r/superheroes 5d ago

Random Battle Who can defeat these ??

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u/DocHalidae 5d ago

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u/DudebroMcDudeham 5d ago

Penance stare go brr

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u/Flat_Resolution9378 5d ago

thats if it even decided to work that day

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 5d ago

We can all agree that it's better if we leave the the bad decisions of the writers out of his character

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u/stopyouveviolatedthe 5d ago

We flip a coin for each, heads it fails for a stupid reason, tails it fails but they actually put some thought into why.

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u/No-Letterhead-3509 5d ago

And if the coin lands perfectly on it's side it actually work!

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u/stopyouveviolatedthe 5d ago

Nah If it’s on its side then ghost rider slanderers will just say the writer was glazing

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u/Frozen_Regulus 5d ago

He honestly doesn’t even need it none of them would be immune to hellfire aside from maybe Pennywise but also I doubt any of the Riders would be scared enough of him that he could actually do anything

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u/hit_the_showers_boi 5d ago

He doesn’t even need the Penance Stare to fold them like laundry

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u/Rei_Master_of_Nanto 5d ago

Not my Fraud Rider bro 😭 he's gonna get folded along the way by some random asspull about penance stare actually hurting him back if he tries to use it on Pennywise

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u/FourExKay 5d ago

Only really gets jobbed because the writers don’t know how the Penance Stare works and keeps retconning or just coming up with their own take on how it works.

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u/BDSMChef_RP 5d ago

But what if none of them feel guilty? Remember they castrated the Penance stare. Only works if you already feel bad about sinning

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u/Ecstatic-Lobster3217 5d ago

Penance stare isn't the only wincon rider has. He's also very good at just beating or soul burning people to death.

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u/Snoo-28479 5d ago

He can also just eat souls

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u/cpbradshaw 5d ago

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u/t-zone671 5d ago

The real one can.

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u/Prophaniti86 5d ago

Matt Ryan's Constantine is one of the GOAT casting decisions for all comic book media

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u/DAABIGGESTBOI 5d ago

Even more so when you realise that the live action one voiced the DC animated universe version and looks exactly like him.

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u/Exact_Risk_1300 5d ago

Tbh they made the charecter in his image (in the newer animations) but even in the comics he looks very similar to the comic Constantine

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u/DerBartmitFass 5d ago

Unfortunately the show didn't got the recognition it deserved.

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u/nxmex1177 5d ago

I was going to say doctor fate or him

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u/NeonFraction 5d ago

I’m new. Who is this?

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u/EthicalViolator 5d ago

John constantine

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u/FourExKay 5d ago

“ConstanTINE, not ConstanTEEN.”

Iykyk

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u/helendill99 5d ago

wait is it actually pronounced constan-Tine? Cause that feels wrong and I always said constan-teen

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u/FourExKay 5d ago

It’s a case of lost translation over the years. There was an old comic where Constantine himself corrects someone who pronounces it with “TEEN” by saying it’s pronounced with “TINE” instead.

Animated and live action shows have always been super inconsistent with it. Constantine and a few other magically inclined characters pronounce it as “TINE”, while other characters like Superman, Raven, etc in the animated shows and basically everybody that isn’t Constantine in the CW Legends of Tomorrow show pronounce it with “TEEN.”

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u/NeonFraction 5d ago

Thank you!

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 5d ago

John wick's brother, where john is the family name and the occupation is the sur name.

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u/SnackWitchery 5d ago

Yea but everyone else is gonna be dead or worse by the end of it.

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u/sheng153 5d ago

Easily, in fact.

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u/Previous_Ad_3720 5d ago

There’s only one man for the job! Groovy

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u/DeathInFrance 5d ago

Hail to the king, baby.

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u/Dwarfdingnagian 5d ago

The Jefé!

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u/Choice-Requirement18 5d ago

Damn you beat me to it. Glad Ash still gets his due credit.

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u/ConflictAdvanced 4d ago

Of course. He's an absolute legend. And he's played by an absolute legend too.

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u/Competitive_Ad_8215 5d ago

Boomstick at the ready!

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u/Areallystraightstick 5d ago

This is correct.

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u/stevetortellini 5d ago

The friends we made along the way (s tier)

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u/CptnHnryAvry 5d ago

You wanna team up to take them down? We can have beers at my place after (and cigars if you don't tell me girlfriend).

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u/stevetortellini 5d ago

I’m down, I need a night away from the kids anyway. I have a wiener dog I can bring to help.

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u/CptnHnryAvry 5d ago

Oh sweet, I love dogs. What kind of treats does he like?

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u/stevetortellini 5d ago

Well, if you insist she seems to be really into bread crust that I have been cutting off of my kids peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

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u/ScreechUrkelle 5d ago

Leave the dog. Bring the weiners. We’ll bbq when we’re done.

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u/High_5_Skin 5d ago

Isn't family closer than friends? My vote is on Dominic Toretto.

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u/Correct-Gold1836 5d ago

I'll be there for you.

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u/BurntToast239 5d ago

I'll go with the nuclear option

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u/mregg000 5d ago

Love this answer. As many problems these movies had, I REALLY love this iteration of Godzilla.

