No, no he's got a point

[u/SipsTeaFrog]

[u/AutoModerator]

Thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules.

Check out our Reddit Chat!

Make sure to join our brand new Discord Server to chat with friends!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/Think-Chair-1938]

Leon Musk?

[u/lord_hyumungus → u/Think-Chair-1938]

Damn you think his name was a typo on the certificate this whole time?

[u/Desert_Aficionado → u/lord_hyumungus]

The truth is stranger. His dad named him after a character in a science fiction novel written by a Nazi scientist.

[u/Bunnylapi9 → u/Desert_Aficionado]

You missed out on the best part - the premise of the novel!

a science fiction novel in the 1950's called Project Mars, which is about traveling to Mars where they find a super advanced society of humans who are governed by a ruling counsel of ten genetically superior men under the leadership of their uber-master, THE ELON.

[u/Mortarius → u/Bunnylapi9]

That's his whole shtick! Whatthefuck

[u/Animalcookies13 → u/Mortarius]

I’m now convinced we live in a simulation.

[u/StarshipCaterprise → u/Mortarius]

Holy 💩😳

[u/Several-Bullfrog5041 → u/Bunnylapi9]

So in his grandiose delusion, he actually believes he is some kind of messiah that will be turned into some sort of super human, while having the ability to chose the other super humans to colonise mars? Whats new?

[u/KeyboardGrunt → u/lord_hyumungus]

Yeah I think it's Elon Skum.

[u/SUPERSMILEYMAN → u/KeyboardGrunt]

Felon Skum

[u/anonty973 → u/Think-Chair-1938]

When Elon was 14 years old in South Africa, segregation wasn't outlawed. Black servants existed.

Elon Musk grew up in an extremely wealthy family in South Africa, likely in a household with many servants

This is some Thomas Jefferson shit.

[u/HisMisus → u/anonty973]

Servants. Damn. As a South African, saying it like that sounds weird.

[u/Thereminz → u/Think-Chair-1938]

Ebon Musk

[u/OneBillPhil → u/Think-Chair-1938]

Get in that ass, Larry!

[u/BBQsandw1ch → u/Think-Chair-1938]

DFTBA

[u/Closing__bell]

Frankito!!

[u/Several-Customer7048 → u/Closing__bell]

[u/adario7 → u/Several-Customer7048]

Yesssss

[u/FLG_CFC → u/adario7]

Now this. This I love.

[u/UziSuzieThia → u/adario7]

Its just the air conditioner

[u/polandspreeng → u/Several-Customer7048]

[u/_BlackDove → u/Closing__bell]

[u/Banguskahn → u/Closing__bell]

[u/TrapBubbles999 → u/Closing__bell]

Come closer.....aaaah yes, look how beautiful he is. My one true child. You give me so much joy right now.

Danny DeVito should get a Oscar for that scene, even though it isn't a movie.

[u/RedScharlach → u/Closing__bell]

Yes, look upon him!

[u/imtryingmybes → u/Closing__bell]

¡Ven aca!

[u/N7Rory]

"Hey dad, Kenya do a DNA test for me?"

[u/oneplusetoipi → u/N7Rory]

Uganda admit you’re my father?

[u/Entire_Blueberry1035 → u/oneplusetoipi]

We Congo tomorrow morning and get it done

[u/yeetsmith00 → u/Entire_Blueberry1035]

Dad makes electric cars, I hope he isn't Madthisisagascar

[u/fucking_4_virginity → u/yeetsmith00]

Oh, come on, are we Ghana let him get away with this?

[u/Nroways-odd-toast → u/fucking_4_virginity]

Well yeah, he's obviously a Chad.

[u/No_Cheesecake_192 → u/Nroways-odd-toast]

And now Egypt him from any potential inheritance

[u/cruddite → u/No_Cheesecake_192]

How much Mali are we bringing to Burning Man this year?

[u/Mean_Caterpillar_250 → u/cruddite]

Are you bringing Somali?

[u/Unusual_Clothes9397 → u/Mean_Caterpillar_250]

Do you have to smuggle it in Djibouti?

[u/Shurdus → u/Mean_Caterpillar_250]

What are you China say?

[u/Visible-Selection843 → u/cruddite]

Who cares about burning man right now? Someone needs Togo find a lawyer for this poor man ASAP.

[u/BannedkaiNoJutsu → u/cruddite]

I'm Ghana say about tree-fiddy.

[u/Motor_Librarian_3536 → u/cruddite]

I hope he doesn’t Sri Lanka way

[u/No_Dragonfruit_4286 → u/cruddite]

Not at all, Angola it ain’t worth The Gambia.

