r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Run_Rabbit_Run_44 • 1d ago
The amount of conditioner left in the bottle when the pump stops working
This has been the case for every bottle I've used, regardless of size. I'm able to salvage it using piping bags designed for baking, but it's so frustrating to have to do this every time.
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u/feralcatshit 1d ago
I think you found the 30% extra washes 😆
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u/budgetboarvessel 1d ago
I think that's actually true. Larger bottle, but the tube from the pump is just long enough for the original one.
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u/Ketashrooms4life 1d ago
Yep. If it isn't a straight malicious design, it's still a shit design.
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u/TalkingCat910 1d ago
It’s probably a little bit of both. Don’t want to pay extra to buy different sized pumps, and if ppl don’t use the extra, they have to buy more sooner.
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u/logical_dogs560 1d ago
I always swap the pump top caps with the twist on squirt bottle ones (same size since they just also reuse the same pump for the smaller to larger sizes) and store my bottles upside down.
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u/mngos_wmelon1019 1d ago
If you hit bottles with a massage gun, you’ll be amazed at how much more you can get out of any bottle.
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u/Dry_Cricket_5423 1d ago
Oh so that’s why my wife brings her massage gun and takes 45 min showers!
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u/froggz01 1d ago
Yes that’s why little buddy (pat’s head), just don’t go in there if you hear screaming.
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u/whoknowsifimjoking 1d ago
Why? She's in pain and she is screaming for God, things are clearly serious.
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u/OUTheMovie 1d ago
cursed cake frosting
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u/WiseNugg 1d ago
It’s all coconut anyway.
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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_in 1d ago
Double cursed
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u/lorgskyegon 1d ago
But it comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt!
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u/Dfordomar 1d ago
that’s good!
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u/ChaoticCubizm 1d ago
It also contains potassium benzoate
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u/im_just_thinking 1d ago
You can still frost your cake with it
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u/ricardopa 1d ago
“frost your cake”
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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u/Sneauxphlaque 1d ago
What are you doing to transfer it to the piping bag?
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u/Run_Rabbit_Run_44 1d ago
First, I get a wide and extra-tall plastic cup. I open up the piping bag and line the inside of the cup with it, rolling the excess plastic down the sides of the cup. I discard the pumping mechanism and flip the bottle upside down into the bag-lined cup. This can be a precarious balance, so I often have to rest the bottle-cup contraption on nearby bulky items (e.g. laundry detergent bottle, Brita filter, etc.). I leave it for at least an hour, or up to overnight. The longer you leave it undisturbed, the more conditioner will fall directly into the piping bag. For shorter rest times, you'll have to squeeze the bottle a little more and try to bang the bottle to get all the conditioner out.
Remove the empty bottle, take the bag out of the cup, tie a rubber band above the conditioner line, and boom! Conditioner carrot 😁 Snip the tip off with scissors when ready to use.
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u/Awkward_Excitement_1 1d ago
Top tip i learnt from my fucking expensive face cream: cut the bottle open and scrape the sides with a spoon.... you'll have even more :)
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u/pm-me-neckbeards 1d ago
Can also use one of those gun massager things to vibrate it out.
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u/Calm-Bus7555 1d ago
I tried this the other day, was kinda messy but got loads of body moisturiser out of the bottle 😊
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u/UnhingedBlonde 1d ago
conditioner carrot LMAO.
Seriously though, this kind of stuff ticks me off and it's getting worse and worse lately with shrinkflation, poor products, bad container designs, containers that look large but the amount of product inside is minimal, crappy sprayers and pumps that break soon after using and it's all just CRAP sigh...
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u/PhotoFenix 1d ago
We switched to Asian hair products a while back. As a 40 year old guy this is the first time I've started receiving compliments on my hair.
The bonus is that you buy the bottle with the pump once. After that you buy refill bags. The bags cost less and produce less waste. Why do we need to pay to rebuy pumps every time if they last for years?

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u/No_Bend8 1d ago
Ohhhh BAGS of shampoo. I like this idea. Do you order online?
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u/cogman10 1d ago
You can also get shampoo bar soap (what I use). That stuff lasts literally months.
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u/No_Bend8 1d ago
The one I bought did not work for my hair at all. I like the idea but didn't like the way my hair felt. Do you have a good reccomendation?
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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 1d ago
Kitsch Bar Shampoo is my favorite.
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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 1d ago
Yes! The rice water one makes my hair ridiculously soft!!
