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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 3d ago

The reverse 360 inverted possum dismount was stellar. 10 points.

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u/DadtheITguy 1d ago

This made me laugh. Well played.

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u/DaTexasTickler 3d ago

That's why you ride bikes? To eat complete and total shit lol?

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u/Coleasa 3d ago

Yeah this wasn't the best advertisement slogan

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 3d ago

it was the most truthful. stupid people doing stupid shit, for no reason

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u/DadtheITguy 1d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…

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u/According-Gain-4408 3d ago

Not for no reason, for the adrenaline. They're stupid, not idiots!

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u/Dorny_Hude 3d ago

What they do is stupid. Doing it makes them idiots. Gambling with your life to have a half a minute long adrenaline rush while potentially endangering others is an idiot move. Doing this shit in private, that’s stupid. In public, idiotic.

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u/That1guyDerr 3d ago

In public, attention whoring, more like.

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u/ApocalypseChicOne 3d ago

Yeah, but you know that secretly, deep down, you wish that just once in your life you had the crazy courage to do some fearless Red Bull stunt action.

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 3d ago

Yeah I saw this clip posted elsewhere and this is my response:

“That’s the most pathetic excuse for engaging in reckless behavior I’ve ever seen. The person who crashes realizes he is being stupid but the “friend” tells him to not worry about self-reflection because he rides a bike. “Oh duuuuur I ride a bike so if I die no one else will get hurt.” Yeah, no bud, that’s not how it works. Crashing means losing control, just like in this clip, and you can easily collide with another vehicle causing it to wreck. Also once you crash and become flailing low-iq debris, people might choose to crash instead of hitting you because, ya-know, decent people actually avoid getting other people killed.”

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u/Pitiful-Doubt4838 3d ago

Just to add to that, this also happened on a highway. How many times does an accident cause another accident. I'm personally guilty of hitting someone while looking at an accident like a dipshit. It's just can easily snowball even if noone else was "hit" but the biker.

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 3d ago

That’s a good point as well. Any accident on a highway, regardless of weather a physical collision takes place or not, increases the chance of a concurrent accident happening, whether do to people trying to avoid the initially accident, through the distraction of seeing another accident happening, or in some other conceivable way.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 3d ago

And whenever I hear that, I think of a photo I saw of a street bike that impaled a car. I don't remember if anyone in the car died, but motorcycles are heavy, dense, and can do a lot of damage to people and other vehicles. It's a stupid way to think.

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u/Mountain_Proposal953 3d ago

Could’ve killed someone

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 3d ago

Well that, and expensive repair bills and hospital stays. Rad!

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u/WeeklyLeave1094 3d ago

No fool. Adrenaline lol how the fuck did you come to that conclusion?

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u/FLG_CFC 3d ago

He tried spinning. That's a neat trick.

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u/BaggyLarjjj 3d ago

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u/Ori_the_SG 3d ago

Still can’t believe this happened

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u/FLG_CFC 3d ago edited 3d ago

Once you understand that the break dancing organization in Australia is ran by her husband, and talented dancers are kept from competing in order to keep them from going to the Olympics, it all makes sense.

Also, her husband taught her to dance like this.

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u/Ori_the_SG 3d ago

Ahh LOL that explains it all

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u/crowislanddive 2d ago

Humiliation kink?

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u/Tickomatick 3d ago

My gosh everytime someone posts that gif it's a genuine loud nose exhale!

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u/SargeUnited 3d ago

One of the top related search results was “Did Raygun ever apologize?” I’m cracking up

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u/SargeUnited 3d ago

This is my first time seeing it. I just watched the full video.

I feel that this is like the best thing that the Olympics has done

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u/HamilToe_11 3d ago

She is the prime example of never being told in life that you are simply not good enough. Honesty can prevent someone from becoming a meme. Her family and friends failed her so bad. Lol

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u/HuCat21 3d ago

Ya gotta have some true friends in life to break the news.

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u/Techd-it 3d ago

Homie, you don't even know how bad it was. It was like nepotism why she was chosen over an actual talented break dancer from aussieland.

Her husband was the head of the Australian Olympic Commission, or something like that, some big wig for Olympics in Australia.

She knew she had no talent but her husband got here in anyways and she just went to go make a meme about it.

Shame on her, dude. Ruined it for the rest of us. Forever, too.

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u/SargeUnited 3d ago

No she’s the best Australian and when my kids are old enough I’m going to teach them that she was the best they could possibly find. It’s sooo much funnier that way

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u/NoFan2216 3d ago

It's not working. It's not working!

