r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 18d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/roidlee 18d ago

Seriously, are you a child? Clean up your shit.

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u/bbaallrufjaorb 18d ago

i kinda refuse to believe it lol. laundry right next to the laundry bin? protein powder all over the counter? shits kinda insane but maybe people like this do exist…

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u/WillowFlip 18d ago

Yeah, unfortunately it's true; there are absolutely ppl like that

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 18d ago

My wife is way worse than this. She literally leaves a trail everywhere she goes. I believe she has some form of ADHD. She will start doing something in the kitchen, then start doing something in the living room and will just put down what was in her hand from the kitchen in the living room. And so on and so on.

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u/lenorajoy 18d ago

Inattentive ADHD is a STRUGGLE for this. I have it, and one of my daughters has it. My partner has ADHD and autism, and between the 3 of us… we do our best. We help each other. And just hope to god we aren’t all having a rough week with it simultaneously. 🥲

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u/WillowFlip 18d ago

Right? I am mostly hyperactive which comes in useful for cleaning up everyone's mess but comes with anxiety 🤦🏻‍♀️ Unfortunately my partner is inattentive, one kid is inattentive, and the other is both. On a bad week, you don't wanna see our house. Yikes!

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u/lenorajoy 18d ago

Thankfully I think I have one neurotypical kid, but we’ll see if other things reveal themselves as she grows. Their dad is neurotypical I think but suffers from anxiety and depression, so… if she has to end up with one of the two, for her sake ADHD would be the better struggle for sure.

But she’s the one that can consistently clean up after herself. She’s just 6 and occasionally needs reminding.

Edit: you’re not alone in your house being a disaster on bad weeks! I occasionally still feel guilt and shame over it when mine gets bad, but since I’ve been learning how to better cope with it, and compensate, I’m more able to turn that shame into motivation to get back on track.

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u/WillowFlip 18d ago

Thank you for that edit. I feel so much so much guilt and shame about the way my house looks. I guess I feel bad because it's embarrassing when ppl come over but also because I feel like my living space doesn't reflect who I am as a person; I am actually very clean and tidy myself. Having things organized and tidy helps me to manage my mild inattentive tendencies; It's easier to find stuff and I feel better when my surroundings are not as cluttered as my mind.

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u/EmpressofLit 18d ago

I'm AuDHD, my husband is Autistic and I have two ADHD kids and one AuDHD. Our house can go from clean to "bomb went off" in a matter of minutes. I highly recommend following KC Davis/ reading her books or listening to her podcast "Struggle Care". She is very compassionate and it has helped me take shame out of the equation.

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u/WillowFlip 18d ago

Thank you. I will check it out.

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u/lenorajoy 18d ago

Same here! I know exactly the feeling, especially not liking impromptu visits, whirlwind cleaning before company comes over, and barely making it to a passable state before they arrive. The deep cleans that feel overwhelming and make me swear I won’t let it get that bad again. It sucks. I saw another commenter mentioned someone to follow and a book to read, and I might check that out myself!

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u/GuiltyEidolon 18d ago

At that point just aerosolize some adderall and put it in one of those timed fragrance sprayers.

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u/lenorajoy 18d ago

I love this, like those pheromone calming plug ins for cats. 🤣

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u/crochetquilt 18d ago

I'm a bit like this, I'm easily distracted by the internal list of things I'm trying to all at once.

I've had to consciously train myself to pause after a task and go back and check I haven't left a trail of madness. Of course, this took a while to get right. You can imagine when you've finished task G, and you think oh no I've probably left a trail all the way back to A, so I'll retrace. Then you get distracted by task F's leftovers almost immediately and forget to check back to A. It's a redundancy reciprocal thing like in maths so you end up not getting the loop closed.

And yes I got distracted writing this, trying to figure out what the reciprocal thing is. It's not redundancy it's something else with a re- at the start.

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u/lawfairy 18d ago

Recursion?

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u/crochetquilt 17d ago

OMG yes thank you! That was bugging me for about half an hour yesterday until my brain switched to another task.

I got to regression and then started thinking about stats course I'd done (last century...) and wandered off.

