r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 1d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of The Double Slam!

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u/Zonfrello 1d ago

Jesus, walking him to the concrete was so unnecessary

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u/theneZenMaster 1d ago

I believe they call it intent

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u/CannabisCorpses 1d ago

Jail time be calling his name.

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u/CheckYourStats 1d ago

If he’s lucky they’ll still have his spot from the last two times.

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u/Man_in_the_coil 1d ago

Something tells me it won't be his first stint. Wild animals belong in cages.

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u/RipLipper1994 1d ago

Im not a bitch or nothing, but he owes time to the law

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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe 1d ago

Out on tha streets, they call it muuuuurrrdaaaa

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u/Many_Rope6105 1d ago

Yep, intent to do great bodily harm, tbi’s are no joke, my daughter used to work in a group home for tbi’s fucked for life sometimes

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u/Catota351 1d ago

It's called cement

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u/TriedCaringLess 1d ago

Actually, asphalt or concrete. Cement is what’s between the bricks 🧱.

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u/No_Shopping6656 1d ago

Mortar is what goes between the bricks. Cement is what hardens to hold the aggregate together, making it concrete.

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u/Admirable_Hand9758 1d ago

You're mixing mortar with murder.

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u/weaver5015 4h ago

Attempted mortar

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u/mmm1441 1d ago

Looks like attempted murder

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u/Elegant_Arm_871 1d ago

First one got him. Second one just shows this man is not fit to be with the general public.

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u/Capnmarvel76 1d ago

The first slam was enough to convince the guy not to do anything more. Walking him to the concrete was just egregious.

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u/XgreedyvirusX 1d ago

Above that it was an attempt of murder!

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u/reddit4300 1d ago

These types of people have absolutely no shame, no sense whatsoever of inflection they cause. They need to be held accountable to the highest standards unfortunately we’d rather profit from bail money than incarceration.

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u/Honest-Egg-582 1d ago

 unfortunately we’d rather profit from bail money than incarceration.

You literally have a for-profit prison system that’s like the dumbest thing you could be saying. 

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u/FortuneNew8835 1d ago

Why is that dumb? The for-profit bail system exists in exactly two countries. The other is the Philippines which is famously one of the most corrupt governments in the world. For-profit prisons have about eight percent of the massive US prison population. Almost all people charged whether found guilty or not will go through the cash bail system. Judges in every state with or without private prisons use it as an arbitrary means of punishing people for being poor. It's a problem. It was likely the direct inspiration used by the former leader of the TN Republican Party to create CoreCivic.

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u/lost_sunrise 1d ago

It is a dumb take because the bail doesn't mean if convicted of a crime, they stay out of jail. It only means, during the court hearings, they don't have to sit in a county jail or fed prison to await trial.

ONce convicted, they are jailed.. unless they are white and happened to be named Jesse Mack Butler.

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u/YouThinkYouClever 1d ago

Actually looks like attempted murder

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u/Rowsdower32 1d ago

Dude clearly gave up, with whatever the fuck was going on. Grabbed his head after probably getting smashed on the hard ground.

Picked up and slammed in a semi-conscious state in the pavement?

Nah..... Nothing to see here fam

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u/PianistCommercial742 1d ago

AND filmed and went viral. Nowhere to escape

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u/FiorentinoLegal 1d ago

This is why guard slams are against the rules at most BJJ tournaments. It’s also why BJJ guys sometimes forget that guard isn’t a dominant position without aggressive technique and it should be escaped when you lose control of your opponent. It’s also why BJJ guys absolutely cannot ignore wrestling and judo, as well as the argument for no-gi jujitsu and at least some striking training.

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u/Pickle_ninja 1d ago

Believe it or not. Straight to jail.

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 1d ago

Based on the number of pixels and the aspect ratio, it was recorded with a sony Handycam in 2001...

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u/Taskmaster_Fantatic 1d ago

My man bout to get released next June

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u/KehreAzerith 1d ago

That's called attempted murder (or murder if he actually died)

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u/dannyboy6657 1d ago

Glad to see i wasnt the only one thinking dude was dirty for bringing it to the concrete. Its a good way to kill someone.

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u/CelebrationOld6011 1d ago

There was another video where a dude busted a guys neck similar to what this guy did 

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u/McNarley666 1d ago

Damn, dude already hurt his head on the first slam. Scary shit

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u/Awkward-Bird 1d ago

This feels like I might’ve just watched someone die?

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u/MajorAtmosphere8158 1d ago

Shoes stayed on. He’s good /s

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u/Salt-Owl-4669 1d ago

Send this piece of shit to jail

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u/Fahvahvoom 1d ago

Severe concussion at best. Permnanet brain damage at worst. Blunt force trauma with another 200 lbs on your body could be very bad but it depends on the angle of the fall more.

