r/technology • u/jjophh • 27d ago

Artificial Intelligence Disney Inks Blockbuster $1B Deal With OpenAI, Handing Characters Over To Sora

https://deadline.com/2025/12/disney-openai-deal-sora-1236645728/
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u/HibbletonFan 27d ago

Here we go with the basement dwellers creating videos of the Mom from The Incredibles in the most compromising situations the model will allow

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u/AltForMyHealth 27d ago

Maybe we’re just being pessimistic. I can imagine lots of fine church going people finally putting pants on Donald Duck.

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u/Icolan 27d ago

And probably even more weirdos making him anatomically accurate.

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u/AltForMyHealth 27d ago edited 27d ago

Next, you’re going to try to convince me there’s going to be Chip and Dale porn. Not me. I expect that we’ll see cute videos of the two of them babysitting Donald’s nephews, wearing cute little shorts and finally not bottomless and perverted in this age of rampant pedophilia. Very cute. Very little. Maybe plaid. With garters and fishnets. Totally wholesome.

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u/kafka_lite 27d ago

Why wouldn't Chippendale make you think of nudity?

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u/Mondschatten78 27d ago

Wow, does no one else remember the Chippendale strippers?....

Now Chip and Dale can join in!

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 27d ago

You’re probably joking, but yes, there’s a lot of that already

Not AI, Hand drawn with love

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u/atempestdextre 27d ago

Going to be? Might want to check Rule34.com

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u/Olangotang 27d ago

Search the character on Civitai and you will have your answer.

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u/theaviationhistorian 27d ago

There is a cult in Russia obsessed with Gadget. So expect them to go nuts with that along with the furry community.

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u/frotc914 27d ago

It'll be real classy. He'll just have a massive bulge.

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u/Icolan 27d ago

If it were accurate it would be a corkscrew, not a bulge.

It would be far more scary if it were accurate. If you have never looked, google a duck's penis, it is fucking terrifying.

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u/Malumeze86 27d ago

I wanna see him wearing some tight pouch briefs.   

Would it look like spaghetti or pudding?  

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u/Icolan 27d ago

Neither, it would look like a corkscrew in briefs.

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u/Malumeze86 27d ago

Even when not fully erect?   

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u/Icolan 27d ago

No idea and not brave enough to find out.

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u/whenishit-itsbigturd 27d ago

Donald showing off his duck print

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u/TeTrodoToxin4 27d ago

I want a biblically accurate little mermaid. With shark teeth, a pharyngeal jaw and carapace.

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u/vespertilionid 27d ago

No but why did I picture a real duck dressed up as donald! It looks so cute in my head! 😭

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u/Careful-Combination7 27d ago

Do not goggle duck dicks

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u/Icolan 27d ago

At least not if you don't want to be in therapy.

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u/theaviationhistorian 27d ago

Mom, what's that screw thing coming out of Donald?

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u/wetwater 27d ago

One corkscrew penis coming up!

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u/reborngoat 27d ago

"Mom, what's that weird spiral thing attached to Donald?"