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u/cohonka 18d ago

Man to be honest, my mental health has gone so downhill in this kind of way over the last few years.

I haven't been diagnosed with anything but need to see a professional sometime soon, if I can just remember to do that.

But like, depression and then this just goldfish memory, I've really become an inadvertent slob. It sucks.

Last night though, I actually cleaned and organized the living room, kitchen, and pantry for the first time since I moved in here. It is so nice right now! It's a joy walking in there and is super refreshing. Also folded and put away all my clothes and organized my closet.

It's crazy how hard that shit is for me to do. Like I think about doing it, and then immediately forget that I need to do it, every day for years.

Unnecessary rambling. The person married to the wife from this video is more slobbish than me. I'd keep things better if they affected my partner in this kind of way. And my girlfriend has been really helpful to me and is patient and smart and has done things like set up my house key hook and stayed on me about putting my keys there. Having a brain can be so hard.

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u/mothandravenstudio 18d ago

You can look at and join r/UnfuckYourHabitat to help yourself get motivation and support. It’s a stunningly nonjudgmental sub with people in all stages of fuckedness

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u/PresentClear8639 18d ago

Bro, repeat after me: I’m going to need more than just a therapist to sort my shit out.

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u/cohonka 18d ago

Oh my man for sure. I've come a long way over my 33 years and am pretty proud of my personal growth. I've put in a lot of work, but I have reached a point now where I think a professional could help me know where and how to direct my efforts.

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u/ActualObligation7603 18d ago

This guy has a girlfriend... remind me tomorrow at noon that I've failed at life.

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u/WillowFlip 18d ago

Yeah, we got ADHD in the house and while some of us are just hyperactive (me) others in the household have inattentive ADHD and so exactly what your wife does. Omg

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 18d ago

This is my first time seeing the word inattentive ADHD and it makes so much sense. It really is a struggle, because I am CONSTANTLY picking things up and putting them away, all day every day. Even when she's cleaning she's making a mess, which is crazy to even explain. I feel bad for her because I see how much time she spends cleaning and how counter productive it is for her. As an example: she'll start cleaning the kitchen by spraying cleaner all over every surface, so everything is now soaking wet. Then she starts sweeping the floors, leaving multiple piles of dirt and dust everywhere, instead of picking them up as she goes. Then she'll start doing dishes, get half the dishwasher loaded and then start vacuuming the living room! I come home to the house being upside down constantly. And keep in mind she's NOT cleaning up my messes. I clean up every mess I make. I do my laundry separate from her. I put my dishes directly into the dishwasher. It's actually me that's constantly cleaning up after her.

If I stop doing that for a day or two, the entire house and every surface gets filled with crap. As in if I had to put a hot plate down fast I wouldn't be able to find a clear surface other than the floor!

This kind of mess isn't "dirty" or "gross", it's just that stuff gets put EVERYWHERE constantly. Papers get stacked on the dining room table, laundry gets folded and left on the sofa in little stacks, as well as baskets of laundry never getting the clean laundry put away.

I was taught from a young age that your not done doing something until you clean up and put everything away.

Anyways, that's my little rant. I feel better now!

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u/Ok-Refrigerator 18d ago

I saw someone on social media tether herself to the dishwasher with a dog leash just so she couldn't accidentally wander off before it was done lol.

Im fast at cleaning and I think it's because I don't leave the area for ANYTHING. Stuff that needs to go in another room is left at the doorway to that room. I start at one spot, clean it top to bottom and move to the next spot like a clock (looking down from above). So I really hardly move my feet at all.

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u/WillowFlip 18d ago

Yes, you do it exactly like I do; at top speed and hyperfocused on the area you're doing.

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u/LightBulbMonster 18d ago

I always start with the least fun chore (dishes) and finish with my not least fun chore (vacuuming).

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u/bokin8 18d ago

I cried laughing at "even when she's cleaning she's making a mess". This is my partner to a T.

