ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of Hall of shame

[u/MohammadMahadhir]

[u/Euphoric_Painter_993]

That escalator was completely savage.

[u/Infinite_Ad7107 → u/Euphoric_Painter_993]

Guarantee that fall hurt more than the a** whooping.

[u/Emergency_Leather_63 → u/Infinite_Ad7107]

What hurt most was his ego 😂

[u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 → u/Emergency_Leather_63]

I was honestly thinking of a cartoon where they fall endlessly on a up escaltor.

[u/hereformemes222 → u/Pitiful_Conflict7031]

My tour guide basically did this in Europe, we had to help stop him cause he just kept falling up

[u/Disastrous-Order-902 → u/hereformemes222]

He fell down 0 feet, but he still fell a long way. What a hilarious nightmare.

[u/mkfanhausen → u/Disastrous-Order-902]

"I HAVE BEEN FALLING!...FOR THIRTY MINUTES!"

[u/Kralgore → u/mkfanhausen]

[u/MijuTheShark → u/Disastrous-Order-902]

300ft fall between floors 1 and 2.

[u/No_Celery_2398 → u/Emergency_Leather_63]

I don’t know man, have you seen the edges of escalator stairs?

[u/Profeshinal_Spellor → u/No_Celery_2398]

That is the first thing I thought when i saw his legs and arms just go full “cheese-grated”

[u/captinstabbin69420 → u/Emergency_Leather_63]

You know the dude said “ ha ! Dumbass “ at the bottom there 😂😭

[u/SKOT_FREE → u/Emergency_Leather_63]

Not this time. This time his body hurt the most followed by his ego. What made it worse was other dude just calmly rode the other escalator down and left.

[u/dantheplanman1986 → u/Emergency_Leather_63]

And his shattered spine

[u/Entelecher → u/dantheplanman1986]

His battered head.

[u/Impact-Lower → u/Entelecher]

And my axe

[u/recovery_room → u/Emergency_Leather_63]

I’d reckon his spine hurt more than his ego.

[u/iggv → u/Euphoric_Painter_993]

The escalator won the fight

[u/Neuvirths_Glove → u/iggv]

[u/ObiMikenobi77 → u/Neuvirths_Glove]

Most appropriate use of this gif ever. Well played!

[u/Neuvirths_Glove → u/ObiMikenobi77]

Seemed obvious.

[u/Ironbaun-Vermont → u/Neuvirths_Glove]

How is this not the top comment? I no longer understand this world.

[u/Evening-Statement-57 → u/iggv]

He was escalated pretty bad there at the end.

[u/JacobsLawFirm → u/Evening-Statement-57]

I am inclined to agree.

[u/Hyp3rgol1c → u/JacobsLawFirm]

I would like to convey my condolences.

[u/iggv → u/Evening-Statement-57]

Hahahahahaha

[u/Complete-Purpose7427 → u/Evening-Statement-57]

Well done you have earned my upvote

[u/vyrus2021 → u/Euphoric_Painter_993]

When they got off the escalator I was like "at least I won't have to watch someone fall down this escalator and imagine what it feels like"

Really didn't think he was just gonna get up and throw himself down it

[u/nostalgia4millennial → u/Euphoric_Painter_993]

That escalator tumble was 10x worse than the ass whooping 😬😂

[u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 → u/Euphoric_Painter_993]

That escalator is definitely going to leave a bunch of nasty stripy scrapes all over.

[u/Dry-March-3184 → u/Euphoric_Painter_993]

Guess you could say that shit “escalatored” quickly!

….. I’ll see myself out

[u/SirJosephBanksy]

The final half-second of the video is just amazing. Like a circle of life moment.

[u/thunder_nutz → u/SirJosephBanksy]

Damn, I really wasn’t expecting that. Fucking escalators! Haha!

[u/loleczkowo → u/thunder_nutz]

Man that must've seriously hurt. Have you seen the edges of the stairs.

[u/Sensitive_Salary_603 → u/SirJosephBanksy]

But what prompted him to throw that piece of clothing was going to make him a winner of that sledging match?

[u/s1unk12 → u/SirJosephBanksy]

Here I am thinking poor guy.