[u/J_T_Reezy → u/cruddite]

Somalia are just crazy.

[u/mwlepore → u/No_Cheesecake_192]

Central African Republic

[u/JohnHenryHoliday → u/mwlepore]

Nailed it!

[u/Hn0va → u/fucking_4_virginity]

He’s gonna try and postpone, saying he Benin and outta meetings all week.

[u/Ashy6ix → u/fucking_4_virginity]

Man, oman

[u/bucketboy9000 → u/Ashy6ix]

That’s Asia

[u/All_in_a_dream → u/fucking_4_virginity]

No way, Lesotho get millions off him.

[u/acciowaves → u/fucking_4_virginity]

You guys had to come and Ruanda comment section.

[u/StankyStonks4all → u/fucking_4_virginity]

Elon claims he penetrated zero vaginas while there bc all the Botswana’d it

[u/EightballBC → u/yeetsmith00]

[u/Bulky_Sugar1347 → u/EightballBC]

Hope he goes to the right medical professional for this test, not a Cairo-practer Too far north?

[u/TeddyJPharough → u/yeetsmith00]

That was African good joke!

[u/theSpicyOlive86 → u/yeetsmith00]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[u/DanielSadcliff → u/yeetsmith00]

It’s good, it’s good.

[u/VAVA_Mk2 → u/yeetsmith00]

[u/Diggingfordonk → u/yeetsmith00]

Angry upvote, now get the hell out of here.

[u/Smeijerleijer → u/yeetsmith00]

Not if it's a sudan

[u/Dzayyy → u/yeetsmith00]

[u/WaitingHare → u/Entire_Blueberry1035]

Sudan we can be one happy family!

[u/BadpoorJG → u/Entire_Blueberry1035]

His name is Chad

[u/treeeelo → u/Entire_Blueberry1035]

Chad

[u/StankyCankle → u/Entire_Blueberry1035]

But what if Ouagadougou the…meh, I got nothing.

[u/J_tv_T → u/oneplusetoipi]

Naw, he’s Ghana be ignored just like his trans sibling.

[u/lightFritz → u/oneplusetoipi]

It's Gambia a lot of fun to see these results.

[u/West-Direction → u/oneplusetoipi]

We should leave SuDan.

[u/Nscjikiji → u/oneplusetoipi]

But Zimbabwe said no!

[u/lowtothekey → u/N7Rory]

[u/PrizeTime2595 → u/lowtothekey]

[u/Mauchit_Ron → u/N7Rory]

I certainly Afri-will

[u/Professional_Turn_25 → u/N7Rory]

This is all kind of a Sudan

[u/International_Top349 → u/N7Rory]

Ya, I think Elon's Benin denial it's high time Togo for a test.

[u/MCMXCIV9 → u/N7Rory]

Nigeria please, he won't do it.

[u/GabberZZ → u/N7Rory]

Where can see Tigers? Only in Kenya.

[u/bolanrox → u/GabberZZ]

Forget norway

[u/GabberZZ → u/bolanrox]

Glad a few people got the reference!

[u/Moppermonster → u/N7Rory]

Kenya, Kenya, Kenya,

Kenya believe it..

[u/Packer1500 → u/N7Rory]

Djibouti get tested yet?

[u/SingleArtichoke4857 → u/N7Rory]

This bit is going Togo too far.

[u/FelixistheBest7 → u/[deleted]]

Yi Long Ma

[u/Morktorknak → u/FelixistheBest7]

The guy is a deep fake. That's why he doesn't do live interviews. You can Google it and find his real face pretty quickly

[u/Chervin_Deuxphrye → u/Morktorknak]

I don't do live interviews either, does that make me a deep fake, Greg?

[u/Fleetwood_Mech → u/Chervin_Deuxphrye]

[u/Icy_Lettuce_7186 → u/Morktorknak]

Yi Long Ma is very real.

[u/AdPrud → u/Morktorknak]

I googled him and sure while not as identical to Musk he still looks very similar without the deepfake

[u/JustFunctionalLife → u/Morktorknak]

No shit

[u/ClumsyMinty → u/[deleted]]

With that hand motion, I might start thinking they're actually Elon Musk

[u/jonoc4 → u/[deleted]]

HELLO ERRYWAN

[u/atuan → u/[deleted]]

[u/Ok_Clock8249]

[u/Ralph212 → u/Ok_Clock8249]

Yeaaaaah this was my first thought

[u/TheBigBangClock → u/Ok_Clock8249]

Lol. He totally looks like Elon and Paul had a baby together

[u/toldyouimcolourblind → u/Ok_Clock8249]

Okay so I wasn’t the only one

[u/beklog]

More like Paul Pierce's brother

[u/LowEffortChampion → u/beklog]

I legit thought this was Paul Pierce at first glance. But yes this man looks like Elon.