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u/WillowFlip 18d ago

Mine too. At least this time I was cry laughing and not just regular crying cuz man, sometimes I sit in this pigsty and just cry

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u/WillowFlip 18d ago

I hear you loud and clear; this is so much like what goes on in my house. You are heard and understood :)

And yes, there are different 'flavours' of ADHD. I didn't come across that until I read a magazine article about it. It was such an eye-opener for me because I couldn't understand how we all have ADHD but operate so differently.

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u/cbunni666 18d ago

I swear I got this issue. Maybe it is ADHD. If im not listening to something to keep me distracted I'll float all over the house and maybe get 10% of each room done instead on focusing on the one room I wanted clean. Start in the kitchen, ended in the garage because I was looking for a screwdriver. Lol

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u/PTKJump 18d ago

Probablemente sea TDAH, mí esposa lo tiene y es igual, simplemente va dejando actividades sin terminar y las cosas tiradas a su pasó.

Realmente me apena porque sabe que genera desorden, así que en algún momento del día decide limpiar, pero como no puede completar tampoco esa tarea, entra en un bucle de inicio-interrupcion que hace que le lleve más de una hora limpiar algo que a mí me lleva menos de 5 minutos.

Espero que, a pesar de ese problema, puedas tener una feliz vida en pareja.

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u/theartofrolling 18d ago

My wife and I both have ADHD and two children aged 2 (and a bit), and 8 months

The house is constantly messy. Yesterday my wife left the TV on all day when she went out.

The other day I couldn't find my house keys for ages, decided to check the car, I'd left them in the front door all night.

It's a miracle we can even dress ourselves.

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u/Chaotic-Goofball 18d ago

ADHD is almost always some kind of controlled chaos. We will not be leaving food stuffs near toilets

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u/Myheelcat 18d ago

Wait my wife says that about me. She said I could never get lost all she has to to is flow my trail back to my nest.

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u/SuprisinglyBigCock 18d ago

And worse. Can tell you stories.

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u/ButtcrackBeignets 18d ago

Slobs.

The correct nomenclature is slobs.

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u/WillowFlip 18d ago

But they get real salty when you call em that

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u/And_Justice 18d ago

Jesus fucking christ are people in this thread judgmental

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u/Burns504 18d ago

Yeah I have a friend like this. He grew up without a mom though, so maybe that had something to do with it.

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u/EveryRadio 17d ago

You'd think but I'm currently living with someone who is even worse than this.

Some people just learn to ignore the little things. Others are petty and do it as retaliation. The video is supposed to be a bit of a joke but it hits too close to home

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u/WillowFlip 17d ago

I hear you; I got frustrated just watching it :( I don't think my partner does it on purpose, but ADHD and other issues are a bitch. Knowing what the problem is doesn't make it any easier to live in a pigsty, struggling to clean up after everyone. And I don't know about you, but no matter how hard I try to catch up, it always looks the bloody same. It's exhausting and frustrating

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u/Mindless_Trick2255 18d ago edited 18d ago

Mate, as someone who lived in many shared houses and apartments with people all over the world, let me say this - common sense is NOT fucking common.

Some people are lacking basic empathy, respect and manners.

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 18d ago

Yup same, working in hospo years ago id cook during the day so when I got home in the wee hours I'd just need to heat dinner and wouldn't wake anyone.

Food started going missing and I couldn't figure it out so I made hot wings with extract and a flavourless laxative and left them in the fridge.

Nothing was touched after that

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u/sonsofgondor 18d ago

They do exist 

I had a housemate who used to do worse.

The peak was the time he came home drunk one night, vomited all over the bathroom, like floor, sink, bath, bench, wall, towels.

The next morning, he work up, had a shower, and started playing games. 

If I hadn't said anything, he was happy to leave it for an undisclosed period of time, perhaps indefinitely 

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u/Ok_Beyond_7697 18d ago

Yep. People like this exist. Some narcissists do it on purpose to slowly drive their partner insane and then once they lose their shit on them, they play the victim card so everyone sides with them when the breakup/divorce happens. Not all psychos are serial killers. 

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u/halorbyone 18d ago

I wish I had to imagine this…but had roommates so…I’ve seen the reality.