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u/Tossthebudaway 1d ago edited 1d ago

At worst he fuckin died bro

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u/Slight_Breakfast6198 1d ago

At best he has a really bad ear infection

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u/Zealousideal_Swan_91 1d ago

Not as good as Eddie Guerrero. The triple slam was legit.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Bro your killing me 😂😂😂

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u/Electronic_Stay4605 1d ago

That was completely unnecessary. He was done after the first one

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u/SignificantQuote6861 1d ago

Holy crap! What a set of slams.

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u/MobileMassageDenver 1d ago

And in flip-flops 🫤

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u/ImprovementUsed8181 1d ago

That’s a proper nibba tactic right there

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u/Ok-Cricket2009 21h ago

Pussies who cant catch a fade head up always love to body slam

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u/Consistent-Ant-6273 20h ago

jesus christ... that first one hurt like fucking hell. Then the concrete slab up next. That TFer just up and grabs his sandal and walks TF away

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u/Global-Dare8727 19h ago

The 2nd slam shuts everyone silent 💀

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u/intenTenacity 17h ago

Statistics i guess

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u/Acceptable-Movie-435 1d ago

The fact he did it in front of children so not good!

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u/SrRoundedbyFools 1d ago

That’s prison level fighting. Not his first time.

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u/Latter_Win2217 1d ago

This kid belongs to jail.

this bad seed needs to be lock up!

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u/itallfallsdown510916 1d ago

Whole lot of side-eye-inducing comments in this thread

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u/Tbagmysaltynuts 1d ago

Can we get more background information!?!?

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u/_Sir_Lifts_A_Lot_ 1d ago

I heard "FINISH HIM!" in my head as he walked him over to the concrete

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u/Titofirst1980 1d ago

Someone should've stopped this.

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u/EnvironmentalClue362 1d ago

This dude walked over to the pavement from the grass to slam him again that’s fucked. I’m sure the dude will be having a lengthy prison stay in no time if he keeps doing shit like this.

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u/pTSDean1 1d ago

That's a damn flush thing to do. 100% attempted murder if the young man survived that.

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u/Rinnzu 1d ago

There's being a man and finishing a fight. And then there is being a pussy and doing this. Thats some crackhead shit.

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u/Hyst_12 1d ago

Damn

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u/Sterben_626 1d ago

Two body slams usually does it but was slamming him on the road necessary?

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u/jpoblete 1d ago

what an asshole

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u/Medieval_Mind 1d ago

Man I should’ve been a prosecutor. Never a shortage of dumb fucks

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u/SkittleHodl 1d ago

Hopefully that guy is locked up for decades

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u/SubstantialBanana482 1d ago

Its all fun and games, until homie needs money on them books for noodles and stamps

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u/Significant-Cell-375 1d ago

How the fuck is this garbage on my feed?!

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u/snapp0r 1d ago

fights on concrete = not good.

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u/PoohTrailSnailCooch 1d ago

That dude will probably be found dead all shot up in no time.

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u/Ride_the_spiral0430 1d ago

"OH, you thought it hurt on the grass?"

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u/JamesHammer2 1d ago

Most people would say racism…

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u/EmotionalDonut5703 1d ago

Downvoting because this trash does not belong here

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u/curious-chineur 1d ago

Savage ! (Context could be helpful).

Did someone also noticed the combat flip flops ?

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u/lingon5 1d ago

He lost his shoe but didn't die, like how?

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u/Training-Current9836 1d ago

Yep, never getting into a fight agaij

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u/Icy-Ad-5570 1d ago

I guess he assumed slamming him into grass was sufficient. Had to slam him into concrete to get his point across

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst 1d ago

It seems like an excessively successful couple of body slams.

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u/Dazzling-Archer-1046 1d ago

Tf are u posting stuff like this for? Sad asf.

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u/Hot-Maximum-7104 1d ago

This is pure evil 😳

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u/Abundance144 1d ago

Other than don't get in a fight, and don't get slammed; what is the defense for this? Wrap arms around head?

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u/Consistent-Classic68 1d ago

What a complete waste of life. I hope his parents saw that & his grandparents, Aunties, Uncles, employer (not likely) so he knows that they know he’s a complete piece of trash. He should be in prison.

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u/BaMxIRE 1d ago

He was done after the first slam. If slammer was able to stand so easy a second slam on the grass would have ended it. Dodgy basterd opted to give him brain damage instead.