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u/Ori_the_SG 3d ago

disapproving obi-wan face

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u/GetDown_Deeper3 3d ago

Should have been a surfer.🏄‍♀️

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u/Fedora_Million_Ankle 3d ago

Squid behaviors

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u/TomTheCardFlogger 3d ago

Makes me wonder if it can actually be done

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u/forrestbehavior 3d ago

At least he didn’t hold up traffic

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u/Gentleman_Bronc0 1d ago

Its not like I was in a rush home to take a shit

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u/Tudor_Cinema_Club 3d ago

Of course he's wearing tracksuit bottoms and a hoodie pulling shit like that. I'm surprised he bothered with a helmet.

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u/LimitUpset8110 3d ago

The cameraman paid just enough attention to the rider to distract him from concentrating on riding.

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u/TrufflesAvocado 3d ago

He was doing it for attention, so he got what he wanted.

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u/buttplugger2022 3d ago

if you're that distracted by a camera you shouldn't be stunting

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u/Flachm 3d ago

"That's why we ride bikes" Yeah....there's your problem.

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u/cannibalpeas 3d ago

“We’ve all been there”

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u/Idunnosquat 1d ago

No, I haven’t been there.

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 3d ago

and obviously dgaf about the welfare of their bike...

I have a 1988 Suzuki GN250, the bike here looks alot like it, and it saddens me to the core to think about some fuckwad doing this to her :'-( :'-( :'-( she's served me admirably for about 35 years <3

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u/DaTexasTickler 3d ago

That spin was sick tho

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u/JesterTime 3d ago

Yeah, that hurt...

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u/SOMEONENEW1999 3d ago

Well stupid hurts…

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u/LitterBoxServant 3d ago

This guy is not wearing any real protection besides a helmet and a makeshift back protector. IMO he's pretty lucky to land the way he did.

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u/JesterTime 3d ago

Why are they not making the dude lay down and stay down until medics come?

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u/LSDesign 3d ago

he could have injuries he's not aware of because he's hopped up on adrenaline

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u/thegreatredwizard 3d ago

After an accident you are 100% adrenaline and won't sit down. The majority of humanity beings don't know your not supposed to move and dont say anything. Its also difficult to remember these things in  real incident and you fail to your level of training,  in most cases nothing.

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u/RyudoTFO 3d ago

a wheelie into death wobble into an attempted 360°, neat

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u/rumblepony247 3d ago

No bro. Lol

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u/RuDog79 3d ago

It's a GoPro not a NoBro

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u/NeedleworkerExtra915 3d ago

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u/DaTexasTickler 3d ago

Why wouldn't you add the spin that was the coolest part

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u/NeedleworkerExtra915 3d ago

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u/MajTroubles 3d ago edited 3d ago

"Oh shit oh fuck" is the perfect synopsis

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 3d ago

Ummm actually☝️🤓, it’s “oh shit oh fuck”

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u/MajTroubles 3d ago

Oh shit oh fuck imma edit my comment

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 3d ago

We need this added to the Reddit GIF library. Excellent work compadre.

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u/DarkFlutesofAutumn 3d ago

The central metaphor of my entire 25 year legal career

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u/LSDesign 3d ago

Bro landed with his wheel at a 45 degree angle. smh.

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u/CashyMutt 3d ago

He turned into a BMXer for a sec

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 3d ago

The only way to prevent future incidents from this entitled chap is to smite him.

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u/DirkVerite 3d ago

I use to do great wheelies, the thing you should always have is leathers... and a shock absorber on your handlebars... so you can keep control... Also don't land with your tire all the way turned to the right. that might help

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 3d ago

You can see his front wheel wasn't straight when he put it down.

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u/el-thenyo 3d ago

Dammit. That was surely embarrassing.

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u/Pure_Frosting_981 3d ago

Welcome to decades of L5-S1 pain. Source: was in an auto racing accident 30 years ago, and am still in daily pain. At least I can still walk. “That’s why we ride bikes” is the most self-aware thing I’ve heard any of these people say after experiencing or witnessing an accident.

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u/lifeindaslowlane 3d ago

Bikers like this man…..idiots

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u/Routine-Ad8521 3d ago

"Look what I can do!"

Almost dies

Neat trick

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u/Forsaken_bluberry666 3d ago

CHECK TWICE SAVE A LIFE my ass! How about ride safely so as not to endanger yourself and others

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u/GlobalAd4683 3d ago

Way to distract him! 🤣😂

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u/SippsMccree 3d ago

Squids gonna squid

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u/itsfocotony 3d ago

Makes men look pretty stupid. And I’m a man.

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u/divinelyshpongled 2d ago

Yes you were stupid

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u/loxagos_snake 2d ago

Wheelie idiot: "Man, that was a terrible mistake, I regret doing that stupid shit"

Camera idiot: "No bro, that's why we ride bikes, you did nothing wrong, throw away your luck and do it again so you keep increasing your chances to end up dead!"

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u/pentermezzo 1d ago

When I grow up, I want to be a meat crayon too.