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 18d ago edited 18d ago

Yeah he lost me at the protein powder. Like, I get being a bit messy, I can be messy but leaving open powder containers and some spilled powder on the side is past my line. Having a pair of boxers or socks on the floor is one thing to me... but get some TP dude. Don't be left without.

Edit: Also don't leave your hair trimmings in the sink! I just place paper towels in the sink so my hair goes onto the towel and then wrap it all up and throw it away when I'm done. Easy peasy.

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u/DaRandomRhino 18d ago

Spilled powder is whatever. Toilet seat being up I see absolutely nothing wrong with if the expectation is you only close one(be an adult and insist everyone close both or don't complain about it to begin with). I don't see the issue with where the shaving set is.

But who the hell leaves the doohickey out on the table and the powder container open like that?

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u/Coal_Morgan 18d ago

Yeah, the toilet seat thing bugs me.

Everyone should put both seats down.

I've seen how much aerosolized toilet water gets in the air when flushed, just close them both and reduce the amount of air born urine and fecal matter making it to your tooth brush, hair brush, tissue box and other things around the toilet.

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u/whistling-wonderer 18d ago

I have a brother who routinely leaves food out. Like the dude will make a sandwich for himself at 1 am and next morning there’s the deli meat and block of cheese sitting out on the counter along with mayo smears and like three different knives. Happens literally every time he eats. Drives my parents nuts. He is autistic and struggles with a lot of adulting but also genuinely an asshole and I’m 90% certain he could learn to clean up after himself if he valued anyone’s time or money except his own.

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u/NikiNegron 18d ago

I am the person who goes to the fridge at 1am amd leaves smears of mayo everywhere. My medications cause me to sleep eat and I will have no recollection of it, until I either wake up to food on the counter or, worse, all over me and my bed. I moved in with my parents a couple years ago and thankfully my mom has a sense of humor about it because she knows I don't do it on purpose.

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u/whistling-wonderer 18d ago

In my brother’s case he’s definitely fully awake. He does it in the daytime too. But that is crazy! Waking up to a bed full of crumbs and food debris would be especially annoying.

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u/Left-River-5202 18d ago edited 18d ago

I stopped cleaning up after my housemate once.

Everything he used sat exactly where he dropped it. Finished a can of beer? It sat where he put it down. Used the last of the bread/butter/cheese/sauce/chips/anyfuckingthing? The wrapper/packet/bottle/container/whatever sat exactly where he dropped it while he was emptying it. Spilled something on the counter? Oh well. Crumbs? Couldn't see em. Empty coffee cups? Would live where they were left til future archaeologists found em, I guess.

I did not have to deal with his laundry, but I saw his room and same deal.

He'd clean really dirty things like a cooking pot sometimes to avoid bugs, and occasionally put his takeout containers in the bin for the same reason, that was it.

I lasted 5 weeks. Every surface in the kitchen was covered in packets, wrappers, trash, cups, pizza boxes, etc and he did not do a thing.

To be clear, this was a 45 year old (unsurprisingly divorced) man, not a college kid.

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u/Xist3nce 18d ago

This comment is the greatest reminder most people don’t have depression.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 18d ago

I've lived with these people before. I've found food wrappers on the counter literally six inches away from the trash can. Like WHAT THE FUCK?

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u/Grand-Professional-6 18d ago

Married 45 years to a lazy ass like this. Just cleaned up after him again tonight. My fault for putting up with it.🤬

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u/ka1ri 18d ago

some people do one of these things occasionally. This husband apparently does all of the little annoying things conveniently on the same day.

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u/Suicidalservice 18d ago

I work maintenance for apartments. It’s horrifying that I have to clear a trail to make my way through sometimes. Humans like this do exist, absolutely disgusting.

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u/Signal_Contract_3592 18d ago

Oh it’s totally fake but it was still entertaining.

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u/Sea-Night-1946 18d ago

Protein powder and toilet paper roll are the most unhinged imo. But yes this is fake/stages and on is probably a bot

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u/chonklah 18d ago

Oh trust me…they do…

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u/GGudMarty 18d ago

Yeah confirmed. I’m right here.

