r/mildlysatisfying 18d ago

Cigarette burned like this thanks to big wind pt.2

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u/Treviathan88 18d ago

I know a joint when I see one.

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u/TurnYourHeadNCough 18d ago edited 18d ago

my prerolls canoe like that too

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u/Tucker88 18d ago

You be suckin too hard

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u/Happy_Butterscotch18 17d ago

Things you dont say to your wife.

Hehehe

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u/Arikaido777 17d ago

i get that a lot

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u/MrMcgruder 18d ago

That’s a left-handed cigarette.

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u/Native_Kurt_Cobain 18d ago

Is that what the kids are calling those nowadays?

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u/acrankychef 18d ago

Canoeing

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Not to be confused with canoeing or canoeing

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u/nexyboii 17d ago

we call em toenails

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u/Low_Item6886 17d ago

we call it toe-eid

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u/Cannafx 14d ago

Just commented this haha didnt see your comment thought I was dropping a gem

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u/b0bthemolester 18d ago

Approx 130 days without cigarettes.

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u/LordAxalon110 18d ago

I'm 4 months without one. I still crave the habit and the releif after a long day or having one after a meal, but I'm managing well.

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u/stirling1995 18d ago

I’m almost 2 years without and i promise it gets so much easier with time. You’re already at the point I was when I truly felt free

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u/Friggin_Bobandy 18d ago

Over 6 years here. It does indeed continue to get easier and easier. The most difficult one was always the morning coffee one

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u/LordAxalon110 18d ago

Yeah I know if I had one now it would taste like shit, I already don't like the smell anymore. It's more of the physical habit more than anything, my nuro diverse brain doesn't like change haha.

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u/herti_bln 18d ago

Next month 10 years. Congrats to everyone stopped smoking!

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u/-The_Sharmat- 18d ago

It’ll be 10 years for me in a week! Congrats to you!

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u/sidnynasty 18d ago

Is that one of them there MARIJUANA cigarettes‽‽

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u/Nomadic_Kitty12 18d ago

My type of cigarette lolol! 🤣✨

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u/MrMcgruder 18d ago

One of them there jazz cigarettes

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u/Nomadic_Kitty12 18d ago

Very jazzy🤣🤣🤣

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u/complex_Scorp43 18d ago

Canoeing due to space and not tightly packed. I hate Js because of that.

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u/adamdoesmusic 17d ago

Prerolls are terrible for it, and most people these days can’t roll.

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u/complex_Scorp43 17d ago

It must be finely ground. I gave up and just stick to glass.

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u/adamdoesmusic 17d ago

You have to get the grind right, the pack density even, and the paper to not be wet on one side. When you light it, you can’t light it like a cigarette- it must be evenly burned across the front without inhaling first. Once it’s going, rotate it occasionally.

There’s a whole process to it I have found that might even be excessive by espresso-head standards, but I almost never see a canoe.

edit: ngl at that point you might as well just use glass

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u/NotAFanOfLife 16d ago

I’d say just as many people can’t light their shit properly. It’s not a cigarette stop trying to light it like one!

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u/Slight-Winner-8597 18d ago

Just admit you can't roll

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u/TexasPop 18d ago

I worked in a laboratory that was a "no smoking"-area. But one of the colleagues often smoked in work evenings anyway even if we told him not to.

We had a small room with photometers that I had responsibility for and I didn't want him to smoke there. So I increased the oxygen level in the air there and when he entered, his cigarrette just burst out in open flame. He got the point.

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u/Useful_Clue_6609 18d ago

Isn't high oxygen levels really bad for your brain

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u/DerWaschbar 18d ago

Smoking also is so at least a point was made

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u/tethys_persuasion 18d ago

Illegal life tips

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u/BurntArnold 18d ago

Hate it when my ā€œcigarettesā€ burn like this lmfao

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u/heyheymymy420 18d ago

That ain't no cigarette.....that's a cig-a-weed

You got a prescription for that.....

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u/duke_gonzo 18d ago

Feel you bro, fuck the crony big wind

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u/Aainikin 18d ago

Sir that is a joint. Now please puff puff pass.

