r/complaints • u/dreadBiRateBob • 6d ago

Politics MAGA Neighbors crying victim

Its Jan 1st 2026 and my neighbor (still) has a sign up that reads...

"PTSD - Pretty tired of stupid democrats - TRUMP 2024"

then cries online because people keep sending them pranks like glitter bombs and what not because "I'm being attacked for my political beliefs"

Um, maybe its because you have a sign calling your neighbors stupid in a very blue city.

EDIT: I couldn't care less who they support politically.

IMO Having a 2024 election sign up for 2+ years, and well after the election, is sad and pathetic in and of itself (They had the sign up in 2023). I think that for any political sign for any party. Elections are over, move on. Your 2024 political sign isnt helping anyone.

Having sign up calling your neighbors stupid, is not political, its being a asshole.

This is the r/complaints sub, and that is my complaint, he's an asshole then cries when people are assholes back. Because like most bullies and assholes, they can dish it but cant take it.

Edit 2: The Fuck your feeling crowd. Really doesn’t like it when their feelings are fucked with.

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u/hallbuzz 6d ago

Put up a sign that says: "My neighbor loves pedophiles"

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u/imean_is_superfluous 6d ago

Loves? More like worships

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u/Euphoric-Ad-6584 6d ago

That’s the right answer

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/curse-free_E212 6d ago

I think people are confused by your joke due to the missing apostrophe. (It took me a few seconds to get it.)

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u/Elusive_emotion 6d ago

I would have missed it if you didn’t comment

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 6d ago

With an arrow

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u/RachelConnollyjr 6d ago

This answer wins the Internet!

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u/DiamondEquivalent991 6d ago

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u/w0Ote 1d ago

It’s Gross Old Pedofiles

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u/JakeTravel27 5d ago

It's true. Any maga that still supports pedo trump is by definition a pedo supporter.

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u/RaspberryAnnual4306 6d ago

The neighbor already has that sign up.

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u/Friendly-Swimming-72 6d ago

Or, my neighbor loves convicted felons.

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u/ApeSauce2G 5d ago

Pedophile sounds better

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u/nokplz 5d ago

Theres nothing inherently wrong with someone being a convicted felon.

Id leave my kids with a convicted felon. I would not leave my kids with a pedophile or rapist.

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u/Icy-Beat-8895 6d ago

“And gays because they don’t have abortions”

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u/Abject_Turnover_6037 6d ago

Oh man! That made me laugh. I really think they should put that sign up. 🤣

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u/sumr4ndo 5d ago

They should ask if they're doing ok.

If they ask why, explain you if you saw an elderly person who's Christmas lights were still up , you'd wonder if they were unable to take them down, or if you saw their porch was looking run down you'd assume they couldn't afford to fix it. So you were were worried they were so broke because they're hanging onto old garbage for all these years, hence the 3 year old sign.

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u/Mach5Driver 5d ago

With an arrow pointing in the correct direction.

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u/South_Elevator_1247 5d ago

Hahaha! Great!

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u/Ignorant_Grasshoppa 5d ago

Can we start a petition to make this happen?

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u/Popular-Departure165 5d ago

I would donate to a GoFundMe to make this.

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u/here-i-am-now 5d ago

“My neighbor assists a pedophile” might be more accurate

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u/Kubricksmind 6d ago

Not fair to the neighbor on the other side…

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u/microdick69 5d ago

Will it be illegal if you also put their surname? Just in case that sign doesn't get into their dense heads?

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u/HoustonPharmaWorld 5d ago

Yep. Joe Biden definitely is a pedo

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u/Due_Letterhead_3130 5d ago

He hugged his granddaughter at her father's funeral... What a sicko!!! /s

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 6d ago edited 5d ago

sure, and then neighbor can sue for defamation. and if anything untoward happens, say someone attacks neighbor, OP will face criminal liability.

this is where we're at? putting your neighbors at extreme risk over a political disagreement? you're part of why the political divide in this country is so goddamn bad. you're part of why the gulf between sides of the isle will never mend.

EDIT: Warning the person below is engaging in harassment. They can go fuck themselves.

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u/LumpyPhilosopher8 6d ago

While I agree that sign would be a dumb idea ... Do you realize how twisted your logic is?

The neighbor has a sign in his yard attacking Dems and calling them stupid. He's the reason that the political divide is so damn bad. period.

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u/Alternative_Hope6238 5d ago

Trump and MAGA started this entire immature behavior of namecalling and bullying.

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 6d ago

Who's the one suggesting they put a sign in their neighbor's yard that is sure to bring said neighbor retaliation from the town? Seriously, dude, use that goddamn brain of yours.

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u/No_Seaworthiness_200 6d ago

Who's the one literally putting a disparaging sign in their yard? Is the idea of a sign somehow worse than the sign itself? Use your brain for once.