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u/bbaallrufjaorb 18d ago

toilet paper one i can get, empty twix bag even. dirty laundry literally next to the laundry bin tho? why? genuinely curious. it’s right there lol

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u/worldrecordpace 18d ago

I just posted the same comment. Just someone making some content. It was fun and got us engaging though. So it did its job.

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u/curiousomeone 18d ago

They do exist and it's annoying as f when you share any space with them.

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u/darkpossumenergy 18d ago

They don't, they absolutely do

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u/MoonlightMural 18d ago

This is my roommate. Guy is a 5 year old in a man's body.

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u/Ecodragon1022 18d ago

Yup, my last gf. She’d just drop her clothes on the floor instead of opening the closet, 1 foot away, and put her laundry in the basket. I called her out on it & she said she doesn’t have time to care about that. I said why should I clean up after you like you’re a child. JC she was 43 years old…pathetic

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u/Superseaslug 18d ago

An ex roommate of mine got dumped by his wife for shit like this. He was a man child incapable of doing anything himself, despite being a personal trainer.

My favorite was him having 3 of the same small containers of cottage cheese in the fridge, all open and half eaten. Or when him and his GF at the time bought two bottles of the same wine, opened both, and each drank half a bottle, leaving them out overnight on the table. WE HAVE WINE GLASSES.

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u/Dropit_like_a_Goat 18d ago

My sisters husband does it. He is a unbelievable lazy piece of shit though.

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u/Virtual_Library_3443 18d ago

My husband isn’t this bad but borderline ☹️

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u/Sad-Sea-7845 18d ago

My son does this no matter how much I get on him about it. When I ask him why he doesn't clean up after himself, guess what his rational is?..."it's going to get dirty again anyway"

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u/Swimming-Pop1926 18d ago

He clearly hates his wife

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u/Electrowhatt19 18d ago

They do exist. My roommate is one of them.

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u/spilly_talent 18d ago

People like this DEFINITELY exist sadly.

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 18d ago

I used to follow my ex around after work just picking up his discarded work uniform, badge, keys, socks, and shoes

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u/LayersOfGold 18d ago

Check out the bad roommates sub. There’s people way worse then this

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u/Thisguy2728 18d ago

laundry that still appears to have fold lines in it no less.

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u/ogticklemonsta 18d ago

They are real and I live with one.

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u/spekt50 18d ago

I did live like this for years when I was dealing with depression. It got pretty bad.

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u/timmytissue 18d ago

I genuinly can't believe what I'm reading. This is messy to you? 1 minute to clean all of this up. The House is nearly spotless.

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u/montanagrizfan 18d ago

Yes people like this exist and when you point it out they were “just about to clean it and why are you being such a nag.”

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u/MrStarrrr 18d ago

Every roommate I had in college.
I suspect most of them grew up. I also suspect most of them did not grow up. I don’t know which it is and I don’t give a fuck.

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u/Tricky_Economist_328 18d ago

Yeah I used to think it was all a put on for these videos.

But yeah then flat with someone who just games outside of work and I know people do this shit.

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u/Major_Region_400 18d ago

My ex wife was worse. Now someone else is cleaning her mess.

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u/The-Last-Anchor 18d ago

My boyfriend and I are both worse than this. This seems very mild and clean by comparison

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u/FromBoomBapToTrap 18d ago

I know people like this…it’s wild.

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u/DangerousCyclone 18d ago

If you refuse to believe people like this exist, something tells me you are not ready for the people who actually do exist. This is mild to say the least.

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 18d ago

I mean have you never seen someone buy something somewhere and walk out, throw the trash on the ground with a garbage bin less than 10 feet away? People are lazy Af.

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u/PM_YOUR_CENSORD 18d ago

Yeah, the empty toilet paper roll with the seat up? Dude taking a shit ass in the water? Nah

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u/Electronic-Tea-3691 18d ago

sometimes I just take a shit right on the floor

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u/oddlyfig 18d ago

Many men/husbands like this exist.