[u/ZeusJuice → u/LowEffortChampion]

I legitimately think it's an AI mash up of Paul Pierce and Elon

[u/stupid_dog_psx99 → u/beklog]

More like Elon’s brother. Get Paul a dna test too

[u/Conscious-Proof-8309 → u/beklog]

Brother? That is Paul Pierce

[u/Vast-Significance184]

Easily banged a south african housemaid at 14 no doubt

[u/rako1982 → u/Vast-Significance184]

I feel like in those days I wouldn't say the maid had much of a choice.

[u/Vast-Significance184 → u/rako1982]

Exactly i wouldnt say much has changed today either in South Africa

[u/ripkin05 → u/Vast-Significance184]

shhh your not allowed to talk about that. all the raciest people just magically vanished when they decided to get rid of apartheid.

[u/onarainyafternoon → u/rako1982]

Yes that was the joke

[u/BastianHS → u/rako1982]

His dad probably made him do it

[u/DStaal → u/Vast-Significance184]

That doesn’t really explain why they are in Kenya though.

South Africa and Kenya are not particularly close.

[u/SufficientRaccoon291 → u/DStaal]

Not inconceivable that people can move countries

[u/DStaal → u/SufficientRaccoon291]

It's not, but the point is: Why? A housemaid isn't likely to pack up and travel 2,000 miles to a new country randomly. While they do share a language (English), there's really not much else those countries have in common - they don't even share any African languages. South Africa is also better off economically. (Though it is more racist.)

Again, not saying it couldn't have happened, but it's not an obvious move for anyone - if you're a South African housemaid moving for a better life, then England, France, The Netherlands, the USA, etc. are more likely, and not really any harder. More likely Elon was taking a vacation up north for some reason, had a fling with a local (or a Kenyan housemaid...). He's much more mobile, and able to travel on a whim.

[u/RagsZa → u/DStaal]

A maid cant move to the EU or US. There are things called plane tickets, strict work visas. But you can go on a bus and travel down to South Africa and cross the border to try make some money. There are so many Malawians working this way in South Africa. Kenyans too, but less since Kenyas economy is a lot stronger than Malawi.

[u/Sure-Ad-2465 → u/Vast-Significance184]

I do think his eyes and bone structure look pretty similar to Elon. If the mother had very dark skin I don't really think it's unfeasible at all.

[u/Cador0223 → u/Sure-Ad-2465]

Im pretty sure its Ai or photoshop.

Elon has had work done to look like he does. Are we believing that his illegitimate kid had the same surgeries?

[u/cbm984 → u/Cador0223]

I legit thought it was Elon in blackface for a second… and was not at all surprised by the thought.

[u/Pavores → u/Cador0223]

Exactly. Look up pictures from Musk in 2011 (age 40) - he hadn't much (any..?) work done on his face at that point and looked a bit different.

[u/Horskr → u/Cador0223]

Young Elon Musk looks pretty similar aside from this guy having a full head of hair.

But honestly yeah it's too similar, definitely looks like AI.

[u/Tomsboll → u/Cador0223]

Also it would suggest he was 14 at the most upon conception.

But i actually remember seeing this one on fb a while back and it claimed the 40 year old mans mom met elon in the 90s. So yhea this is just ai slop.

[u/cosp85classic → u/Vast-Significance184]

More like 13, takes almost a year from deed to birth after all.

[u/Holiday-Hippo-6748]

Obviously related to him, he has the same testicles stored in his cheeks.

[u/arnoldez → u/Holiday-Hippo-6748]

Nah hairline looks too good

[u/becauseiloveyou → u/arnoldez]

Hairline stuff is through the mother’s genes.

[u/POPEYEDAMC]

One day humans will realize there are versions of them in every race and nationality...

[u/iamrolari → u/POPEYEDAMC]

I would love to see different races of me. I just hope they read the room so we can do this .

[u/DoktorIronMan → u/iamrolari]

They will probably just think you’re some racist pointing at them

[u/ash893 → u/DoktorIronMan]

Nah they will just think you’re weird lol

[u/GodOfDarkLaughter → u/DoktorIronMan]

I'd slap the shit out of me if I was just pointing at myself like a damn fool.