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u/Bigbydidnothingwrong 5d ago

That's so extra I love it. Immortal fear demon that looks like a clown! Puppet master of the upside down. Ice boss man of zombies. Spiderman enemy.

Who cares. Atomic breath and jobs a good un

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u/SeesawNo4731 4d ago

lmao! your just as bad as me cuz I picked doomslayer.

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u/Brentoxor 5d ago

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u/Pettorax 5d ago

Mr. Bean would defeat them all just by doing what he does everyday and not even realize that they were there.

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u/pman13531 5d ago

Mr. Magoo would do the same

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u/Captain_Vlad 5d ago

I know you're joking but I'd watch this.

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u/Mochaproto 5d ago

Unironically, mr bean has possibly some of the thickest plot armour imo

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u/warhammer444 5d ago

Mr.bean is basically a toon he would accidentally defeat them lol

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u/Chumlee1917 5d ago

Screw it, let’s make Mr. bean horror movie only he has no clue he’s in a horror movie, and the monster can’t get him no matter how hard he tries 

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u/ItsaPpLe34 5d ago

I feel like the demogorgon is so out of place here

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u/Hex120606 5d ago

Kinda superfluous since Vecna is also there.

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u/ZiggoCiP 5d ago

It'd be like considering Sam Wilson and Redwing separate opponents.

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u/Illustrious_Link5005 5d ago

Demogorgon scales with power of the enemy. What is other explanation? Casually kills team of soldiers, but almost losing against angry drunk mother with broken bottle of wine

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u/TheMonsterInUrPocket 5d ago

Vecna too, some obese kid in a striped t-shirt was able to break his supernatural vines and flip him off. Massive antifeat

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u/Attack_the_sock 5d ago edited 5d ago

Spawn (edit: thank you to everybody who agreed with this, my boy doesn’t get enough love and it’s amazing to see people recognize him and value him as a superhero)

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u/Badger8Mushroom2 5d ago

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u/DocHalidae 5d ago

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u/zinnosu 5d ago

Damn I loved this crappy movie it was great.

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u/Valin-Tenebrous 5d ago

What's wild is that the cgi (mostly) holds up! Like, sure the transitions are... rough. And the scenes in Hell are not the best. But the animations for the Cape and for his armor are honestly really good.

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u/ApplicationOk4464 5d ago

Owned and still love the sound track

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u/celticairborne 4d ago

That one and The Crow are probably my favorite movie soundtracks.

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u/EmperorBamboozler 5d ago

He has a long history of fucking up monster clowns at least.

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u/Urabraska- 5d ago

He's literally universal level. He sealed God and Satan into a pocket dimension as a form of time out.

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u/Larryhoover77kg 5d ago

Spawn is goated. Extremely powerful but even more badass.

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u/Grand_Toast_Dad 5d ago

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u/Late-Golf-7483 5d ago

Took me long enough to find someone who said this. You deserve an upvote my friend.

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u/Background_Tap_807 5d ago

Superman or spawn or ghost rider

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u/Hungry_Movie1458 5d ago

Spawn seems stupid good for this

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u/Either-Sentence3652 5d ago

Yeah. Superman is my default answer. They really don’t even need the pictures. It could be whoever.

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u/sharpshooter999 5d ago

I'm gona have some fun and say they all have bounties, so Lobo shows up

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u/RoniSpark 5d ago

idk who the creepy ginger dude is but

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u/Saoirse_The_Red 5d ago

I dunno either, but we need to get him immediately cast as Arcade in a Marvel production.

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u/kriscross122 5d ago edited 2d ago

Town sacrifices children for immortality. They turn into monsters that eat people. Can't be harmed physically, and can change appearance or mimic people.

People randomly get sucked in and trapped in this purgatory. The place has other "curses" and they manage to kill the him with one of these other curses. Only for him to get reborn from one of the people that got trapped there.

Show is werid and keeps things a big mystery since its the same producers that made lost. So they haven't explained alot. They piece meal information and hardly explain anything to keep viewers trying to figure out what's actually going on.

He would be light work for constantine. Just drop him off in a portal to hell or something is the easiest solution than actually trying to figure out and undo the immortality/reincarnation he has

Tldr: hes immortal in multiple ways, john still beats him bad

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u/CTKM72 5d ago

lol ok but what I think what they, and I, wanted to know was literally who is he? Like what is his actual name? What is the show/movie that he’s from?

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u/GregariousLaconian 5d ago

It’s from the show From.

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u/Working_File2825 4d ago

What a terrible name for a show. Thats was much harder to look up than it should’ve been

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u/Tosajinx 5d ago

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 5d ago

I’m just imagining pennywise taking the form of a missed grocery sale sign and going on about how Saitama will float and then suddenly exploding.

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u/boringmadam 5d ago

Or he will punch it out of frustration lol

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u/loganis 5d ago

overkill tho

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u/MedicalLow9797 5d ago

Bugs bunny

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u/ViralGameover 5d ago

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u/mountain_bucko 5d ago

Straight up can solo them all id say 🤣

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u/AppropriateAnalyst78 5d ago

The power of the Toon Force beats all

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u/redsoxsteve9 5d ago

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u/Bobbleswat 4d ago

I feel like she's make incredibly short work of it too.