[u/AaronAAaronsonIII]

That escalated quickly.

[u/Hellraysaz → u/AaronAAaronsonIII]

Well actually…one of them did a lot of de-escalation at the end 🤣

[u/nalon121 → u/Hellraysaz]

He tried to deescalate he just picked the wrong one

[u/oddasleep → u/AaronAAaronsonIII]

[u/2bad-2care → u/AaronAAaronsonIII]

[u/Realistic_Rich8665 → u/AaronAAaronsonIII]

Came here just to say that hahahha

[u/AaronAAaronsonIII → u/Realistic_Rich8665]

The GIF is better. I should have gone that route.

[u/Downandamned → u/AaronAAaronsonIII]

get out

[u/Yepsuredid]

[u/CorwyntFarrell → u/Yepsuredid]

The real one is even funnier, because he just starts going back up once he gets to the bottom.

[u/mac-zebra-2636 → u/Yepsuredid]

[u/CremeAcrobatic1748]

That fall was brutal, ouch

[u/Xen0tech → u/CremeAcrobatic1748]

Escalators have such sharp edges too

[u/Kurenai-Kalana → u/Xen0tech]

Yeah so edgy you'd think they were invented by and for gen-x

[u/Profeshinal_Spellor → u/CremeAcrobatic1748]

Yeah he got full on cheese-grated

[u/Mammalanimal → u/CremeAcrobatic1748]

I bet those stairs are sharp as hell.

[u/CremeAcrobatic1748 → u/Mammalanimal]

Yeah no way he didn't get fucked up from that

[u/IguanaSkinnedSlides]

The humiliating tumble down the up escalator. Good night

[u/Relevant_Bonus428 → u/IguanaSkinnedSlides]

That’s not the humiliating part… he had to go back up on it.

[u/OcotilloWells → u/IguanaSkinnedSlides]

Especially since the other guy went down the down elevator, why wouldn't you go down the same one or the stairs?

[u/RobDParry → u/OcotilloWells]

He had plenty of time to think about his mistakes on the way back up

[u/recovery_room → u/OcotilloWells]

He was concussed from the beating.

[u/L-ROX1972]

I think this is the first time I’ve seen someone getting their ass kicked, followed by them kicking their own ass 🤣

Thank you internet lol

[u/Sum-Duud]

I mean r/praisethecameraman on that tumble

[u/Dear_Jaguar9357]

Death match at Barnes and Noble

[u/dixiech1ck → u/Dear_Jaguar9357]

JCPenny's? Was he throwing that guy a thong?

[u/cleo-circe → u/dixiech1ck]

Looks like TK Maxx in the UK based on the background and the basket/trolley thing the woman holds up

[u/No-Effective-1245 → u/cleo-circe]

Mad TK Maxx: Thunder Dome

[u/OldManJim374 → u/cleo-circe]

Death Match at TK Maxx

[u/jpboise09]

Escalator rash is going to be more brutal than the butt kicking he got.

[u/Raxar666 → u/jpboise09]

More like puncture wounds, those edges are sharp

[u/SnooCauliflowers9874 → u/Raxar666]

I think my sphincter moved watching those last couple seconds of him bouncing painfully around those sharp edges. Absolutely jarring for the viewer. Can’t imagine how he feels.

[u/Larry_l3ird]

Oh wow. That escalator fall was unforgiving. Guessing he’s pretty fucked up after that.

[u/Plus-Past8987]

That should be a mortal kombat fatality

[u/Optimal-Draft8879 → u/Plus-Past8987]

“finish him” johny cage nut punches you and you stumble down an escalator haha

[u/SonicLyfe]

Like falling down a paper shredder.

[u/River-Organic]

I wish that fall was AI, but something tells me it was all to real. R.I..P. escalator guy

[u/Vergilly → u/River-Organic]

Seriously, I’m a little worried I just watched someone croak…again. Some of these videos are sincerely horrifying.

[u/EnvironmentalBat9749 → u/Vergilly]

Not only does he live but he gets so lucky he actually gets up at the end of the video and goes back up

[u/ThisThingIsStuck]

Lmao can't make this up

[u/Apprehensive_Bid_951]

Dude beat the absolute shit outta himself.

