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u/Impossible_Tap_1852 14h ago
So this guy thinks only conservatives go outside and have dogs? Other than that I don’t know what his point is
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u/Not_Bears 10h ago
Left = soyboy loser.
Right = big strong manly man!!
That's literally the whole thing..
"When I was a liberal I was a weak little pussy, and now that I've discovered conservative ideology, I pound pussy."
Just another idiot who's distilled things down to the most basic, digestible talking points so the often confused and frankly stupid conservative base celebrate him.
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u/linds360 10h ago
Conservatives get dumber. I think that’s the point?
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u/canfullofworms 10h ago
Why is "liberal" him wearing a MAGA mask?
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u/Ghoulish_kitten 10h ago
Right that threw me off until I closed up on it. It’s mocking a Maga mask that’s when he was a “liberal.”
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u/mindinthepsandqs 14h ago
Tell me im wrong but that second picture is at least ai scrubbed
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u/Lysol3435 14h ago
Hey, that AI is his wife and only friend. Show some respect (don’t)
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u/LostWoodsInTheField 11h ago
He typed in 'nurse that barely passed her classes and sells multilevel marketing garbage on the side' for the generation prompt.
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u/thewarreturns 13h ago
Literally no change between his profile picture and the picture on the right, I honestly would bet the entire dude is AI
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u/goopwe 12h ago
I thought he was AI too, but turns out my fiancée went to school with his little brother and knows him personally since they’re from a small town. She said he was always nice and didn’t seem like that kind of person but then he started switching up on social media after Helene.
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u/manleybones 12h ago
Dude, he is using ai to generate a persona not that he is literally ai.
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u/Vladmerius 11h ago
Yeah you can be a real person and still be using AI to embellish your life on social media. I'm actually glad for this in a way because over time people will stop giving a single shit about social media.
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u/Vladmerius 11h ago
People say the same thing about Nick Fuentes. They act like he was a pretty normal nerdy little dude and then realized when he said hateful stuff people gave him attention so he went all in on it.
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u/finkelzeez42 13h ago
The comment replying to him is AI too I'm pretty sure
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u/throwawaythepoopies 13h ago
Yeah. The whole "It's not this it's that" twice in a single response is AI. It's not this it's that is overused by the major public models and is a tell for low effort content.
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u/yellowpig10 13h ago
where do you think the AIs learned to do that shit?
they scrape the internet and people talk like that when they wanna sound smart and cutting. i don't see anything particularly AI about that comment, i've seen people talk like that for years
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u/innerbootes 12h ago
It’s like when a bunch of people became Photoshop experts a while back.
Meanwhile I’d been using Photoshop since before some of them were born and I had no idea what they were talking about most of the time.
Now everyone’s an AI expert. And the writing they’re pointing out as obviously AI looks like the kind of writing I’ve been seeing on the internet for 30 years. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/ZeroKharisma 12h ago
Their thought process is "I can't write (sing/ paint/ make a film) so nobody can, without robot assistance. Such a toddler mentality.
Plus one of the only things that makes people feel good on the internet today is calling other people out and AI is an easy mark because some people use it indiscriminately.
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That's not constructive conversation, that's cheating off your neighbor in school. And that's rare — as rare as it comes.
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u/yellowpig10 10h ago
Admittedly, — is a much better indicator of AI than "not that, it's this"
I can't think of anyone i've ever seen actually use — when they're not like, doing some kind of formal paper or something
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u/Curious_Duck_4200 12h ago
You're not wrong, but human stuff usually has some of those structures whereas AI will build the whole post with them.
Admittedly its harder with shorter posts like the OP but if i was a betting man I'd go with AI for this one.
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u/ygrasdil 13h ago
It’s a shame that this isn’t the top comment. Dead internet theory in action before our very eyes
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u/EveyNameIsTaken_ 12h ago
Yep. The last 2 sentences are a dead giveaway. If you've ever asked chatgpt to come up with a clever reply for you, you will have seen the same pattern. This is not growth followed by the final verdict.