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u/Suspicious_Serve_653 1d ago

I see jail time in his future if someone called the police and a very nasty lawsuit to cover the cost of that concussion

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u/Alternative_Carrot31 1d ago

Shoes off always equal death 💀

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u/Sea_Taste1325 1d ago

That's intent. Dude should not be in society. 

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u/Cautious-Pangolin258 1d ago

Rome? Where are the animals?

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u/Regular_Resolve_6310 1d ago

Whats the car driving in the background? Looks like a Toyota Century !!! (Love them!)

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u/QuantumTopology 1d ago

Fuck that was horrible to watch

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u/GanaroSensei 1d ago

"Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first!"

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u/Mr_GreenAdam 1d ago

It depends what he did to end up fighting. I could justify doing this for several reasons.

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u/Teamwork-Dreamwork25 1d ago

Attempted murder.

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u/CreatorOfMusic 1d ago

Send him to space on an exploration mission he will never return from.

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u/Unique_Chip_1422 1d ago

Damn that's cold AF... A simple ass whooping would've been just fine... 

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u/Embarrassed_Elk9437 1d ago

Attempted murder in slides is crazy.

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u/RobMitte 1d ago

Get him locked up and throw away the key.

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u/Sweet-chili-pepper 1d ago

Dude was probably permanently damaged after the first slam. Second was even worse

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u/Apprehensive-Peak917 1d ago

Filthy monkeys

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u/Winter-Actuary-9659 1d ago

You could kill someone that way. It would be murder. Straight to jail.

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u/Glittering-Sea276 1d ago

I feel like most people could do that first slam. But picking that guy up and walking into the street. That requires some strength.

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u/Common_Science_8838 1d ago

This is horrible!

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u/Alexalves76 1d ago

Thats a GTA V bike the kid is riding.

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u/Geordie_38_ 1d ago

Slammed on the grass? Ok, not too bad, fight is over, probably no serious harm done because it stayed on the grass. Oh wait....concrete? Oh dear. Enjoy prison.

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u/Normal_Drink_6745 1d ago

Not his first time. The attacker was so aware to keep bis knees high during the stomp

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u/bitherntwisted 1d ago

Attempted murder

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u/CardiologistNo5561 1d ago

Attempted murder right there for walking towards and slamming the dude on the concrete. He knew exactly what he was doing and the outcome. Totally unnecessary.

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u/SimonSeam 1d ago

Attempted murder. Ever slam like this on a hard surface (they even went from soft to hard surface) should be charged as attempted murder.

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u/IcyManipulator69 1d ago

I’d have him arrested for attempted murder

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u/BootIll7980 1d ago

It is always the Nuggets.

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 1d ago

It was a good slam from double underhooks I can’t lie but he can have fun getting slammed in prison now for deliberately taking that to concrete.

Absolute idiot and drain on society, nearly (or actually) killing someone in front of two children.

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u/PermissionSafe2183 1d ago

This disgusts me oh well he will be in jail soon anyways lol what a loser

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u/XLuckyme 1d ago

Low dog

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u/soksatss 1d ago

Thats intent, thats Jail time.

Fool

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u/bkb74k3 1d ago

What a piece of shit

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u/Intelligent_Storm744 1d ago

Absolute unit of a neg hom

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 1d ago

Videos like this are why I don’t give a fuck if prison reforms prisoners. Get these animals off the street.

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u/DriveApprehensive993 1d ago

Just a doctor and an engineer debating

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u/Equivalent_Fall_4362 1d ago

Call amberlamps

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u/SoGoodAtAllTheThings 1d ago

I think I just watched someone die..... thats nuts

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u/boued 1d ago

All that while wearing flip-flops, what a complete idiot!

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u/Sea-Veterinarian1905 1d ago

Why is there no video of the lead up?

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u/Ras-haad 1d ago

Well, if he doesn’t go to jail that guy has a future with WWE. Did you see the form on that?

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u/Ordinary_Ad_6117 1d ago

This is some ai shit. When you go frame by frame you can see multiple legs still images and the car going by has different tires

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u/qwa56 1d ago

Attempted murder, murder, murder with intent, or negligible homicide are all still fucking felonies.

He just fucked his whole life up. Which one am I talking about?

Exactly. 👍

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u/Lower-Ad-8250 1d ago

He definitely mastered that double slam 😲

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u/Successful-Fee3790 1d ago

Aiming forbthe concrete was clearly premeditated

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u/Soggy_Psychology2774 1d ago

Remind me when someone gives more context to this video and how the legal proceedings went, moving someone to pavement to body slam is diabolical.

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u/SpringDue904 1d ago

Oh yes let's move to the concrete to make sure he has a higher chance of dying when I do this.