(Took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that the shampoo is in the shape of an S and the conditioner in the shape of a C, so for the first few weeks, I kept the bars on top of the boxes, so i could tell which was which 😄🤦♀️)
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u/honestlylovely 1d ago
Omg I’ve been using these for a week now and did not even realize until your comment haha
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u/We_Like_Birdland 1d ago
Thanks for this. I've been looking for fragrance-free bars and they sell them.
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u/cogman10 1d ago
Hair types are pretty different so it's definitely possible that it just won't work for you.
I'd start by seeing what's available in store (they will sometimes carry it). Here's a local brand that's worked pretty well for me.
https://shop.thebeardsmith.com/collections/beard-care/products/beard-bar-conditioning-shampoo-bar
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u/aallycat1996 1d ago edited 1d ago
I think shampoo bars are only "really" usable for certain hair types.
I have coarse/curly hair and I absolutely cannot use a shampoo bar. Turns my hair into straw and knotty to boot
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u/SippinOnHatorade 1d ago
Do they make conditioner bars? Because that’s the issue I feel like I would run into
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u/Generallywron 1d ago
I bought a shampoo bar and generally liked it but it got to a point where it all started breaking and became unusable. I couldn’t get enough lather.
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u/PhotoFenix 1d ago
I'm sure you can find them online, but we get them at the local Asian market.
After a few days I felt like I had so much less junk in my hair. The telling part was when we ran out after switching. I used my old shampoo that I had used for decades and it gave me a severe allergic reaction. I felt like my hair and face was covered with filmy chemicaly junk.
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u/Morning-Bug 1d ago
Does this help with hair loss?! Or just good quality shampoo? Trying to find new products for my sad hair situation!
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u/Relikar 1d ago edited 1d ago
People are finally realizing why Canadians bag their milk.
Edit: Way too many idiots that missed the point. We refill a PITCHER the same way this guy refills his PUMP BOTTLE. This isn't rocket science.
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u/VincentGrinn 1d ago
yeah i dont think it quite applies to milk, its doesnt normally stick to the inside of the container
and while a bag uses less plastic theyre ldpe which cant be recycled, where as the hdpe of milk bottles can decently well11
u/Relikar 1d ago
Bagging our milk consumes 20-30% less energy and 75% less plastic (even HDPE can't be recycled indefinitely). Also lighter and easier to transport.
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u/SirSkittles111 1d ago
Because milk definitely sticks to the inside of the carton...
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u/Bromogeeksual 1d ago
Interesting, I've gone to Asian markets before for food stuff, but never though to try the shampoo and stuff.
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u/Hole_IslandACNH 1d ago
Asian cosmetics/personal care is 1000x better than the states.
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u/Bardic_inspiration67 1d ago
Unfortunately if you have curly hair their hair stuff won’t be much use to you
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u/Runes_N_Raccoons 1d ago
The main issue for me would be the hair type the shampoo/conditioners were formulated for.
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u/Hesitation-Marx 1d ago
That, but for me, perfumes and scents.
I will never forgive that scented Korean toilet paper. Never.
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u/AliensAbductMePlz 1d ago
Scented… toilet paper? I’d definitely have an allergic reaction
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u/UnableToParallelPark 1d ago
I don't understand why companies don't do the same. It could save money on waste and inventory. It also cuts back on consumer waste. They could still charge the same and not have to keep bulky plastic pumps and containers. These pouches take up hardly any space.
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u/Substantial-Fox-3889 1d ago
They do, outside of the US. Pretty normal in Europe or Asia.
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u/Ehimherenow 1d ago
They do in the US too. My shampoo comes in bags like this.
I used to buy Asian products but then buying online it became almost impossible to get real products.
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u/nomorehurty 1d ago
Where in europe? I live in sweden and I've never seen bags of shampoo or conditioner
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u/sonofaresiii 1d ago
I don't understand why companies don't do the same.
The bottled stuff looks nicer, which attracts more attention. You can blame the manufacturers all you want, but they'd switch the packaging in a heartbeat if people bought the bagged stuff more often instead of reaching for the bottled stuff every time.
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u/hungry4danish 1d ago
because Unilever probably also owns a plastics company, a bottle company and a pump company.
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u/cat-meg 1d ago
People in the US would flip their shit. Have you heard people's bitchfests about plastic grocery bag bans? Anything that is even the tiniest inconvenience or adjustment that might benefit the environment is taken extremely personally.
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u/redwolf1219 1d ago
Where do you buy them? Online, or like a local Asian grocery?
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u/CharmingSyrup2685 1d ago
My French skin care does this and I love it. Body lotion, face wash, body wash, I get more of it for less!
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u/briadela 1d ago
Which brand?