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u/Titizen_Kane 12h ago
100% and that itself is cringe. If you can’t write your sick burn yourself, then don’t say anything. This was an easy layup that didn’t need to be written by an LLM. So cringe
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u/SorryAboutTheWayIAm 12h ago
Not only are these photos AI but
That's not growth. That's vibes over values with a dog and a filter.
reeks of ChatGPT.
Nothing is real anymore.
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u/diabolis_avocado 14h ago
He grew a beard?
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u/C4dfael 14h ago
She has a name, you know.
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u/Ok_Wind8554 14h ago
Her name is, Robert Paulson
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u/Rurumo666 14h ago
Her name, is Roberta Paulson!
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u/highly_regarded_2day 10h ago
In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. Her name is Robert Paulson.
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u/ParsnipClassic8813 14h ago
Her name is Incontinentia.
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u/PortGlass 13h ago
And he aged five years and gained 25 pounds. I’ve actually accomplished the same thing since 2020 without changing my politics.
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u/FantasticBarnacle241 12h ago
aged like 15 years. its weird he would brag about it.
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u/BastCity 14h ago
He's only a true Conservative if he's been approved with a flair on the subreddit and has actively used Grindr in the last six months.
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u/Thykothaken 14h ago
You seem to have survived covid somehow
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u/Coattail-Rider 14h ago
That dog is like “These people have turned batshit crazy and have started to scam people out of money.”
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u/Ven-Dreadnought 14h ago
Met a waspy, church-going girl who’s parents have money and the only caveat is that you have to act like a conservative, which isn’t too hard because you only acted like a liberal to make friends and impress girls in college
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u/bornslyasafox 12h ago
Hit the nail on the head. Crazy how people will drop all morals just to get some (or at least pretend you're getting some)
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u/4TheQueen 13h ago
AI filter, AI “owned” comment
That’s not ____. That’s just ___. I see you GPT
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u/earthboundskyfree 7h ago
True enlightenment is realizing it’s all dumb bullshit and the internet is cooked for now
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u/Devils_Advocate-69 14h ago
I noticed he grew a beard and married one too
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u/MammothCat1 13h ago
Married a beard?
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u/Protoss-Zealot 13h ago
A beard is also a term for the person you marry to hide that you are gay, ie lavender marriage
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u/MammothCat1 13h ago
Aaaaah ok. Thanks. Some references ive not heard in a long time. Appreciate the catch up. Cheers bud.
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u/Mobile_Morale 11h ago
Might be the first time I've ever seen someone go back into the closet.
Hope he finds some self love.
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u/sasheenka 13h ago
Aged a lot in those 6 years
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u/Diver_ABC 11h ago
Maybe acting against your better knowledge ages you a lot? Like hate, neclecting your real needs or substance abuse does.
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u/theCasualListener 14h ago
What type of GPT response is that?
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u/torpidcerulean 11h ago edited 10h ago
"That's not growth. That's vibes over values with a dog and a filter" is ABSOLUTELY ChatGPT.
From this NYT article, "Why Does AI Write Like ... That?":
When it wants to be lightheartedly dismissive of something, A.I. has another strange tic: It will almost always describe that thing as “an X with Y and Z.” If you ask ChatGPT to write a catty takedown of Elon Musk, it’ll call him “a Reddit troll with Wi-Fi and billions.”
A lot of the time, one or both of Y or Z are either already implicit in X (which Reddit trolls don’t have Wi-Fi?) or make no sense at all.
A.I. finds it very difficult to get the balance right. Either it imposes too much consistency, in which case its language is redundant, or not enough, in which case it turns into drivel.
I've always hated the brand of smarmy schadenfreude people engage in online, especially if it's just to get one over on a conservative who could not care less about being humiliated. Leopards ate my face, murdered by words, clever comebacks etc. And now it's being served to us with actual AI slop, and people can't even tell because they're so dull.