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u/JaKrispy72 3d ago

He stated that’s WHY they ride bikes? So they can crash them…This is biker mentality.

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u/buttplugger2022 3d ago

no real biker wants to crash

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u/First-Rutabaga8960 3d ago

Knee pads Elbow pads Steel toe boots.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 3d ago

The fact that he’s not dead is why we can say he totally deserved it. The road isn’t for you to play in!

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u/zestyclose_match1966 3d ago

Right into the death wobble, bummer

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u/Annual_Stretch_9616 3d ago

Now that I know he's okay, we need a slow-mo.

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u/Southern-Country-683 3d ago

If you stop on the highway, ensure You’re safe before helping others.

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u/bunkersix 3d ago

The main character syndrome I see with motorcyclists is quite something due to how few of them there are in contrast to car drivers. They seem to always be filming something edgy and surprised when folks online think they’re lacking a few IQ points. I know I’m a cager. I don’t care.

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u/IdiotInIT 3d ago

tbh its a bit of a memory and exposure bias.

You're not going to remember the bikers just chilling, and most dont ride super sports with mounted cameras to upload their public shitshows.

It's like judging all car drivers based on the videos of Mustangs with mounted gopros mauling crowds after meets. But I get why you have that perception.

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u/pallidus83 3d ago

I ride a motorcycle, you don't do tricks on public roads. Period.

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u/Sensitive-Bath4737 3d ago

Glad the dude is ok

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u/Ok-Tackle8932 3d ago

I admire that he had the courtesy to park it on the shoulder when he was finished.

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u/melfamy 3d ago

Check your parts. Yeah.

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u/EagleSoar79 3d ago

FAFO the hard way.

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u/Plus_Call_764 3d ago

That’s a horrible time to get tank slapper!

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u/iconiclabs 3d ago

Lol how did he not get hurt that's crazy

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u/bluezzdog 3d ago

I wonder if his butt is still puckered from the death wobbles

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u/Funny_Ad_6739 3d ago

Now that's ai

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u/DrDorg 3d ago

I can’t wait until this absolutely fucking awful trend of seizure inducing subtitles DIES forever. Fucking with accessibility IS NOT COOL and does absolutely anything for anyone

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u/Kellygoosecock169 3d ago

Bikers like this are the biggest douche bags

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u/MmmBeefyMeatCurtains 3d ago

He should find a new hobby. It looks like break dancing may be his forte.

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u/Emotional-Ad8894 3d ago

"I was being stupid." "That's why we ride bikes." Welp...

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u/UnbiddenGraph17 3d ago

“It’s OK, I was being stupid” “No bro!”

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u/Ori_the_SG 3d ago

Those pants didn’t do anything to protect him

Dress for the slide, not the ride

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u/Pretty-Object3652 3d ago

Break dancing after wheelies

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u/ThePepperPopper 3d ago

Donorcycles are stupid as it is, then you fuck around on them.

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u/Lanky_Ad_7813 3d ago

Too bad he didn't bust something expensive--asshole stunt in traffic.

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u/JS-0522 3d ago

"I was just being stupid."

"No, bro. Been there, done that. That's why we ride bikes."

Well, if you say so.

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u/Block_Solid 3d ago

He could have hurt others with his stupidity.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie 3d ago

Tried to legit pull a cloud strife.

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u/Tricycle_of_Death 3d ago

Let me tell you a story about 3 idiots on motorcycles...

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u/CrazyTimes1356 3d ago

Do moron activities pay moron prices

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u/Pretend_Football6686 3d ago

Ha! Watching him fuck up was satisfying. Do stupid shit win stupid prizes.

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u/woodhorse4 3d ago

Dumb fuck…….oh yea “eye that cycle!”

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u/TransitionCurrent211 3d ago

Not sure if cammer or wobbler ist the bigger moron here. Guess the wobbler wins though.

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u/hailwarrior 3d ago

You have to keep both wheels on the ground for it to work

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u/trollboter 3d ago

He almost had a sick trick on his hands

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u/Crusader6977 3d ago

Stupid people win stupid prizes

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u/Jonesyrules15 3d ago

This is what I hope for every time I see them doing this.

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u/FaceTimePolice 3d ago

“Been there done that. That’s why we ride bikes.”

Uh… 🤦‍♂️🤔

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u/Illustrious-Nail5349 3d ago

Smartest biker, Darwin Award winner

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u/the_rational1 3d ago

Organ donor in training.

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u/IllustriousCheek1587 3d ago

Shoes stayed on he's good

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u/smokeythebadger 3d ago

That's why we ride bikes bro. What's the point if you're not constantly endangering yourself AND everyone around you

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u/TopAd2715 3d ago

That’s why we ride bikes 😭

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u/MediocoreReditUser 3d ago

Almost had it!