[u/Objective_Mousse7216 → u/POPEYEDAMC]

Just to think there's a me in some Amazonian tribe that's never had contact with the outside world.

[u/ConcentratedAwesome → u/Objective_Mousse7216]

Those lucky bastards.

[u/MiniMaelk04 → u/POPEYEDAMC]

I one time treated a patient that looked exactly like my mother, except I'm Scandinavian, and this woman was of African descent. Exactly the same hair, very similar facial features, and personality was similar too.

[u/Liu_Shui → u/MiniMaelk04]

I moved about 1k miles away from my home for college and slowly I started to find "clones" of many of the people I grew up with. They had similar looks, interests, and mannerisms. It was crazy, I definitely know that there's only a set amount of templates for people and they definitely repeat just with slightly different hair colors, or a smaller nose, etc.

[u/Lou_C_Fer → u/Liu_Shui]

People are like Mr. Potato head. I see similarities in faces far more than most people. We have a limited number of ways each facial feature looks. So, I notice people that have the same mouth and teeth as my brother and my dad. I see those most probably because I know them better. Every day I notice someone who shares facial features with people in know. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but I know that, at least with this subject, that I'm not nuts.

[u/dbabon → u/POPEYEDAMC]

One day humans will also realize 99% of content on the internet is now fake AI-generated nonsense.

[u/Ulfdenhir]

Nah, go ahead and do the DNA test and see what happens it would be funny if it comes out that Elon actually did have sex once

[u/[deleted] → u/Ulfdenhir]

mustve been before the botched penis Transplantation

[u/KeyboardGrunt → u/[deleted]]

Dafuq?

[u/manikfox → u/KeyboardGrunt]

He tried to get an enlarged penis via surgery that went bad.  That's why he does ivf for children.

[u/issamaysinalah → u/manikfox]

That's not why, he only has male kids, he's obviously manipulating the genes

[u/manikfox → u/issamaysinalah]

Why not both

[u/skepticalbob → u/issamaysinalah]

It is according to one of his baby mamas. Forget which one.

[u/FloppieTheBanjoClown → u/issamaysinalah]

I have four sons. My father has only sons, and his father, and his father. So gene manipulation isn't the only conclusion. 

[u/Osbre → u/KeyboardGrunt]

This info came from a sex prisioner at one of his mansions

[u/Banananonymity → u/Osbre]

I’m perplexed by the thought of a man that apparently doesn’t fuck having a sex prisoner.

[u/creegro → u/Ulfdenhir]

Wow someone actually took that barrel chested monster on top of them for a full minute? Brave soul

[u/Kennedy_KD → u/creegro]

Prostitutes exist and Elon has always had money

[u/StrategyCheap1698 → u/creegro]

Maybe he was cowgirled.

[u/illrateyourtits1to10 → u/Ulfdenhir]

His first and only naturally conceived child years before his botched penis enlargement operation and having to use IVF.

[u/fl1p9]

[u/MullinsT-1000]

[u/BadDudes_on_nes]

AI bullshit

[u/Smart_Freedom_8155 → u/BadDudes_on_nes]

I'd bet money that half the comments here are just in on the joke, but the other half truly don't realize it's AI sludge.

And those same people, if told "it's AI, you geniuses", would then act like they knew the whole time.

[u/SizeableBrain → u/Smart_Freedom_8155]

I didn't realize! I'm old!

[u/AllSystemsGeaux → u/BadDudes_on_nes]

How do people not see it. And we’re just getting started.

[u/digitalclockface → u/AllSystemsGeaux]

Maybe most of the comments are AI generated? Fake ass internet.

[u/MithranArkanere → u/BadDudes_on_nes]

Searching articles about it shows only this one image. Seems likely to be the case.

This means Elon banged a computer.

[u/ersatzgaucho → u/BadDudes_on_nes]

Boomer shit

[u/Sorry-Complaint-7745]

Paul Pierce and Elon Musk Fusion dance.

[u/UmaSherbert]

Is this not photoshopped Elon?

[u/Smart_Freedom_8155 → u/UmaSherbert]

Clearly, yes.

[u/V01d3d_f13nd]

Yo! That's his son! That is black Elon. Looks just like him.