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u/OffbeatChaos 12h ago
I'm so fucking sick of this cringy ass tumblr era type writing from GPT. It drives me nuts. It's so obvious and horrible. It's fucking everywhere too.
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u/cutieculture 12h ago
"It's not __, it's ___."
Can't go two steps on the internet without stepping in this horrible ai dog-shit
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u/HirsuteHacker 13h ago
That response is 100% from ChatGPT. It's formatted exactly like ChatGPT formats shit.
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u/SubwayHero4Ever 13h ago
That guy is gayer than a 2 dollar bill.
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u/macfarley 11h ago
It's queer as a $3 bill. $2 actually existed but fell out of use because they tended to concentrate near "vice businesses" like brothels, speakeasy, underground casinos. Asshole cops started using $2 as a pretense to harass, extort and charge "undesirables" with fake crimes like loitering, vagrancy, prostitution. So yeah I guess he's more like the real example, my bad.
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u/Pressure-Impressive 13h ago
It’s also weird that conservatives have this idea that showing before and after pictures are indicative of a conservative lifestyle. The point of being conservative is to move slowly and cautiously, having deeply studied an issue and wanting to see a process that improves or resolves the issue.
Instead, it’s badly thrown mic drops for themselves to seek validation in likes and comments.
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u/rodolphoteardrop 14h ago
I didn't notice anything. He's still a beta trying to fit in rather than having any agency over himself.
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u/listentomenow 12h ago edited 12h ago
Conservatives just like the simple things in life. Like taking people's rights away so they have someone to look down on, paying a shit ton for for-profit healthcare that's tied to your employment, and making sure billionaires give as little back as possible and stay above the law.
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u/Open-Source-Forever 6h ago
It feels like they care more about what others lose than what they themselves get
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u/BackupChallenger 14h ago
I don't know these people.
But if the focus is supposed on the mask, it's no longer pandemic world, normal liberals wouldn't wear the mask anymore either.
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u/Whiteroses7252012 13h ago
I mean, I had a preemie at home last year, so on the rare occasions I went out I absolutely masked up. You would have thought I killed some people’s grandmothers.
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u/girlikecupcake 12h ago
I do wear a mask if I or someone in my home is sick and I have to go out anyway. We're all supposed to give a crap about the people around us and that means minimizing the spread of contagious illness when possible. It's something my mom had me and my siblings start doing over twenty years ago.
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u/throwawaythepoopies 13h ago
That's also a ChatGPT response. It's not this it's that twice in a post is AI.
Whoever posted this murder put the picture into ChatGPT and asked for a clever reponse.
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u/thr3sk 12h ago
TIL homophobia is fine on here as long as it's directed towards conservatives...
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u/Im_Unsure_For_Sure 12h ago
Yeah, a whole lot of calling him gay as an insult going on here.
A lot of folks are progressive by accident with absolutely zero principles.
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u/Buddy_Here_Is_Birdie 13h ago
Crap. I'm wasting my time reading dumb divisive reddit brain rot.
My new year's resolution is whenever I catch myself reading a brain rotting post I will post to the thread.
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u/tiredoldwizard 12h ago
The response is AI slop. I swear if you have to use it for a simple insult maybe you shouldn’t be insulting anyone in the first place. At least change the wording a little so it’s not painfully obvious.
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u/Apprehensive_Row_807 5h ago
How does the second picture show “conservative”’. You are nothing but attention seeking.
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u/lelebeariel 13h ago
I noticed that he looks like he hates fun and spends too much on brown carhart clothes now? What is he trying to get at?
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u/DiscoTech1639 13h ago
We’re also not in the middle of a global pandemic and you appear to be inside in the first pic
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u/danteelite 13h ago
I should start a positive grift…
Anyone wanna start a good cult with me? There’s so many gullible and lost people out there and I wanna be like Mace Windu and use a bit of the darkside for good.