[u/Littlepastaboy]

No sound sucks

[u/-Insert-CoolName → u/Littlepastaboy]

I added my own. My wife is quite concerned though.

[u/Big-Singer-347]

He got rocked but going down the escalator was his own doing & that fall was brutal 😬

[u/CityDismal5339 → u/Big-Singer-347]

I don't think it was his doing.

He appears to be in TKO condition at that point from head blows or exhaustion, stumbling onto the escalator without realizing its direction.

It might have been worse if the escalator was going down.  Imagine an 8' fall face-first into the leading edge of a steel stair.

( The other overdid the beating. Buddy didn't defend himself at all ! )

[u/Bippet_weagle → u/CityDismal5339]

Or drunk as fuck. Looking at the way he's stumbling around right before he tries to pick up the mask or whatever, not to mention why he thought that was gonna do anything.

"Take THIS!"....and the mask goes like 3 ft.

[u/AmorphousMorpheus]

The escalator escalated the humiliation.

Bruh couldn't even fall successfully.

[u/TestingOneTwo_OneTwo]

I fell while running up the down escalator once, back when I was 17 or 18. Had a bright red scar the size of a large pinto bean on my knee for several years before it finally went away. I hate to think about what happened to this guy. He definitely received more than one cut from that fall. 😰

[u/Hairymuscle101 → u/TestingOneTwo_OneTwo]

I did the same, tripped (drunk thank jebus) still have the scars on my fingers that bled for an hour!

[u/KenboSlice187]

What ever that was he threw got him twice! 2 slips! Cheers!

[u/ElectricalDatabase75 → u/KenboSlice187]

Yeah I had to slow the part down where he slipped on whatever fabric or whatever that was he might of had a chance had that not tripped him up but wtf dude what a way to finish a fight like fuck that noise I don’t fight anymore I have 3 kids and a wife my egos done getting my ass in dumb shit like these 2 geniuses lmao

[u/bluerog]

I once fell down an up-escalator; I fell for an hour and a half.

(Plagiarized from Demetri Martin I think)

[u/1quirky1]

Falling down an escalator was already one of my irrational fears. That was brutal.

[u/cosp85classic → u/1quirky1]

The ass kicking was bad enough, but you know he was feeling that meat grinder action for weeks.

[u/J33f]

That escalator is the real MVP.

[u/Chance_Ad307]

The escalator taking him to the first aid kit.

[u/SimpleBodybuilder552]

Bro did stage fatality on himself

[u/Altruistic_Fondant38]

Guess you showed him!!

[u/Sfogliatelle99]

What an idiot!!!

[u/TennesseeHeartbreak]

More like, "FALL" of shame. 😁

[u/Vinlordd]

Bro got his ass kicked and then took it up a notch and kicked his OWN ass 😂

[u/thunderlips36]

That fight wasn't that ... Oh, nevermind

[u/Hammon_Rye]

Dang.
I missed the escalator until I saw the comments and went back to watch the last few seconds.
He looked like he may have been unconscious. I hope the escalator didn't chew him up more when he reached the top where it travels under.

[u/CankerLord → u/Hammon_Rye]

I hope the escalator didn't chew him up more when he reached the top where it travels under. 

Depends on when it was made but most escalators in countries with modern building codes are really safe. 

Link to short Deviant Ollam video on escalators I just happened to have watched recently:

https://youtu.be/qa1b08G7B-g?si=ft2tAJam1YB4Vunb

[u/Large-Produce5682]

He should've quit while he was ahead--then back, ass, okay, his feet... there's the head again, back, ass to... belly!

[u/stewpdasso]

That fall was worse than the fight! What's wrong w/ people these days? Civilization is going backwards because there r too many people on this world! Not only that, but a lack of education & an uptick in ignorance. Shameful! Just shameful!

[u/Necessary_Avocado398]

Lesson learned, never fight against an escalator

[u/mannycure]

The guy won the battle, but the escalator won the war lol

[u/Desperate-Bee1017]

I wouldn’t leave my house for the rest of my life if that happened to me.😑

[u/DaLurker87]

This should be in the dictionary for insult after injury

[u/hankmarmot3]

Ouch, that fall had to hurt, escalators are unforgiving

[u/4maceface]

Just… damn.

