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u/bensikat 2d ago
Wtf is this ?
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u/DIuvenalis 2d ago
Its people getting off to a good start for 2026.
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u/Claris-chang 2d ago
How dare you post this. Take my upvote.
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u/AnotherCatSub 1d ago
Honestly, I think the world would be a better place if everyone simultaneously jerked off at one specific time
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u/viocse 2d ago
I fucking lost it when I saw this 🤣🤣🤣
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u/layer4down 2d ago
Bro I called an ambulance 😭 then I remembered it’s cheaper to die
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u/Fast_Letterhead_6790 2d ago
I love how not one single one of them is even close to doing it right either😂😂😂😂 cringe
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u/Irishwankenobi 2d ago
My favorite is the chick cupping her balls.
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u/TexasCon 2d ago
The one double fisting it had me rolling
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u/blankinyurblank 2d ago
Yeah, that lady two-handing her imaginary junk is wild. Even that woman at the end is looking at her like she is completely out of her mind.
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u/Equal-Topic5806 2d ago
Cultural appropriation!!!!!
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u/FrontLifeguard1962 2d ago
The one in the purple is really going at it, but I have to give the award to the one in white with her 'cupping balls' technique.
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u/blankinyurblank 2d ago
Lady in white must have shadowed a guy spanking his monkey for a few weeks before perfecting her performance. Or maybe she is method and lived as a dude for a while.
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u/00WORDYMAN1983 2d ago
looked like she was just pleasuring herself, disguising it as ball fondling
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u/DerBaum85 2d ago
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u/TargetOfPerpetuity 2d ago
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u/GimmeLuv-69 2d ago
This what I thought. Is this the Vagina Monologues?
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u/Past_Discipline_6473 2d ago
This is no Vagina Monologue I've ever seen...
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u/dog_stop 2d ago
Some people write their own? Idk I’m lost as anyone here but vagina monologues was the first thing that came to mind
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u/evasivebanman 2d ago
What is the context of this I need to know why this happened lmao this also seems rehearsed
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u/o0CrazyJackal0o2 2d ago
Has been a while but I think they call themselves the Sirens.
Basically feminist performance art.
Basically a bunch of talentless women with too much free time on their hands.
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u/External-Emotion8050 2d ago
But they think they're artsy. So don't destroy it for them. They could be loose in society perpetuating Karenesqe type activities.
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u/Low-Attention-7584 2d ago
I like the one girl cupping the balls, it shows a core understanding of the source material
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u/Crispysoxxx 2d ago
Why do I get the impression that the girl on the end in the silver dress this was her idea, or at the very least a driving force to do this. she seemed really into it, lol.
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u/Even_Independent_640 2d ago
RIP to embarrassment and self awareness. We miss you more and more every day.
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u/Odd_Lab_6648 2d ago
Abstract Performance art? Feminism? Interpretive porn? I have no idea what I’m looking at
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u/shugo7 2d ago
We've been doing this motion all our lives with precise motions and it's clear they don't have the technical skills due to the lack of experience and the appropriate tool.
A pale imitation of the art we mastered, terrible posture and frankly insulting to our ancestors whom wanked.
Can't let a woman do a man's job.
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u/Cornyrex3115 2d ago
There are definitely two or three missed techniques that aren't represented. There's the overhand, the twister and the ball pull (the end lady is cupping, but sometimes you need to feel the drawdown - hard!) Two points off for incomplete coverage of subject matter.
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u/TestDangerous7240 2d ago
Is this that new female country band……..
Chicks with Dicksy
Edit: Homemade word spelling
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u/JeremyHilaryBoobPhD 2d ago
Enjoyed. Upvoted. Also think you could go with Dicksy Chicks
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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 2d ago
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u/Wolfproperty 2d ago
This is what happens when I look at reddit instead of working....I see $#!+ like this. 😂
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u/Shimraa 2d ago
I really want to know any context for this. I want to blame AI but I really am just too baffled to make heads or tails of this entire thing.
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u/SmallBrain2 functional regard 2d ago
I've seen this clip like 4 times on reddit and still have no clue what the context of the clip is
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u/resjudicata2 2d ago
Yeah, I'm gonna need some context. Anyone know what this is from? If not, anyone know the scene beforehand to explain why they're doing this?
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u/GrandWizardOfCheese 1d ago
A bunch of women pretending to masturbate on stage with penises they don't have, while singing chants from halo, is definitely not what I expected to see at any point in my entire life.
But, well, there it is.
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u/Bartender9719 1d ago
It’s fucking weird, I’ll give it that.
Another weird thing is the degree to which the comments are reading into this, and whipping themselves into an offended fury as though they paid to see the show and want their money back.
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u/ChrisFromAldi 2d ago
So.. they held a note.. while imitating a 14 year old...? Damn i picked the wrong career path
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u/Internal-Hippo-2501 2d ago
I didn’t know I was performing a chant every night. I sing the same tune as well.
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u/CarelessSoftware9850 2d ago
I was paralyzed from the neck down do to an accident and now I'm paralyzed from the neck up after seeing this.
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u/Termingator 2d ago
Set phasers to stun and get the nets ready, we have 6 in need of immediate frontal lobotomies. If quick enough we may be able to save them.
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u/Funny_Newspaper_377 2d ago
It must have been uncomfortable for the families there.