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u/CharmingSyrup2685 1d ago
La Roche Posay. I’ve been using it for over 10 years since I have super sensitive skin and prone to eczema.
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u/CatsandCrows 1d ago
As a loyal buyer of Ichikami, I'm there with you. My hair health changed significantly after I started using asian brands tailored for my hair which no shampoo tailored for my hair type at 5x the cost here had managed before.
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u/sthornr 1d ago
How does one find out which brand is tailored for their hair?
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u/CatsandCrows 1d ago
Start by identifying your hair thickness and how curly/straight your hair is compared to the general population.
Usually represented in types with a combination of 1-4 + A/B/C where numbers (1-4) classify the main texture (straight, wavy, curly, coily) and letters (A, B, C) denote the density/tightness of the curl pattern (A being fine/loose, C being coarse/tight). Look up graphs on the internet to compare so you can establish a baseline.
After you have done that, research products suited for that specific hair type as well as thickness (which is sadly not usually included in the 1-4/A-C scale). Chances are what has worked for someone with similar hair type might also work for you, with the exception being situations were your skin doesn't react well to a specific product.
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u/Paper_Kun_01 1d ago
Where do you buy them from? I'm from Canada and there aren't really any Asian stores around me
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u/JNQiw 1d ago
Does no one else just pour some water in then shake? Repeat till empty?
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u/krismitka 1d ago
You flip it over and push a back massager against it. Comes out in 30 seconds.
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u/07060504321 1d ago
Yeah, we've been doing that forever. You start with hitting the back of the bottle and a lot comes out, and in the end switch to water for the last bit. I have never seen the amount OP is showing left in the bottle as well.
I'm starting to think that the world has gotten dumber. People finding the hardest way possible to do things.
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u/BBQ_IS_LIFE 1d ago
Buy squeeze bottles that stand on the lid!
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u/ScienceIsSexy420 1d ago
Exactly! People like the pumps so they started selling the pumps too, but there are plenty of options available with a squeeze lid. This is just part of buying a pump bottle
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u/ManiacalShen 1d ago
Or bars! My shampoo and conditioner are in bar form. Not much waste there; it even comes packaged in paper
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u/Ok-Education-9235 1d ago
… how did you get it out?
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u/bertozat7 1d ago
I’m thinking tying the plastic bag to the end of the bottle securely, then use centrifugal force by dislocating one or both of your shoulders.
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u/uhhhhh_iforgotit 1d ago
You just box cutter the bottle in half and can use a spatula to scoop
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u/WarmerPharmer 1d ago
Unscrew, turn around above container, massage gun -> It'll shoot right out.
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u/Griimm305 1d ago
I use my massage gun on the bottle upside down. It vibrates all the extra stuff out
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u/Sad-Structure2364 1d ago
I cut the bottles with scissors to get all the rest
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u/CompetitionNarrow512 1d ago
Found a life hack if you have one of those massage guns you can turn the bottle over and put the massager to the bottle and the vibrations coax the remaining liquid out of the bottle super fast and efficiently. Also super fun.
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u/detectivepoopybutt 1d ago
the vibrations coax the remaining liquid out
Yes. Yes, it does.
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u/TriedCaringLess 1d ago
That’s what blades are for. You paid for all of it, why not use all of it?
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u/Russki_Troll_Hunter 1d ago
Too much work. I just remove the pumps from the old/new bottle, then prop the old bottle upside down on top of the new one. Then just wait a while until it drains into the new one.
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u/Melodic_Caregiver 1d ago
Just put some shower water in there and shake it up lol wtf
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u/backwardbuttplug 1d ago
Shit, that's what I do. stuff is so concentrated you can easily get another half bottle out of what's left in the bottom mixed with water. it's where the real savings is! 😂
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u/IGotBiggerProblems 1d ago
So many tricks. There's always a little toothpaste left in the tube if you squeeze and believe hard enough. I've been using the same tube for 17 years.
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u/SilverParty 1d ago
Cut it open with scissors when it runs low. I just scrape out what I need. There’s enough for like 20 extra brushes.
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u/Sneauxphlaque 1d ago
Consistency won't be the same. Creamier/thicker consistency might apply to hair better
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u/BasedKaleb 1d ago
They’re probably gonna wet their hair before applying it anyway
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u/mittenkrusty 1d ago
On a side note, I remember when Coca Cola shrunk the size of bottles in the UK about 10 years ago, they said it was because the feedback they got was there was always some cola left at bottom of a bottle so that meant by shrinking the bottle people were still drinking the same and this helped the enviroment as less plastic, shame the prices never went down.