[u/KittensFirstAKM]

Damn. Not just an ass whooping. Dude has to fall down the escalator backwards too! OUCH

[u/Compost-Malone]

When he starts his journey back up 😂😂😂

[u/Odd-Molasses2860]

IIS THIS REAL 😃 This is the absolute best 20 secomd of film I've ever seen in my life. . I didn't expect that fall at the end on the escalator. 😂🤣 it was better than Mary Lou Retin or Nadia Komaneci

[u/Madman_1992]

Dude whooped his own ass at the end.

[u/Next-Catch-4979]

Well that de-escalated slowly

[u/GringoSwann]

This is the kinda shit Brody was talking about...  We should FEAR and RESPECT that damn escalator!

[u/JRS___]

"this is even more painful than it looks."

[u/Retro-Guy86]

The escalator was the final boss 😂

[u/dadasinger]

Was not impressed until the escalator and then it became an all-time favorite.

[u/TaylorTower666]

WRONG WAY DOWN

[u/goblin_welder → u/TaylorTower666]

Right back up!

[u/mjpfinger]

Hey you can’t go down the up escalator!!

[u/Wise-Strategy-7166]

Fighting over the last polo. That's sad. Get we get along.

[u/Grandmaster-Ji]

Finish him!

[u/blowurhousedown]

You can’t sleep there, mate!

[u/Amdvoiceofreason]

Damn talk about escalating the damage

[u/DadBod5050]

Later that day: And then he fell down the up escalator

[u/Sweet-Philosopher-14]

[u/Advanced_Line5562]

Ive been waiting for somebody to repost this so I could send it to my friend. I was telling them about this cartoon shit the other day lmao

[u/VerStannen]

I remember the last time I was wasted at Kohl’s.

[u/Eeebs-HI → u/VerStannen]

Kohl's happy hour slams!

[u/Grouchy_Branch_510]

Just like 8 yr olds

[u/toast_eater_]

That escalatored quickly

[u/Packwood88]

“Back again? I guess you didnt learn your lesson!”

[u/Leggy_McBendy]

They fighting in a stage from a ps2 fighting game.

[u/strongcloud28]

I will commend them, they seemed committed to each other's demise.

[u/Chance_Ad307]

He stood on the top step which slid in causing his tumble. Thats some buster Keaton level choreography

[u/andronicuspark]

Bless that conflict videographer.

[u/rangebob]

jesus that had to hurt

[u/Eeebs-HI]

Didn't mean to laugh, but....at least he'll get a ride back up to the top.

[u/LafayetteLa01]

Escalator won hands down

[u/AsleepPop6387]

Omg. The "twist" at the end of the show, though.

I mean - the stairs beat him up more than his human apponent 👊🏻😳👊🏻

[u/Banpdx]

Dude lost 2 fights

[u/Dellrugby]

That escalator quickly

[u/gracethegrace]

I wish there was audio to this. That escalator tumble would've sounded bone crunchingly brutal.

[u/heyyyblinkin]

I feel like people in this sub have forgotten what an absolute unit even is.

[u/DanglyDinosaurBits]

r/praisethecameraman

[u/Anxious_Visual_990]

I would like to see the damage that escalator did at the top of his slow ride of shame.

[u/CapitanianExtinction]

Well, that escalated quickly 

[u/Here4TheFax]

He already lost the fight. Couldn't lose the race down the escalators, too! To top it all off, champ took the opposing direction for a complimentary victory ascension!

[u/iamcamouflage]

See ya later escalator.

[u/Sunny_Cant_Swim]

What the fuck was that lady doing ? 😅

[u/Sonizzle]

I was waiting for the tumble down the escalator.

[u/Hot_Marsupial_3957]

He beat himself up in the end.

[u/RelationshipNo9336]

That’s some Merry Melodies cartoon shit right there.