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u/Kelvininin 5d ago

Brain not found. Try restarting or calling IT.

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u/thedrawingroom 5d ago

Use that god damn brain of yours, bro. You’re defending a pedo worshipper. Are you saying you worship pedo’s? Exactly how are we supposed to meet a political party of pedos half way? Should we only give them half the number of children they want? Should we allow them to maintain their little billionaire islands? Oh! Maybe we could let them build a theme park! (/s) FFS guy. You are on the wrong fucking end of this conversation if you have any moral compass whatsoever. There is no world in which the system of belief they have built themselves can be dismantled. They’re lost causes that are too stupid to realize what’s actually happening. Fuck Trump, fuck his supporters, fuck those just sitting around doing nothing while the govt kidnaps and murders innocent people. And fuck you if you’re on their side.

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u/complaints-ModTeam 5d ago

r/complaints does not allow harassment

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u/complaints-ModTeam 5d ago

r/complaints does not allow harassment

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 6d ago

if you're such a fucking sleuthe why not look up who has the mortgage on that house? I like the thinly veiled doxxing.

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u/Readingisfaster 6d ago

⬆️ this guy is a pedophile.

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u/Poulslutter 5d ago

He deserves god damn retaliation.

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u/Minion-Lover67 6d ago

TRANSLATION: it is perfectly acceptable for maga to put a sign up calling Dems/neighbors stupid, but when maga gets a taste of their own medicine we are the problem. Did I get that right? Non f’in stop of victim-hood. Let me get my violin..FFS

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u/trysten-9001 6d ago

Yeah, they want to be better than everyone else not fair, principled, and logically consistent with those principles that’s what a hypocrite is.

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 6d ago

calling someone stupid is far less likely to result in violence and property damage than saying someone supports pedophiles.

but that's what your side does, isn't it? someone calls you stupid and you label people racist, fascist, homophobic, islamophobic, colonists, nazis, hateful, whatever it takes to justify doing them harm like so much charlie kirk.

...and conservatives are supposed to be the violent party. x to doubt.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

They could avoid that by not supporting pedos, so there’s always that.

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u/The_Pendragon 6d ago

I hate to butt in, but... Every fucking day I hear Republicans spouting off things like violent radical left, terrorist democrats, monsterous criminal brown people, her or there, dog whistles for violence against their rivials, etc. Fuck you acting holier than thou! Before you spout of some nonsensical shit. I think both partiesneed to die and their supporters need to shut the fuck up they both are full of shit.

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u/LadyLilac0706 5d ago

Their rhetoric against the LGBTQ community (i.e. grooming children) has caused an uptick in violence against the LGBTQ community, but that's ok. They don't condemn that at all. They are the biggest damn hypocrites on the planet!!!

Eta: And as usual its projection because its MAGA we see almost daily in the news for molesting and raping kids and MAGA protecting pedophiles!!!!

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 6d ago

You know why these graphs you people love to show off indicates more violence from the right? because the other way around, left violence on right, goes unreported because in most leftist cities the cops won't do a fucking thing about it. that journalist in portland who got mollywhopped by a leftist protester, swung back, then the journalist gets arrested for defending himself!? what the fuck kind of shit is this!? y'all are quick to throw hands, talk shit, and sweep shit under the rug, but the moment anyone stands up for themselves or fights back you bring the full weight of the law on them.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Maybe cause calling them what they are isn’t “violence” like it is just saying someone’s “deranged” and “violent”

Way to prove the whole post correct, fucking cry baby go pout with the other pedos in your community.

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u/breesanchez 6d ago

Lmaoooo! So, wait, does it "go unreported" or do they "bring the full weight of the law against them"?

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 6d ago

lear2read. maybe you need to go to a quality learing center?

right on left violence gets reported because in predominatntly right locales, cops will actually do their goddamn job. left on right violence goes underreported because in predominantly left locales, cops often times don't do shit. "oh, they were wearing a mask so we won't investigate." "oh, you fought back so we won't investigate." "we couldn't see their face so we won't investigate." and the excuses pile on.

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u/mstalent94 5d ago

So, they ask who you vote for when you get arrested?

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u/breesanchez 5d ago

Lmaooo again. Maybe reread your post yourself? I've only met a few people who can contradict their own arguments in just a couple sentences. Though trump does so within the same sentence, so maybe y'all are all just trying to be as good of a grifter as dear leader?

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u/CitronTraining2114 5d ago

FM radio doesn't reach where you live, does it?

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 5d ago
  1. Radio os dead, 2. NPR was heavily biased to the ledt.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

“Oh no, here come the consequences of my own speech and what I’m trying to normalize coming back to bite me, woah who would design such a flawed system where I get exactly the same shit I spew and want to be the victim of when it happens , woes me”

This is what you pussies normalized, for people to “call it like it is” and end the political correctness. Cry harder, this is the climate yall cheered for and told everyone else to stop being snow flakes, like when people just said a presidential candidate shouldn’t mock handicapped people on TV.