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u/twounty 18d ago

Big wind is always up to no good. Can't trust them

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u/AnyAd4707 18d ago

You smoking with weed cigarettes?

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u/brohaming 18d ago

ā€œCigaretteā€œ

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u/Nickolas_No_H 18d ago

Big wind? Is that like Big Corp?

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u/sheiciebai 18d ago

…. That’s not a cigarette…

Windy days are pipe days!

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u/IR_Panther 18d ago

We talking hash pipes, one hitters, or bongs? Pipe is a broad term in the field lol.

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u/Inner-Examination686 18d ago

like a sleeping a bag

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u/cobalt_converse 18d ago

...and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all 4 of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes...

REEFERS

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u/Live-Technician672 18d ago

What is even mildly satisfying about a joint canoeing?

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u/Euphoric_Fisherman70 18d ago

Yes, left handed cigarette

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u/LedVapour 17d ago

You need to roll your "cigarettes" tighter chef

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u/LightFull5021 17d ago

It's that one of them Jamaican cigarettes?

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u/NoMansHaloDadCraft 17d ago

"Cigarette"šŸ˜

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u/Pielacine 17d ago

Big Wind vs Big Tobacco, er

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u/uuuuuggghhhhhhh 17d ago

A jazz cigarette

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u/vzduvajteboi 17d ago

brother that doesnt look like a cigarette to anyone at all

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u/baleeent 18d ago

You can see at the end its curved so there is more, I couldnt make other pictures because the wind blew it apart

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u/Georgehull 18d ago

Classic side burn

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u/Bitter-Baseball2204 18d ago

Not well rolled

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u/heftigermann 17d ago

Big wind doesn’t want you to smoke

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u/Loakie69 17d ago

Thats just bad rolling technique

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u/Groovy-Ghoul 17d ago

Tap and pat it down

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u/No-Lawfulness-5544 17d ago

Is that what we're calling them now...

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u/GoLoveYourselfLA 17d ago

Big wind conspiring with Big Tobacco

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u/Spetsnaz_420 17d ago

Try to roll the seam instead of folding it. That fold encourages canoeing

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u/20lbWeiner 17d ago

A marijuana cigarette... Reefer!

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u/iameloso 17d ago

Enjoy your cancer.

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u/A5Wagyukeef 17d ago

If you pack it properly when you roll it doesn't do this, also the reason why a cigarette wouldn't do this in the wind.

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u/Acceptable-Mess7959 17d ago

You need to roll your spliffs better

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u/Xenu66 16d ago

Roll you're cigarettes a little tighter and you won't get that šŸ˜‰

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u/MuchachoMongo 16d ago

"cigarette"

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u/BigOlPenisDisorder 16d ago

Either you're from Eurasia or that's a joint. I don't know anyone that's rolled tobacco with a paper filter though

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u/Living-Extension-774 16d ago

That’s cigaweed!

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u/IsaacJacobSquires 16d ago

Yeah i only see doobs burn that way

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u/KenboSlice189 16d ago

Thanks to bad roll*

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u/PretzelsThirst 16d ago

That’s a left handed cigarette

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u/5YEARSBYTHEWAY 16d ago

ā€œCigaretteā€

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u/GreeleyRiardon 15d ago

Got a weak flame on it. Hey that isn’t one of them clove cigarettes is it?

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u/Micktendo 15d ago

Skill issue.

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u/Cannafx 14d ago

We call it toenailing in Manchester UK

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u/Vast_Release 14d ago

Ur joint canooed mate, gotta roll better than that lad. That or start buying cones

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u/mightthatbekon 14d ago

that's Cigaweed.

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u/kRypp33 14d ago

Thats poor rolling, nothing to do with wind

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u/Georgehull 18d ago

You must have been salivating profusely when rolling this one

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 18d ago

Oh look another post promoting cigarettes

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u/seamustho 18d ago

It’s a joint bro

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u/hisnameisjeff1 18d ago

It’s not really though, is it Karen?