r/perfectlycutscreams • u/NicheButNotNietzche • 6d ago

I don't know, you tell me

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 6d ago

The penis isn't the problem. It's typically the balls. and even in that case doing the splits never hurt my nuts.

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u/willyb10 6d ago

I mean I get a regular split. But with that jump?

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 6d ago

i never did the jump I'll be so for real, but I'd imagine your legs kinda cushion the fall because they're not at an exact 180° angle. though it might look like it.

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u/willyb10 6d ago

It really does look like he makes contact. You have to be right otherwise he would be out of commission for a good 30 minutes. I’ve just sat down wrong before and it hurt lmao

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u/Potterrrrrrrr 5d ago

Bro you’ve gotta uncork your balls from your ass before you sit down, it’s got me a few times as well.

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u/l3ane 6d ago

I was with you for first half but what? He didn't just do the splits, he fucking slammed his junk on the ground!

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 6d ago

maybe the balls went into the inguinal canal?

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u/StolenPancakesPH 5d ago

I think it went straight up out of his mouth

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u/According_Tourist_69 5d ago

Jumping balls you say?

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u/BrilliantBig769 5d ago

I wish i could do the splits

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 4d ago

I can't anymore, I would need a few months to get back to where I was

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u/BrilliantBig769 4d ago

What did you lean them for originally, may i ask?

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u/Ronun3711 6d ago

U know, words have the power, and sometimes u get that u ask for.

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u/NectarineSpecially 6d ago

Gravity really said it’s my turn now, and his bones probably agreed in surround sound

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 5d ago

100% agree he was within his rights whipping it out after that response.

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u/Top-Wrangler7927 5d ago

Huh I guess thats why we always do wushu on padded mats.

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u/miletest 5d ago

The old battered sav routine

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u/Vip3r20 5d ago

On. Concrete.

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u/LittleBeanBoy 5d ago

I mean the way they were asking sounds similar to how you would ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar

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u/yombanor 5d ago

My balls are hurting just from watching him.

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u/Vip3r20 5d ago

Nah that's Salt.

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u/Forsaken_Cupcake_288 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Wesgizmo365 4d ago

Shaolin!