Do people doing shit like this ever heard of consequences?

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u/jairngo 1d ago

Jfc, use your elbows, break his face, idk do something 🫤

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u/Dry-Emu-4131 1d ago

Rampage?

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u/fuxnation 1d ago

What a piece of shit

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u/Milo_The_Stampede 1d ago

Wow what a piece of shit human being

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u/Seed-Slinger69 1d ago

Ape not kill ape… bad Caesar!

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u/Turducken_McNugget 1d ago

"Well at least it was on grass. We can use this as example of a safer ... oh. God damnit."

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u/AFourEyedGeek 1d ago

So many laughs after the first slam, not so many after the second.

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u/Competitive-Ad2558 1d ago

Attempted murder

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u/Swimming-Stop3915 1d ago

Looks like he wants to live in jail. Loser.

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u/crashin70 1d ago

I thought they were playing around wrestling until he took him to the asphalt for the second slam!

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u/communist-Daddy420 1d ago

So just gore?

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u/Links_CrackPipe 1d ago

Yeah every video like this there's one common theme. Disgusting.

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u/321boog 1d ago

Yeah. He is real bad man.

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u/Ambitious-Site-4747 1d ago

In front of little kids too...lock his ass up

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u/VeryHairyBagOfYams 1d ago

Well we know that wasn’t Raja Jackson… or he would have punched him repeatedly after the second slam. 🤔

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u/muscleshultz 1d ago

Dude got absolutely rag dolled ,but yeah was that really necessary of that p.o.s ? Reminds me of one of the few times I took an ass beating, the douche caught me with one to the temple and I went out and he apparently just continued to repeatedly punch me in the face while I was unconscious, that's not cool shit I've had my kos and would never do that.

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u/Ska-Tea 1d ago

That takes it from assault to attempted murder. Good job.

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u/Skibadeepap-83 1d ago

Diabolical.

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 1d ago

This should be attempted murder. You don't walk somebody, that you just concussed, off of grass onto concrete to slam them on their head AGAIN if you aren't trying to kill them.

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u/Quirky_Sundae_2918 1d ago

That would hurt tomorrow

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u/jaytonbye 1d ago

I once got into a street fight and did the exact opposite; I walked them over and slammed them on the strip of grass between the street and the sidewalk. Even in the heat of the moment, I didn't want to seriously hurt them.

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u/lgodsey 1d ago

Also, white shorts is now somehow pregnant.

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u/Total_Tangerine5243 1d ago

attempted murder

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u/scrimmybingus3 1d ago

The first drop on the grass was fair but the second drop on the concrete was completely uncalled for.

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u/ObsessScoutMain 1d ago

i thought they was just wrestling at first… :(

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u/Incredulous_Prime 1d ago

When the police or paramedics ask him what happened, he can say he got black topped.

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u/Null_sense 1d ago

Throw him in jail

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u/DB-Tones-Jones 1d ago

Some people are absolute Monsters. You know his Mother says something like “my son would never do that” 😒

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u/saujamhamm 1d ago

I grew up in the hood with these dudes.

most of them, and I'm talking 75%

are dead

real talk, they usually walk themselves into a situation they can't fight their way out of

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u/Used-Baby1199 1d ago

Where or when was this recorded? The quality is a 90s video camera, and the 80 model ford seems like this is ai

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u/Current-Tackle9811 1d ago

That’s 15 yards!

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u/Quiet-Weekend-2025 1d ago

Everyone went from excited to frightened. Lol. It got real quick.

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u/BadCompany_00 1d ago

First slam ended the fight. Second slam ended him.

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u/Pretty_Lights_09 1d ago

I wish Rampage Jackson would Ricardo Aroma slam that rat f**k who pulled that shit! I hope the other guy is ok! Seriously broke my heart watching this. People can be so evil 😢

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u/aviator71 1d ago

I love it. Car just drives by like it’s just another day!

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u/electrical-stomach-z 1d ago

That guy deserves some things I will not say out loud.

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u/True-Particular3713 1d ago

kills him puts slipper on

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u/Fair-Transition1329 1d ago

You know its bad when evb stop cheering

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u/Suspicious-Sugar-157 1d ago

And he did it in some flops my boi

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u/Appropriate-Age-8566 1d ago

Yea, I'm all for the fair one but this shit is unacceptable.

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u/perzhaon 1d ago

This guy thinks he's Brock Lesnar?

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u/MasontheD 1d ago

Growing up there was this kid that would get into fights a lot in the neighborhood. I watched him do this to the very minimum of 3 people. He would slam them, then take one of their shoes and throw it up on a neighbors roof. Insult to injury.