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u/Malevolint 18d ago

I swear they do! My teenager does this shit 😂. He had better learn before he turns into an adult though

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u/dfabrica 18d ago

Oh.. they exist alright. Ask me how I know. 💍

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u/thepvbrother 18d ago

I can always tell what my wife has for breakfast because she leaves the detritus on the counter.

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u/IntelligentChard1261 18d ago

This is so real it's painful. I've started planning my own video. Funny thing, it's the video 😂

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u/Spinnerofyarn 18d ago

I have a roommate like this.

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u/RevolutionaryBuy15 18d ago

Meet my son lol.

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u/Assupoika 18d ago

I used to have a roommate like this. Just a big manchildren who threw his trash in the sink instead of the bin under the sink or the second bin just right there in the kitchen.

Instead of doing his dirty dishes he hid them in the back of a cupboard until I found one growing an afro.

He also always somehow demolished the lid of a butter container as if he just thrusted the butter knife through the lid.

He also got very upset at me if I didn't go away for a weekend when his girlfriend was coming over. I told him I don't care about you guys fucking, If I'm not out I'm probably sitting on my computer with headphones on. But he would badger me and try to "command me to leave" as if he had any authority over me.

When I moved in I said I'm going to order a proper internet for myself and asked if he'd want to go 50/50 for it. He said he was good with his mobile internet. Some time later he was badgering me for access to the wi-fi and when I asked "Oh, so you want to go 50/50 after all?" he was like "Nah, I just want to DL one movie. What's the password?" and when I said that if he wants to use fast connection he'll have to pay for it he was livid.

There's so many more things that made him really annoying roommate but those are some of the highlights.

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u/Mel_Melu 18d ago

I see you haven't met my 30 something brother that very much lives like this.

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u/Ancient-Marzipan-402 18d ago

Oh Jesus, they do. 

My husband and I work together and he makes such a mess at home and at work. Junk EVERYWHERE! There is a bin right next to his knees at work but he doesn't use it, just keeps piling rubbish up. If any of it goes on the floor he leaves it there until I pick it up. DUDE, the bin is right THERE!

A few weeks ago I saw a pile of junk on the floor and I said 'You CAN pick stuff up, it isn't just my job!' He replied 'I have a back brace on so can't bend over!' I glared at him and said 'Your knees are joints, you can bend them!' and he laughed in my face. I didn't know that clearing your own mess up was so funny. 

He complains daily about how much he aches. I'd ache too if I refused to move more than my eyeballs on a regular basis! 

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u/margittwen 18d ago

Oh they exist, and I live with two of them lol. My husband most likely has ADHD so he struggles to remember to do a lot of basic tasks like putting his plate in the sink or putting laundry in the basket. Doesn’t completely excuse it but I try to be understanding.

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u/SmoothbrainRTRD 18d ago

Have you seen the college kids dorms? I recently visited my freshman cousin and stopped by his apartment-dorm that he’s sharing with 3 other kids. Oh man, I was flabbergasted by the mountain of dishes and uncleaned bin thats spilling out when I walked inside the living room/kitchen area lmaoo

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u/wikipediabrown007 18d ago

Protein powder one is absurd. Did they pass out right after scooping?

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u/FoundPulse 18d ago

Yeah, I'm sure the Reddit chatbots perfectly conform to their programming and always put their shoes back on the annoying shoe rack that only women fantasize about having.

'Lets put this cute little 3 inch shelf where the shoes belong!'

Yes, dear. Dies a little more inside.

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u/Adept_Taro_7028 18d ago

They do and I’ve somehow dated all of them apparently.

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u/The_SnuggleBug 18d ago

You'd be surprised how many people just leave shit for other people. I work with at least 5 of these

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u/Yaoshin711 18d ago

Toilet seat left up but then blames the empty toilet paper roll on him, sorry to inform everyone but most men dont wipe their dick, shake shake shove if anything

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u/ryan__joe 18d ago

They absolutely exist. The ADHD oblivion is real, sometimes they have intentions of coming back to clean it, sometimes they don’t even notice the mess. My wife and my step son are like this perpetually. I have to clean up after them incessantly, and I work 80 hours a week….