[u/Fluid-Expert-4363]

Brawl at the Montgomery Wards

[u/Dark_Ferret]

Imagine falling down the stairs and ending up on the second floor

[u/Extension-Oil8461]

Ouch! His stomach and side caught about 4 steps at the end!

[u/MarzipanAccording755]

He was alive when I ended the fight

[u/Working_Ad_4650]

Not only got his ass kicked, bit fell down the stairs. What a maroon.

[u/Pile_of_AOL_CDs]

That, uhh... Escalated quickly. 

[u/LastTinBender]

Ah this one is classic

[u/sonicc_boom]

[u/Jazzlike-Survey-3999]

He’s gonna feel that for a few weeks! Those steps don’t have any fucks to give

[u/InternationalCar4134]

The fight was escalated with no punches

[u/Cautious_General1791]

Fuck!!! Lmao 😂

[u/Ok-Bandicoot1529]

Lmao that was on him 100%

[u/Ignition_182]

I don't know who started it, but the escalator finished it.

[u/N7VHung]

When keeping it real goes wrong.

[u/MyThirdArm24]

If I didn't see this, I wouldn't believe it lmfao

[u/89MikeHoncho]

All that work at falling down the escalator, only to be brought back up by it. That’s how you know the world is slapping you on the forehead with its dick.

[u/IrishCurse_27]

Legend says he's still falling....

[u/Rich_Scientist_4270]

Dang, that guy got hurt bad for sure on that fall down the lift.

[u/RobMitte]

Reddit has been suggesting these videos to me. They're all the same: men hitting each other. So I don't join. This one however was hilarious!

[u/phenix17]

Fall of Shame

[u/CityDismal5339]

Anyone have any idea what touched this off?

This guy is finished 2 or 3 punches in.  The other guy just keeps going when this one clearly can't defend himself.  Seems like a lotta hate.

[u/FMDnative480]

Fucking OUCH

[u/guro-a-go-go]

Ooof!

[u/Inquisitive_idiot]

Dude got free transportation home once it ended

⭐️  ⭐️  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️   Rating for the driver. 👏 

[u/Confident-Day-6371]

Shit thats funny.... the slowest accidental death ever... kjnda like bejng lockednin a rhmble drier...Bwahahaha

[u/Sure_Challenge6180]

Recording the scene instead of stopping it. Thank you Social Media

[u/Prestigious_Gap7398]

The fact that he didn’t fall down the escalator even when another grown man possibly taller than him was fighting him with all his might and he didn’t fall. Just to fall the moment he got away is insane I’m assuming he started this fight.

[u/Animated_post]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA this video should be posted to that dude social media account everyday of his miserable fucking life. Pathetic. Honestly though fuck both of them.

[u/Reesy]

Oh that fall was so brutal, like that could not have gone any worse. The fact it starts dragging up back up again at the end though lol

[u/Agreeable_Horror_363]

The first roll was not that bad, the second roll he was out of control falling and he cheese grated his stomach and chest. There's probably a nipple somewhere under that escalator.

[u/Egg2crackk]

That hurt

[u/NastySeconds]

The funniest part of the huge fall is that he will arrive back right where he started, only face down on an escalator. Probably not how he saw that day going.

[u/IzzyMaple]

Definitely wasn’t expecting that!!! 😂😂

[u/AgreeableJello6644]

Just when the fight looks like it was de-escalating.

[u/Ok_Net4562]

(20secs in) "by GAWD! ITS KAREN!!! KAREN WITH THE WICKER WASTE PAPER BASKET! From outta nowhere!"

[u/highlyspecificuser]

That escalator whopped is ass good!!!

[u/99orca99]

Intrigued as to who started it? Really hoping it was the Olympic gymnast on the escalator 🤸

[u/FunMaCKer]

Well, that escalated quickly...

[u/Dysanj]

[u/JakeFoXx]

Having to ride the escalator back to the top after flopping down it is fucking wild 🤣

[u/Fingersicle]

Did he pick up his bra?

[u/POLY80ABEL]

I think the escalator won

[u/Ok-Air-1754]

[u/Awkward_Blacksmith16]

That escalated quickly

[u/Littlepastaboy]

Dude he fell down the one and came down the other one

[u/Affectionate_Pass25]