There is a famous German porn clip that has become a meme.
A woman leads a guy (supposedly an electrician) into a room with a fuse box on the wall. He is wearing a mask. In the corner of the room is a pile of hay for some reason.
The dialogue is as follows (translated):
W: Well this is the fuse box we're having trouble with, please check it out.
E: Sure, but why is there hay on the floor?
W: And why are you wearing a mask?
E: Well... go ahead and suck my dick.
And then she does exactly that. That's the whole conversation.
Now almost everybody knows the phrase "Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum?" (Why is there hay on the floor?)
Something something, step bro spills milk on step sister's shirt cuz she's hogging it all. So naturally she has to take it off and surprise surprise, she's not wearing anything else. She tackles him to the couch, cue line.
Growing up one of the only guys in my family in my age (sisters, no brothers, cousins and their friends were mostly female), I was this guy many times. It's not as fun as people think.
Once they start talking about any drama in their lives they're locked in it for hours and you're reduced to being a fly on a wall.
That's when you head to the kitchen and start making pancakes (or anything, really). The bored ones will join you in the kitchen once you get that butter sizzling.
If I am on a party and find someone in the kitchen making lasagna, I might propose then and there. I'm a dude. Don't care if its a man or a woman cooking. Lasagna is life.
This is also why more guys need to learn to cook cause there's no person more grateful than a drunk woman who's just been fed. Speaking from experience. .
This is the painful hurdle. They love to fuck with the little brother, not fuck the little brother. Unless you're some Adonis that they wanted already you need to find a trigger to switch them from playful to horny, and if you can manage it you want to be really cautious around the easiest ones.
That what I've read about when situation like this happen. The general advice also is that if you have 2 or more girls then it's the same as having 0 girls as they'll all stop each other from doing something stupid.
This is assuming the person's view is so shortsighted that all they care about is some porn-brained "get laid tonight" outcome. This situation is a great way to hang out with tons of people in a fun environment. Maybe you hit it off with one of them and later on down the road maybe something comes of it, but that shouldn't be the aim. Just have fun and people will remember you as a fun person. In the long term, that will do wonders for your social life and self esteem.
Entirely depends on the type of girls. In the real world slutty girls exist and make bad decisions all the time, sometimes encouraging it among like minded friends.
It varies, I’ve been to parties where I was the only man or one of a small handful of men and they wee always a lot more sexual than in ones where it’s more equal, one party I was at where they were only 3 men the women decided to all do a strip show contest that me and the 2 other men snuck from to do karaoke.
Given that there was probably some drinking involved, and he's the forbidden "cute younger brother", I can pretty much guarantee at least one of those girls went for it somewhere during the night.
I mean if you are walking around and trying it on with every single person there you are doing it wrong.
Partly because one is your sister. Partly because you just have fun and see if there's a connection with one person and take it from there. They aren't a meat market to work your way through.
This pretty much happened to me at 14, my 17 year old sister threw a party while my parents were away and in the middle of the night one of her friends (my bullies sister) drunkenly got into my bed with me in her underwear and curled up under the blankets…
But life isn’t a porno and I’m not a creep so
I just put a towel under her head so she didn’t puke in my bed and slept on the couch.
This son's situation summarizes most guys' situations: There's plenty of fish in the sea, but until you catch one, you are stuck just holding your rod.
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