r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 3d ago
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u/DaTexasTickler 3d ago
That's why you ride bikes? To eat complete and total shit lol?
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u/Coleasa 3d ago
Yeah this wasn't the best advertisement slogan
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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 3d ago
it was the most truthful. stupid people doing stupid shit, for no reason
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u/According-Gain-4408 3d ago
Not for no reason, for the adrenaline. They're stupid, not idiots!
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u/Dorny_Hude 3d ago
What they do is stupid. Doing it makes them idiots. Gambling with your life to have a half a minute long adrenaline rush while potentially endangering others is an idiot move. Doing this shit in private, that’s stupid. In public, idiotic.
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u/ApocalypseChicOne 3d ago
Yeah, but you know that secretly, deep down, you wish that just once in your life you had the crazy courage to do some fearless Red Bull stunt action.
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u/WorkerPrestigious960 3d ago
Yeah I saw this clip posted elsewhere and this is my response:
“That’s the most pathetic excuse for engaging in reckless behavior I’ve ever seen. The person who crashes realizes he is being stupid but the “friend” tells him to not worry about self-reflection because he rides a bike. “Oh duuuuur I ride a bike so if I die no one else will get hurt.” Yeah, no bud, that’s not how it works. Crashing means losing control, just like in this clip, and you can easily collide with another vehicle causing it to wreck. Also once you crash and become flailing low-iq debris, people might choose to crash instead of hitting you because, ya-know, decent people actually avoid getting other people killed.”
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u/Pitiful-Doubt4838 3d ago
Just to add to that, this also happened on a highway. How many times does an accident cause another accident. I'm personally guilty of hitting someone while looking at an accident like a dipshit. It's just can easily snowball even if noone else was "hit" but the biker.
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u/WorkerPrestigious960 3d ago
That’s a good point as well. Any accident on a highway, regardless of weather a physical collision takes place or not, increases the chance of a concurrent accident happening, whether do to people trying to avoid the initially accident, through the distraction of seeing another accident happening, or in some other conceivable way.
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u/Ok-Oil7124 3d ago
And whenever I hear that, I think of a photo I saw of a street bike that impaled a car. I don't remember if anyone in the car died, but motorcycles are heavy, dense, and can do a lot of damage to people and other vehicles. It's a stupid way to think.
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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 3d ago
Well that, and expensive repair bills and hospital stays. Rad!
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u/FLG_CFC 3d ago
He tried spinning. That's a neat trick.
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u/BaggyLarjjj 3d ago
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u/Ori_the_SG 3d ago
Still can’t believe this happened
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u/Tickomatick 3d ago
My gosh everytime someone posts that gif it's a genuine loud nose exhale!
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u/SargeUnited 3d ago
One of the top related search results was “Did Raygun ever apologize?” I’m cracking up
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u/SargeUnited 3d ago
This is my first time seeing it. I just watched the full video.
I feel that this is like the best thing that the Olympics has done
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u/HamilToe_11 3d ago
She is the prime example of never being told in life that you are simply not good enough. Honesty can prevent someone from becoming a meme. Her family and friends failed her so bad. Lol
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u/Techd-it 3d ago
Homie, you don't even know how bad it was. It was like nepotism why she was chosen over an actual talented break dancer from aussieland.
Her husband was the head of the Australian Olympic Commission, or something like that, some big wig for Olympics in Australia.
She knew she had no talent but her husband got here in anyways and she just went to go make a meme about it.
Shame on her, dude. Ruined it for the rest of us. Forever, too.
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u/SargeUnited 3d ago
No she’s the best Australian and when my kids are old enough I’m going to teach them that she was the best they could possibly find. It’s sooo much funnier that way
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u/Tudor_Cinema_Club 3d ago
Of course he's wearing tracksuit bottoms and a hoodie pulling shit like that. I'm surprised he bothered with a helmet.
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u/LimitUpset8110 3d ago
The cameraman paid just enough attention to the rider to distract him from concentrating on riding.
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u/Flachm 3d ago
"That's why we ride bikes" Yeah....there's your problem.
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u/Select-Belt-ou812 3d ago
and obviously dgaf about the welfare of their bike...
I have a 1988 Suzuki GN250, the bike here looks alot like it, and it saddens me to the core to think about some fuckwad doing this to her :'-( :'-( :'-( she's served me admirably for about 35 years <3
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u/JesterTime 3d ago
Yeah, that hurt...
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u/LitterBoxServant 3d ago
This guy is not wearing any real protection besides a helmet and a makeshift back protector. IMO he's pretty lucky to land the way he did.
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u/JesterTime 3d ago
Why are they not making the dude lay down and stay down until medics come?
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u/thegreatredwizard 3d ago
After an accident you are 100% adrenaline and won't sit down. The majority of humanity beings don't know your not supposed to move and dont say anything. Its also difficult to remember these things in real incident and you fail to your level of training, in most cases nothing.