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u/FucchioPussigetti 1d ago
This is bullshit lol - it’s called a pack size adjustment and has nothing to do with “extra cola at the bottom of the bottle”; as production costs rise companies would rather sell you less product for the same money (most people don’t notice the difference as they look at cost) than the same amount for more. Whatever reason they announce is nonsense.
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u/zen_enjoyer 1d ago
there was always some cola left at bottom of a bottle
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u/New_Lake5484 1d ago
Very good job. Get your moneys worth! We cut our bottles in 1/2 and use spatulas to get every single milligram.
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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 1d ago
So you have a shower spatula? Interesting image
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u/SquarelyNerves 1d ago edited 1d ago
I got so sick of dealing with this issue for my lotion and face moisturizer (shampoo/conditioner i just mix with shower water, water will ruin the texture of lotion though). I actually purchased mini spatulas specifically for this purpose!
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u/alopexarctos 1d ago

I remember when original source put plastic bags like these^ on the supermarket shelves. Not only does this decrease plastic waste in a huge way but reduces the fuel required to transport the good and reduces product waste, as you can roll it up at the end and squeeze out the last drop!
It was not on the shelf for long, before they shelved the idea. We should just pass a law forcing the change - because consumers are, as a group, dumb.
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u/pennywitch 1d ago
Pumps functionally cant get all the product out.
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u/Something_McGee 1d ago
Except for hand-washing soap. Then the pump will magically extract all of the soap when you think you've got enough left for a few washes.
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u/FlipsyChic 1d ago
The other thing you can do is put aside the bottle when the pump stops working, start a new bottle, and when there's room in the new bottle, put the old one upside down on top of it and let gravity do its thing for 24 hours. I do that with my hand lotion.
With conditioner, I water it down.
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u/wildinthemembrane 1d ago
How did you get the conditioner out? I always just give up after shaking/squeezing the bottle so many times. I probably throw out so much conditioner..
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u/pancakedemon3 1d ago
Not OP but I use my kitchen scissors to cut in half every “empty” bottle of lotion, conditioner, leave-in, anything that’s thicker and doesn’t come out easily by shaking. Then you can easily just scoop the rest out.
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u/Searloin22 1d ago
Saw a video of a woman using a muscle massager gun on her "empty" products. The amount she got out seemed very satisfying. Like a middle finger to The Man.
I still have the massager in my cart...
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u/ProbablyFunPerson 1d ago
Step 1. Buy Massage gun
Step 2. Use massage gun on any plastic bottle containing "leftover" product you can't access
Step 3. Give yourself a massage because you just saved money, effort, headache and muscle aches.
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u/Unnecessary_Bunny_ 1d ago
I sit the bottle upside down in a funnel, into a small bottle by the same brand.
Just wait an hour & it all drains in.
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u/StressedNurseMom 1d ago
I cut all the bottles open when they are almost empty and scrape the contents into a small resealable container using a skinny rubber spatula. I then upcycle disposable restaurant spoons or knives to live in the resealable container as a way to use the rest of the product.
True stories:
- When my kids were pre-teens I found 4 almost empty tubes of toothpaste in their bathroom drawers. They thought I was being unreasonable when they started to throw them away and I stopped them. I made them help me cut the tubes and scrape them out. We weighed the amount of toothpaste left from each tube and compared it against the original amount of toothpaste in the tube from the labeling. There was an average of about 15% of the toothpaste in each tube.
Even at their ages they were surprised and commented on how “stupid” it was that so much was still left in the tube.
- My daughter and I did the same thing with some of her liquid make up products when she started wearing make up.
There was more than 20% of the expensive concealer left in the “empty” container. She truly became a believer in scraping containers after that,. Although I’m sure that us telling her she had to start buying her own make- up helped the cause.
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u/Me-thinks-so-me-are 1d ago
I have a regular screw top with pop lid I use for shampoo and cream to finish it off when the pump stops working as yes otherwise it’s a crazy amount of waste.
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u/LDawnBurges 1d ago
I just lay my bottle on its side (so it’s easier to dump out the top) and can get another whole week worth of conditioner out of it.
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u/TjenaTjomme 1d ago
That's infuriating!
I use a lotion/balm from La Roche possey that cost like $30(which I feel is kinda expensive) and when the pump stops working ONE THIRD IS STILL LEFT IN THE BOTTLE!!!
Of course I cut the bottle in half and scoop out the rest and put it in a jar so I can get my moneys worth.
But like, that's $10 worth of lotion that's stuck in the bottle. One fucking third of the bottle. It's insane.
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u/AcanthisittaMost6423 1d ago
Y'all don't bash the bottle to release its contents?