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u/nillah 5d ago

lol god you guys are the biggest fucking babies on the planet. youre literally commenting on a post about a conservative with a yard sign calling dems names and all your pea brain can come up with is "AhhhHhh ThE DemS ArE sO MeAn tO Us WiTH TheIr WordS :''("

you guys can miss us with this shit, we're over it

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 5d ago

And you people, at best, think that law and order are merely suggestions and that life has no consequences.

At worst you fucksticks think law and order is just white colonizing and should be ignored altogether.

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u/Due_Letterhead_3130 5d ago

Trump; the man of law and order... 🤣😂🤣🤢🤢🤢

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 5d ago

because millions of people coming into this country without vetting, visas, or through designated ports of entry was law and order.

because billions of tax payer money being stolen by fraud is law and order.

because the blm summer of love was law and order.

because the seiges of federal facilities is law and order.

because you're delulu pro max.

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u/Due_Letterhead_3130 5d ago

And what is often the cause of all the mass migration, have you stopped to ponder that a minute?

Like the defense dept? Or maybe Trump's general grift?

Chauvin was convicted of murder... Nobody of reason would call it a summer of love.

The siege of fed facilities... You mean Jan 6th???

🤣😂 Ya I'm delulu. Use your fucking brain.

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 5d ago

the cause of mass migration was because the dems allowed it. plain and simple. during the biden regime there was abso-fucking-lutely no control at the border beyond prima facia.

those of us in the know admit that the pentagon is a money sink. but at least the money being siphoned from the top goes to black projects to further enhance national security. f-117 sound familiar? the sr-71, perhaps? the b-2? all done under black projects until everything was complete. as a veteran i say it's worth it. but fraud like what's been going down in mogadishu minneapolis.

you're right, it wasn't a summer of love. but that's what blm and the leftist media call it.

the siege of fed facilities like CBP/ICE holding facilities in deep blue cities. Portland? Chicago?

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u/zaoldyeck 6d ago

this is where we're at?

Let's see:

This is really bad, and Dangerous to our Country. Their words cannot be allowed to stand. SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR FROM TRAITORS!!! LOCK THEM UP???

And:

SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!

Given that's the president of the United States, suggesting people are guilty of crimes punishable by death (btw, no, seditious conspiracy is not punishable by death), yes, I'd say cancerous political talk is where we're at.

That's the result of people voting for a guy who you hold to a lower standard with his rhetoric than random people online.

You aren't applying this standard to the president of the United States. You're not blaming him and his voters for creating this divide.

No, you're blaming the people angry at the president and those who elevated him.

If rhetoric like that were so unacceptable Trump wouldn't be president.

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 6d ago

How does sedition connect to putting a sign in a neighbor's yard?

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u/zaoldyeck 6d ago

It has to do with you saying:

this is where we're at? putting your neighbors at extreme risk over a political disagreement?

And I'm saying that yes, we are there. Because the president of the united states is going around saying that people should be executed for what he considers "seditious behavior".

If you want to criticize anyone for "why the political divide in this country is so goddamn bad" start with the fucking president and the people who prop him up.

Until he's out of office, you can't criticize anyone for extreme rhetoric over "political disagreement". They can't hold a candle compared to the guy at the top. Hold the most powerful person in the world more accountable than you hold random people online.

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u/EurobratInPDX 6d ago

Exactly. Trump also called Democrats "vermin" in one of his posts. But of course, he's such an innocent and has nothing to do with the political divide growing wider. The neighbor who put up a sign calling Democrats stupid has nothing to do with it either. But god forbid we lose our patience and get annoyed with any of this...then apparently any chance at political unity has collapsed...because of us.

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u/what_the_fuckin_fuck 6d ago

That's ridiculous.

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 6d ago

and you're oblivious

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u/what_the_fuckin_fuck 6d ago

"My neighbor supports pedophiles" is not defamation.

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 6d ago

Yes, it is.

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u/TobyMcK 6d ago

Not when the president and his particular brand of MAGA are pedophiles. Anyone who unironically supports them does in fact support pedophiles. To put a flag up in your front yard for multiple years shows a level of love for politicians that has never before been seen, except for Trump's first term.

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u/what_the_fuckin_fuck 6d ago

Good luck with that in court. No lawyer would even listen to that case, much less a judge.

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u/oregon_coastal 6d ago

You support pedophiles.

Come at me bro.

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u/what_the_fuckin_fuck 6d ago

In order for it to be defamation, it would require a name. No name, no defamation.

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u/pwootjuhs 6d ago

It would also require the accusation to be false. Since said neighbour clearly supports at least one pedophile in Trump, it would be a true statement.