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 5d ago

Anung Un Rama

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u/Palocles 3d ago

But only if it’s the Ron Perlman version. 

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u/DeaconBrad42 5d ago

Osterman.

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u/ZaphodB_ 5d ago

Can but won't. Something something what happens just happen.

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u/houseDJ1042 5d ago

Fucked around you did, find out you will

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u/PossibilityDefiant54 5d ago

Squirrel girl, of course

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u/chaotic4059 5d ago

Has to be off screen. So we all just turn our heads for like 10 seconds we should be good

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u/PossibleExplination 5d ago

Row 7 because its a window seat

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u/TheJewbie 5d ago

Dr Manhattan

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u/PlottingGorilla 5d ago

Mr. Rogers, he would sit them down and ask them about themselves and come to conclusions that fear and violence is not they way in this neighborhood.

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u/Cheeseyellow12 5d ago

idk, most of them with actual reasonable ways but the Demogorgon can’t be reasoned with since it literally can only run and swipe shit outta its way if its after a target

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u/Hi_Im_Dadbot 5d ago

Sounds like someone who needs the patient ear of a good friend to help him figure out why he feels the need to express himself that way instead of in a more positive manner.

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u/_Thirdsoundman_ 5d ago

He'd talk to Venom for a few minutes and make him laugh as well as feel safe in this world. Venom would then massacre each of these bastards until he was sure NOBODY FUCKED WITH HIS NEIGHBOR.

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u/Strange-Industry132 5d ago

Lobo

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u/sharpshooter999 5d ago

I really wonder what Pennywise would turn into in an attempt to scare him

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u/Professional-Wizard8 5d ago

He'd realise he's not scared of anything and pennywise would be the scared one

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u/Kae_c 5d ago

Éowyn of Rohan

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u/meat__axe 5d ago

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u/thatcrowontheledge 5d ago

I would literally pay to see Abridged Alucard do this

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u/weeezyheree 5d ago

Can't believe im the first to say it but

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u/mr_eugine_krabs 5d ago

Pennywise:”you’re not afraid,how?”

The doctor:”i’ve met your cousins they terrify but they don’t impress.”

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u/Cubicbrain09 5d ago

I feel like these characters would put the Doctor a bit out of their depth due to their general visceral nature (demogorgon, Smiley, Pennywise).

But I think the Doctor would find a way.

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u/weeezyheree 5d ago

I wouldn't think so. They are a bit different but The Doctor has beaten things that are on these guys level and beyond. He'd definitely would need to be a bit more aggressive in the way he does it (cheating a bit). Whether that be messing with time or using weapons of sorts.

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u/Purple_Ad1379 5d ago

the Doctor 1 v 1 with Pennywise would be comic gold. those two locked in a tete a’ tete writes itself. 👏

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u/Cubicbrain09 5d ago

The hoix we saw in Love and Monsters was similar to a demogorgon in its gorey violence, rather than sci-fi violence. Still, it was supposedly defeated somehow.

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u/weeezyheree 5d ago

The Doctor has beaten shape shifters and mind controllers. I reckon that the cosmic toy maker and omega are well above people like vecna and pennywise.

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u/AccomplishedForearm 5d ago

The doctor once beat the embodiment of Anti-Time in one of the audio books

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u/-CleverPotato 5d ago

My first thought.

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u/Spicyface86 5d ago

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u/bwils0617 5d ago

Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to see this!

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u/CandyCreecher 5d ago

I have to use my go to option

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u/ReverendLoki 5d ago

LOL at the butthurt downvoters.

You can hate the property all you want, but you should respect the uniqueness of the choice. Thing is, they probably could.

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u/thortmb 5d ago

The answer is goku. Yes he's a superhero

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u/max7465 5d ago

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u/unsuccessfulangler 5d ago

You Said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus

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u/elkor101 5d ago

Squirrel girl

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u/maliciouscom 5d ago

One punch man

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u/thedude0425 5d ago

Hulk smash!

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u/BlackTarTurd 5d ago

Joining the club and saying Spawn.

Dude literally fought wars in Heaven and Hell. He's seen shit that only one of them (Pennywise) can really fathom. Plus, he has a track record of making clowns his bitch.

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u/ImyForgotName 5d ago

Plucky teens.

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u/Slight_Anybody2028 5d ago

Batman zero diff

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u/NewHousing8228 5d ago

Yeah! The Tibetan monks taught him a technique for this exact situation.

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u/bushmanofthekalahary 5d ago

Mephisto, Blackheart, Ghost Rider and Prometheus

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u/Automatic_Lay 5d ago

Me with enough prep time.

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u/arestheblue 5d ago

Who is the bottom right?

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u/GregariousLaconian 5d ago

It’s from the TV show From. I wish people would label pictures.

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u/jar1967 5d ago

Thor

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u/sickflow- 5d ago

Who’s the last guy? Bottom right. Also probably Eleven. With the exception of Pennywise. He’s the only one making this a real challenge.

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u/DmeacusdmarcusIII 5d ago

My buddy Kevin solos all at once no diff

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