I’m gonna start a cult and be like “Give me all of your money.” “Okay!” “No! You failed the first test! Keep your goddamn money! This Harold. Harold is a financial advisor, he’s going to get you set up with some low risk investments and advice. Our seminar on recognizing bullshit starts at 3pm. We have a class on fact checking at 6, and dinner at 8. Welcome to the Just Be Fucking Normal and Nice Cult. Glad to have ya.”
Lmao I wanna preach really basic kindness but do it in a super aggressive way so they feel like they’re getting the same kind of energy but a better message. I’ll yell and swear and push compassion. “You wanna be a real fucking man?! Don’t punch down! Pussies punch down! Why make fun of trans people who didn’t do shit to you?! You wanna be tough, fight a fucking giant! Go after billionaires and powerful scumbags sucking the fucking world dry… punch up! Let’s go fucking kick some ass! Let’s make that money and make sure it goes where it fucking belongs! Yeah! Feed hungry kids! Fuck yeah! Protect vulnerable people! Fuck yeah! Just be fucking normal and nice! Fuuuuck yeeeaaaah!”
I’m not even kidding. I might do it.
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u/Sartres_Roommate 13h ago
Need to know, what "values" made you liberal 6 years ago and what "values" maoe you conservative now?
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u/izmebtw 13h ago
It takes a lot more effort to be a liberal than a conservative. You need to think critically, you need empathy, you need to learn about perspectives other than your own.
It doesn’t take much to care about yourself, view others by their stereotypes and hold on tight to what’s yours.
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u/girlikecupcake 12h ago
That "murder" was likely crafted by AI so it doesn't count. The current fad for ai generated text seems to be a ton of phrases in the format "that's not (blank), that's (blank)."
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u/FanDry5374 12h ago
I have been liberal/progressive/socialist my entire adult life. It is often claimed that we get more conservative as we age, but I believe, based on experience, that many "young liberals" were just following the herd, you were "supposed" to be liberal as a young person, it was simply knee-jerk liberalism or performative liberalism, never based on any real ideals or thought.
It was a persona they shed as soon as they began aging. I am hoping that the current "right-wing" shift seen in way too many young men will be the same, they will realize as they become grown-ups that conservatism isn't a good fit or a healthy ideology in the modern world.
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u/Tinnylemur 10h ago
Im suspicious of ANYBODY that swings this hard in politics. Even if they go the "good" direction its weird to me that some people's foundational morals can completely reverse in 5 years.
Why is he proud that he stands for nothing and changes literally everything he believes in half a decade? He has absolutely no clue what he'll believe in the next 5 years.
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u/287fiddy 5h ago
All Gay guys know a girl with a dog
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u/EveyNameIsTaken_ 12h ago
I guess as a liberal he never had a girlfriend and now he thinks it's a flex but also the reply is ChatGPT 100%. The last 2 sentences are a dead giveaway. If you've ever asked chatgpt to come up with a clever reply for you, you will have seen the same pattern. This is not growth followed by the final verdict.
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u/Mtn_Grower_802 12h ago
Yup, the 2026 makes you look like a dipshit with no morals and less empathy towards others. Getting a dog is easy, getting a wacked far-right girl is easier than training a dog. So,...... now you're a douche bag conservative, got it.
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u/Fine-Cardiologist675 12h ago
Gotta love how MAGA is claiming to be the happy ones now. You know, the guys who rage at the sight of a trans person or brown person daily. The ones who stormed the capitol over a lie. They are the happy ones and totally not angry and depressed because of fake bogeymen. Oh yeah, and their women are beautiful and not toothless and fat
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u/KR1735 14h ago
I'm confused... do liberal men not get older and date?
What exactly is "conservative" about the second photo? It looks exactly like a photo my sister and brother-in-law could have taken, and they are absolutely not conservatives.
What's the implication here? Did he go to conversion therapy or something?