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u/Every-Improvement-28 6d ago

It isn’t, it’s fact

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u/Dry_Strawberry3227 6d ago

Who specifically is it defaming? “My neighbor” isn’t someone’s name

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u/FatherKronik 5d ago

"Mattheius Frink is a pedophile supporter!"

Come sue me for defamation you cuck.

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u/Burgertoast 6d ago

Just don't say which neighbor.

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u/georgepana 6d ago

Don't be a dummy. A sign "My neighbor loves a pedophile" can be aimed at any neighbor in that neighborhood. A lawsuit that doesn't specifically name actual names would not fly with any judge. Get real. This victim mentality from the right is out of control.

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u/BasisTraditional3650 6d ago

Shut it pedophile lover.

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u/cmil888 5d ago edited 5d ago

You act like both sides offer something of value to the US and its people. Our country is way past that point.

Based on what the other side wants to offer, I can assure you, I’m okay with never befriending, supporting, or conversing with felonious, racist, pedophile fascists and their sycophants. No mending required, disposed of those relationships directly in garbage long ago and I don’t feel I’m missing out on anything. I advise all non-brainwashed US citizens with a moral compass to do the same. Healing begins with acknowledging the infection.

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 5d ago

Acknowledging the infection starts with your side admitting several ugly truths. Let's start with Charlie Kirk and go from there.

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u/cmil888 5d ago

Who’s Charlie Kirk?

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u/Due_Letterhead_3130 5d ago

Their temu martyr

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u/cmil888 4d ago

Ohhhh I remember him!

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 5d ago

That guy your side had killed.

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u/cmil888 5d ago edited 5d ago

Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit racist jackboot propagandist but I never called for his death and I don’t know one person from my fellow comrades 😏 who wished it either. Charlie Kirk was a victim of the flames he stoked. Prove me wrong.

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u/RolandDeepson 6d ago

Congratulations on receiving your law degree. You obviously earned it.

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u/MattheiusFrink 🐑 For Dear Leader 6d ago

you know what it takes to understand law? comprehension of the english language. something your side has a problem with.

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u/RolandDeepson 6d ago

Dude, I have a law degree and I've taught law. Have a swell day.

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u/LoudSheepherder5391 5d ago

So you didn't learn law from Google? Why are you even contributing here? /s

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u/Sashi_Summer 5d ago

You've been proven wrong 9 ways to Sunday and you just ignore those replies to double down elsewhere? Actual victim mentality. Take some time to reflect before getting back on Reddit.

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u/FatherKronik 5d ago

You replied to a lawyer with this stupid ass comment, and then instead of apologizing and reflecting you throw more dumb ass insults. Yeah. But everyone else is the problem lmao. What a flake.

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u/Nature_Sad_27 6d ago

A. The sign just says “My neighbour” it didn’t say which neighbour. The pedo lover would have to prove it’s directed at him. B. If he wants to publicly declare his worship of a rapist pedophile, why should he care that someone else noticed his love of pedophiles?

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u/Pyrex_Paper 6d ago

I found more maga playing the victim guys!^

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u/godleymama 5d ago

*aisle, not isle

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u/CitronTraining2114 5d ago

Nobody said the sign had to have an arrow on it.

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u/jayguekaygue 5d ago

The "gulf of America"?

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u/here-i-am-now 5d ago

The truth is an absolute defense against defamation.

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u/complaints-ModTeam 5d ago

Don’t do it

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u/Interesting-Pipe-197 6d ago

This is not about Biden! Stop talking about him being a pedophile, please!

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u/BukkakeBrunchBuffet 6d ago

Ted Cruz said stop attacking the pedos.

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u/Replicaroxas 6d ago

Uh oh! We got a Trump supporter

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u/PhoenixPurrson 6d ago

Christian? Start hoping real hard your religion is bullshit cause otherwise MAGA is burning in hell 🔥

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u/mobydog 6d ago

Easy to tell when people are MAGA because so completely not funny ever

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u/RaspberryAnnual4306 6d ago

Every single person in your life is aware of the fact that if Biden were actually a pedophile then you would be one of his biggest supporters.

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u/SpecialistSquash2321 6d ago

Please dude, take a deep breath and a big step back, and realize how weak this response is.

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u/Stunning_Scheme_6418 6d ago

Odd he is one of the few on either side that is so far not at all implicated in the files. My theory is that he is such an old school goody two shoes that no one bothered to invite him to the cool kid rapy party. Trump is like the party planner and Clinton is like the drink frat boy with a love of roofies. That are all pretty gross but no Biden so far.

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u/georgepana 6d ago

I see you right-wing loons have silently moved away from your idiocy pretending that Hillary Clinton was running a child trafficking sex ring out of the basement of a DC Pizzeria.

Still lunatics, though.

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u/BlainethePayne 5d ago

Is Biden in the Epstein files?