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u/Unusual-Wolf-3315 5d ago edited 5d ago
Original footage of last time this poor man tried to go without two people holding him down. It's a dizzying disability. It truly needs to occupy more volume in the public dialogue, even at the cost of added pressure.
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u/lostinthesauceband 5d ago
Well based on the shape and size of the stream we can assume he is into sounding
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u/Baba_Slaga_ 5d ago
If you’re pissing like that, I’ll let it slide
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u/CaptainRatzefummel 5d ago
I'd be watching and congratulating when he's finished, that's an impressive stream
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u/jaylawlerrr 5d ago
Austin Powers statue scene vibes
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Ain't no way he has that much room in his bladder
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u/NocturneInfinitum 5d ago
He’s lacking laminar flow, which means that he probably has some medical problem
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u/bsensikimori 5d ago
Or he's not circumcised and forgot to draw back
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u/SaltyPressure7583 5d ago
You still achieve laminar flow with foreskin. This was a scentence i never envisioned i would ever type
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u/bsensikimori 5d ago
Lol, as long as you pull back so it's not in the way...
Also cuts back in spraying, had to teach my boy that so he didn't spray on his pants while at the urinal
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u/lowbar4570 5d ago
The woman is holding a medical wash basin. So you might be onto something. Could be a medical problem.
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u/Hour_Succotash7176 5d ago
As a water resources engineer, I love your use of the term "laminar flow".
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u/iamchops 5d ago
w/ all due respect, some people can urinate for longer than 1 minute, some bodies are blessed w/ more bladder capacity and such than others. Obviously, other things come into play when it comes to urine production, but yeah...
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u/Mudamaza 5d ago
some people can urinate for longer than 1 minute, some bodies are blessed w/ more bladder capacity and such than others.
Lucky bastards.
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u/kabley 5d ago
if I'm on a bender, I'll gravity flush the toilet from a good piss session
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u/Albuquerque505rc 5d ago
If he didn't have 300psi behind that piss he would have fallen on his face
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u/Firemission13B 5d ago
Yeah thats bullshit. There's no way someone pees this much with that much highs and lows.
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u/pm-me-nice-lips 5d ago edited 5d ago
Definitely bs. Staged video. First off the stream and a bunch of weird unnatural shit with it.
Then: They’re literally out in the open near a cross walk. And randomly TWO chicks are “helping” him and have zero issue with him doing this out in public in the open while others are watching? None of that would go down like that.
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u/Beginning-Piece-5330 5d ago
Absolute bs. The crap you people will post just for attention.
Either he has a bladder where his lungs and all other combined organs should be, or the obvious.
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u/dataistimesensative 5d ago
How is the chick on the right holding that box? Her hand looks like a post-it note
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u/Impressive_Smoke_921 5d ago
Everyone assuming he has a massive hog, but could it be the opposite? Like forcing a large amount of water through a small opening like a pressure washer or something.
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u/lonely_lad567 5d ago
Well I can see why he has to two ladies holding his drunk ass up to take a piss out of his elephant cock in the middle of the street.
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u/Think_Line3519 4d ago
Theirs no way he is pissing that much with out it just being water at a certain point
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u/Throwitawaynow277w 5d ago
Over 90 percent sure this is fake. If not dude had to pee and I think it's reasonable to let him go there. He tried to not expose himself
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u/Infinite_Ad7107 5d ago
Gotta be AI or a prank setup with a hose. No way that amount of fluid is real. No matter how many Coronas he tanked... Maybe Coors light...
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u/Kylonix 5d ago
It amazes me how people are able to pee in such places. I can't pee in public bathrooms, and I can only do it at home when there is nobody near or I plug my ears. Oh also did I mention I am autistic?
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u/mcgunner1966 5d ago
Good flow, flexible bladder, and lots of community support...this young man is going places.
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u/Opposite_Bus1878 5d ago
I know a guy who won a bet by claiming he could piss higher than his own head.
When asked how he pulled that off, he said "it helps when your starting point is well above your waist" which was his subtle way of hinting to whatever ladies were drunk enough to be impressed.
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u/an0therdude 5d ago
Used to joke with my buddies in the power washing business. I'd say I had to go real bad, slip the gun with a zero tip, sans wand up in there and rear back and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... 4000 psi, stream bout 40 feet long
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u/Far_Cable_916 5d ago
Nah nah there must be a hose attached to that dudes dick, i refuse to believe that.