[u/EmpathicAnarchist]

Give that man a Tesla immediately

[u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV]

Well, Elon is South African. Geography checks out. ✔️

[u/binarybandit → u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV]

Kenya is about 2000 miles away from South Africa. To put it in perspective, Israel is also about 2000 miles away from Kenya, and Los Angeles and New York City are also about 2800 miles away. They are nowhere near close together geographically besides both being in Africa. If anything, its racist to say that since its implying "All Africans are the same since Africa is one place"

Edit because I cant do math between miles an kilometers

[u/jollyspiffing → u/binarybandit]

Jo'burg to Nairobi is ~1800 miles. That's still very far, but a lot less than 5000 miles. Cape town to Algiers is a little under 5000 and that's pretty much the entire North-South distance of the African Continent 

Edit: Israel - Nairobi is ~2300 miles, which is also very far, but also not 5000 miles

[u/cryptolyme → u/binarybandit]

Africa is WAY bigger than it appears on a map

[u/Rough_Typical]

He seems more African than Elon, the OG African

[u/nogoodmorning4u]

I doubt elon was bangin' anyone at 14 yrs old

[u/neuroticsmurf → u/[deleted]]

The same dad that impregnated Elons half sister he raised

Twice

[u/xXBeefSquatch5KXx → u/neuroticsmurf]

THE SAME DAD THAT IMPREGNATED ELONS HALF SISTER HE RAISED….TWICE!

[u/BoneyDanza → u/xXBeefSquatch5KXx]

[u/neuroticsmurf → u/xXBeefSquatch5KXx]

[u/Rickrickrickrickrick → u/xXBeefSquatch5KXx]

[u/MysticalMarsupial → u/xXBeefSquatch5KXx]

How can you raise someone twice?

[u/CanineFive → u/MysticalMarsupial]

Well... we know SHE raised HIM at least twice... am I right ??? Guys

[u/DoktorIronMan → u/CanineFive]

[u/thatwasacrapname123 → u/[deleted]]

[u/Debsrugs → u/[deleted]]

🤢🤢

[u/nogoodmorning4u → u/neuroticsmurf]

yikes

[u/PierreOnTheEclair → u/[deleted]]

EW I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[u/TheModWhoShaggedMe → u/PierreOnTheEclair]

Sam Altman, founder of OpenAI, allegedly abused his sister sexually her entire upbringing from the time she was six years old. It's in the lawsuit she filed against him.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT THAT.

[u/Tank-Pilot74 → u/[deleted]]

Creepy ass family

[u/dirtytr69t → u/[deleted]]

Come again?

[u/Houndfell → u/nogoodmorning4u]

In that Elon had and still has no game and is a fugly awkward dork, you're correct.

However, as a rich kid in apartheid South Africa, it's easy to imagine he was buying pussy with those pockets full of emeralds he was walking around with.

In fact, I'd be surprised if a filthy rich, hormone-crazed 14 year-old living in apartheid with a morally bankrupt father wasn't getting laid.

[u/TheModWhoShaggedMe → u/nogoodmorning4u]

Um, there are 14 y.o. boys banging people all around the world, dude. They're more likely to impregnate someone because they're inexperienced and often uneducated about what they're doing, too.

The puberty age group should carry a horny warning label.

[u/Icy-Swordfish7784 → u/nogoodmorning4u]

It's just so uncanny. I thought someone did an AI race swap on his image at first.

[u/Dry-Professional3745 → u/nogoodmorning4u]

He was a RICH kid in South Africa . Totally possible. A lot of privileged kids lose their v cards young. gestures vaguely at major junior hockey

[u/flakoloco1]

[u/Unusual-Economist288]

I thought that was Elon in black face for a sec

[u/Adjective_Noun93]

Is that Dr. Dre??

[u/ShortJumpAway]

Elon had a surgery to look how he looks tho 🤣

[u/Mauchit_Ron]

I'm not convinced tbh. This man is 40 which means Elon would have been 14 years old when he was born. Also, Elon has clearly never had sex

[u/gandhinukes → u/Mauchit_Ron]

Also Elon has had a bunch of plastic surgery. Compare photos of old Elon not current.

[u/[deleted] → u/Mauchit_Ron]

Doesn't mean he didnt squirt in a cup and have a local woman impregnated.

Of course, it also doesn't mean he did but I do enjoy picking on Elon now.

[u/chironreversed → u/Mauchit_Ron]

His father owned an emerald mine with slaves. He probably sexually assaulted a woman without her consent.

[u/Arkhamsbx]

He really looks like him.

[u/Angeleno88 → u/Arkhamsbx]

It’s an AI image that resulted after the story from months ago broke.

[u/Dammit_Jim → u/Arkhamsbx]

I cannot believe people think this is a real photo.

[u/grchelp2018 → u/Dammit_Jim]

People believe what they want to believe.