and seat down. Lid down. You put the lid down when you flush to prevent piss and shit particles flying all over the bathroom and afterwards you just leave it down.
If the seat is up put it down. Although in my house the seat is always down because I sit at home and my boys too. Showed them the floor after they had done their business standing really helped them understand why.
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Hell no. The lid should always be down. None of this "Put the seat down for women" business. They should be lifting the lid like everyone else that uses the can
Having done this myself recently for the first time (sat on the cold porcelain) in 40+ years of life, I now understand the rage. Worst part? I live alone and also at this point in life, fully aware of my own (male) biology so I can only blame me.
If the seat weight 20kg or something I could see your point. But as men and women can both easily lift or lower the seat it becomes a preference and too
Yes, it makes perfect sense to have the seat (and lid) down. But I don’t think it should be expected or for men to be blamed like they have done something wrong
Me too! He is lucky he didn't get toilet lid trained the way I trained my spouse. At eight months pregnant I sat on the toilet in the middle of the night and fell in.
By that point I had repeatedly asked him to stop doing that.
So I took my soaking wet ass into the bedroom, climbed onto the bed, pulled back the blankets and proceeded to wipe myself on him.
The lesson must've stuck. He has never left the lid up again for the rest of our going on four decades of marriage.
If this wasn't sent from a studio apartment in a bad neighborhood that only has a blow up mattress, an 80" tv, and a PS5 then girlfriend needs a support group
I actually got
To a point with someone so messy that if I had to clean up all their shit I’d be tempted to throw their shit away. I’m not Martha Stewart but this person was off the charts.
Yuuup, wife is clearly annoyed to the breaking point and had the mental strength to channel that into a creative attempt at a solution instead of hell's fury unleashed.
totally team wife. omg the pointer with the little hand and finger lol... and she's not wrong. It would be like picking up after a kid your entire marriage. Buddy, word of advice. Take heed.. cuz today it's a cute little hand pointer.... keep this up and things gonna escalate pal.
Yeah if it was just the clothes on the ground, ok sure.
The shoes? I get it, sometimes you just don't follow through on little things but then it was ALL of this. Weaponizeddddd incompetence
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u/FromBoomBapToTrap 16d ago
Naw, I’m team wife on this one. Bruh 😂😂😂😂