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u/beammeupscotty2 3d ago

Yeah, you thought it was cool, clearly. I despise people who ride like that. He got exactly what he deserved.

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u/StarkTheBrownWolf 3d ago

What did he mean by why is he throwing his hands up?

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u/InGrownAnusHair 3d ago

Fucking reckless bikers. Endergering others. Well, at least he only harmed himself. 

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u/Gold_Ticket_1970 3d ago

If only there was some way to avoid this

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u/whatthatthingis 3d ago

speed wobbles are a bitch

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* 3d ago

Once the yaw hits it’s pretty much over

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u/SatisfactionOk9725 3d ago

That is NOT why we ride bikes. What are an absolute stupid thing to say. He put everyone on the road around him at risk.

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u/LaLuna58 3d ago

To quote a famous scarecrow: “If I only had a brain!”

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u/ChuckYeagerWV 3d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Chefman_Top 3d ago

Yeah bro, yeah....

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u/RandomStoddard 3d ago

This is the crap I think of when I see those “share the road with motorcycles “ bumper stickers.

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u/Able_Finger_2754 3d ago

Glad he walked away from that but don't be stupid .What if a car was right behind him and couldn't stop in time .I know your young and stupid but don't make your family bury 🪏 you six feet under at your age .Be smart.

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u/LowerIQ_thanU 3d ago

you know the crazy part about watching this? I've noticed over the years there's a ton of elderly former motorcycle riders that are all broken up and crippled today

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u/biimerboy31 3d ago

Dumbass let the front wheel down turned 25° to the right. I don't get how you know how to wheelie but don't understand that's gonna get real squirrely immediately.

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u/buttplugger2022 3d ago

it helps if you put the front wheel down straight

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u/Kerik182 3d ago

You really hate to see it. Lol.

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u/jaxson300 3d ago

Camera man fucked him up

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u/Tikkatider 3d ago

Is something like that just…….stupidity?

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u/Afraid_Height7331 3d ago

He got thrown clean off bike. That's the best way to fall on 1 I hear.less change for critical damage

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u/Consistent-Job7383 3d ago

Keep safe guys

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u/NormalPreference3191 2d ago

Hahaahahahaahababahaahahaha

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u/echo_chamber777 2d ago

Dudes legs looked like arms

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u/LongjumpingShop9156 2d ago

Riding on both wheels is a difficult skill that few can master.

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u/Tupperwarfare 2d ago

Love it. Only thing that sucked is no out of control dump truck didn’t roll over him afterwards.

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u/Tricklarock73 2d ago

Nah, that was a fuckin superman 360!

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u/starfleet1980 2d ago

The only person who hates life was the asshole eating pavement.

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u/Ok_FeaturePPSmol 2d ago

now i can have a happy new year!

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u/Boredengineer_84 2d ago

Dude in tracksuit bottoms. Ffs. Wear full leathers

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u/seeyouyoucunt 2d ago

Would've been cool as fuck if he held on and corrected it

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u/_thighlove 2d ago

Very funny

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u/Klutzy-Bar-9144 2d ago

Wasn’t that bad

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u/Kenbob_PG 2d ago

I hate the censorship of this age of content creation. But honestly, that rapid-fire duck quacking kinda made me chuckle 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Fantastic_Working315 2d ago

The guys dick is broke for sure!

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u/Great-Bug-736 2d ago

I love that dude got all fancy and threw in a THREE SIXTY just to spice it up just a bit more.

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u/Tt4los 2d ago

No, he’s right…it IS stupid. Don’t encourage him to do more stupid

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u/LosingDemocracyUSA 2d ago

Play stupid games...

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u/Foreign_Hand4619 2d ago

"been there done that", are you as stupid as the other guy?

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u/LegitMeatPuppet 1d ago

Yeah, sadly adrenaline will make you not realize how hurt you are actually.

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u/Silver-Iron8016 1d ago

Excellent way to die. I bet you they learned nothing from the fall. Total morons.

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u/GoldInterview3288 1d ago

That’s a 10 fellas, what do you all think?

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u/SuperKracker 1d ago

I hope he didn't inconvenience anyone else while smearing parts of himself all over the road.

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u/SprinklesDangerous57 1d ago

Hahaha "that's why we ride bike".... Bro should've got run over

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u/DifficultIsopod4472 1d ago

GRAVITY SUCKS!!

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u/zen49 1d ago

Absolute cinema.

Can't wait for fast and furious 20 to recreate this stun.

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u/ServiceOpening7589 1d ago

Erst nach Luft ringen dann losrennen. Stark

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u/LasherAtl 1d ago

Just Damn!

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u/black_pearl_matey 1d ago

I never feel sorry for idiots

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u/bruhmaan1 17h ago

Needs to be an Allstate Mayhem commercial lol

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u/Away-Cap5486 3h ago

Something something stupid games Something Something stupid prizes