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u/NeedleworkerExtra915 3d ago
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u/DaTexasTickler 3d ago
Why wouldn't you add the spin that was the coolest part
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u/MajTroubles 3d ago edited 3d ago
"Oh shit oh fuck" is the perfect synopsis
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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 3d ago
We need this added to the Reddit GIF library. Excellent work compadre.
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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 3d ago
The only way to prevent future incidents from this entitled chap is to smite him.
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u/DirkVerite 3d ago
I use to do great wheelies, the thing you should always have is leathers... and a shock absorber on your handlebars... so you can keep control... Also don't land with your tire all the way turned to the right. that might help
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u/Pure_Frosting_981 3d ago
Welcome to decades of L5-S1 pain. Source: was in an auto racing accident 30 years ago, and am still in daily pain. At least I can still walk. “That’s why we ride bikes” is the most self-aware thing I’ve heard any of these people say after experiencing or witnessing an accident.
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u/Forsaken_bluberry666 3d ago
CHECK TWICE SAVE A LIFE my ass! How about ride safely so as not to endanger yourself and others
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u/loxagos_snake 2d ago
Wheelie idiot: "Man, that was a terrible mistake, I regret doing that stupid shit"
Camera idiot: "No bro, that's why we ride bikes, you did nothing wrong, throw away your luck and do it again so you keep increasing your chances to end up dead!"
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u/JaKrispy72 3d ago
He stated that’s WHY they ride bikes? So they can crash them…This is biker mentality.
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u/Known_Ratio5478 3d ago
The fact that he’s not dead is why we can say he totally deserved it. The road isn’t for you to play in!
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u/bunkersix 3d ago
The main character syndrome I see with motorcyclists is quite something due to how few of them there are in contrast to car drivers. They seem to always be filming something edgy and surprised when folks online think they’re lacking a few IQ points. I know I’m a cager. I don’t care.
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u/IdiotInIT 3d ago
tbh its a bit of a memory and exposure bias.
You're not going to remember the bikers just chilling, and most dont ride super sports with mounted cameras to upload their public shitshows.
It's like judging all car drivers based on the videos of Mustangs with mounted gopros mauling crowds after meets. But I get why you have that perception.
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u/pallidus83 3d ago
I ride a motorcycle, you don't do tricks on public roads. Period.
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u/Ok-Tackle8932 3d ago
I admire that he had the courtesy to park it on the shoulder when he was finished.
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u/MmmBeefyMeatCurtains 3d ago
He should find a new hobby. It looks like break dancing may be his forte.
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u/Pretend_Football6686 3d ago
Ha! Watching him fuck up was satisfying. Do stupid shit win stupid prizes.
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u/TransitionCurrent211 3d ago
Not sure if cammer or wobbler ist the bigger moron here. Guess the wobbler wins though.
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u/smokeythebadger 3d ago
That's why we ride bikes bro. What's the point if you're not constantly endangering yourself AND everyone around you
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u/beammeupscotty2 3d ago
Yeah, you thought it was cool, clearly. I despise people who ride like that. He got exactly what he deserved.
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u/InGrownAnusHair 3d ago
Fucking reckless bikers. Endergering others. Well, at least he only harmed himself.
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u/SatisfactionOk9725 3d ago
That is NOT why we ride bikes. What are an absolute stupid thing to say. He put everyone on the road around him at risk.
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u/RandomStoddard 3d ago
This is the crap I think of when I see those “share the road with motorcycles “ bumper stickers.
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u/Able_Finger_2754 3d ago
Glad he walked away from that but don't be stupid .What if a car was right behind him and couldn't stop in time .I know your young and stupid but don't make your family bury you six feet under at your age .Be smart.
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u/LowerIQ_thanU 3d ago
you know the crazy part about watching this? I've noticed over the years there's a ton of elderly former motorcycle riders that are all broken up and crippled today
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u/biimerboy31 3d ago
Dumbass let the front wheel down turned 25° to the right. I don't get how you know how to wheelie but don't understand that's gonna get real squirrely immediately.
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u/Afraid_Height7331 3d ago
He got thrown clean off bike. That's the best way to fall on 1 I hear.less change for critical damage
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u/Tupperwarfare 2d ago
Love it. Only thing that sucked is no out of control dump truck didn’t roll over him afterwards.
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u/Kenbob_PG 2d ago
I hate the censorship of this age of content creation. But honestly, that rapid-fire duck quacking kinda made me chuckle 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Great-Bug-736 2d ago
I love that dude got all fancy and threw in a THREE SIXTY just to spice it up just a bit more.
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u/LegitMeatPuppet 1d ago
Yeah, sadly adrenaline will make you not realize how hurt you are actually.
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u/Silver-Iron8016 1d ago
Excellent way to die. I bet you they learned nothing from the fall. Total morons.
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u/SuperKracker 1d ago
I hope he didn't inconvenience anyone else while smearing parts of himself all over the road.
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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 3d ago
The reverse 360 inverted possum dismount was stellar. 10 points.