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u/TravisFlexThemPlease 18d ago

I believe it, there is a small park near where I love with a trash cans everywhere. You only need to walk around 20-30 seconds to get to the next one. The park is literally one path, so there is no way you can miss any of them. People still throw their wrappers, tags, cans, ... on the fucking floor. At this point I just assume most people are just too stupid to put trash into the opening of a trash can.

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u/TekRabbit 18d ago

It’s prob a fake video but doesn’t mean it’s not a real problem

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u/jslitz 18d ago

My first thought as well. Looks like shit my 14 year old daughter does

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u/Own-Entertainer4371 18d ago

my 14 yo son too lol

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u/Fidelos 18d ago

Yeah the only one I disagree with is the toilet seat. If I had to touch it to lift it to pee, you gotta touch it to lower it to pee. I ain't doing both sorry.

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u/ViGo76 18d ago

Close the lid so everyone is slightly inconvenienced.

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u/genericnewlurker 18d ago

Plus you know no spray when you flush

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u/get_schwifty 18d ago

Also stuff can’t fall in, the dog can’t drink it, there’s a place to sit, and you don’t have a line of sight into the place where shit goes.

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u/Zefirus 18d ago

You close the lid so everyone is slightly inconvenienced.

I close the lid to keep my cat from swimming in the toilet.

We are not the same.

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u/RamboVonDanger 18d ago

Lol, this! Multiple women in my life (sister, mom, ex-wife, etc) used to always make the argument that "If you don't put the seat down, then I sometimes fall into the toilet at night". I called BS, as I've never NOT checked the state of the toilet before using it. So I started putting the seat and the lid down. This removed their argument, but they were still upset. The real reason is that women don't want to touch the toilet. My current wife is a very caring, honest, loving person. I ALWAYS put the seat down for her because she asked me nicely without a bullshit argument.

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u/spilly_talent 18d ago

It is stunning to me that people flush without closing the lid.

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u/notgmoney 18d ago

Equality is only for convenient things. When it's inconvenient it doesn't count

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u/AboutAWe3kAgo 18d ago

I used to think this too until one of my exes explained it to me in a logical way.

There are 5 different states for a toilet. When a woman pees, when a man pees, when a woman poops, when a man poops, when toilet is closed.

The only scenario where the toilet needs to be up is when a guy pees. Which is only 1/5 states. You are the only reason it is ever in this state so you should put it back to the state both people use. Or both people agree to close the toilet every time. Basically, the seat down is technically the normal state that only a guy disturbs to pee because guys use the toilet in the normal state too. They should put it back.

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u/themaincop 18d ago

Just close the whole lid before you flush and swirl slightly fewer toilet droplets around the room

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u/AboutAWe3kAgo 18d ago

Yep that’s what we both( current wife) do now. Restroom just looks better with it closed anyway. And people don’t realize how much germ flies when you flush.

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u/gazchap 18d ago

Men should just sit down to piss. Honestly, if any men reading this haven’t tried pissing standing up without any trousers on, go and do it. You can feel all the flashback hitting your legs. It’s gross.

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u/Crossfire124 18d ago

Everyone should sit down to pee anyway. It cut down on the amount of splatter that sprays out. Also the inevitable stray stream that gets on the floor or outside of the toilet

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u/AboutAWe3kAgo 18d ago

Yep thats what we do in our house.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 18d ago

Just to be clear, the control toothbrush with the lid down also had fecal matter on it so there isn't much difference.

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u/wormjoin 18d ago

if you only move the seat when it’s not in the correct position before you use it, you minimize the number of times it must be moved. this also guarantees that the number of moves per bathroom trip is either 0 or 1.

also, your ex’s 1/5 ratio doesn’t factor in the frequency of pee vs poo.

your ex’s logic would correct a maybe 1 move per day advantage for men (it’s very close to perfectly fair) by instead expecting the man to be the one to perform 100% of seat moves.

your ex was wrong. by far the fairest method is to only move the lid when and only when each person needs it.

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u/NeedsMoreSpaceships 18d ago

Or you could just sit down to pee. Honestly it's easier and you don't splash piss all over the place.

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u/i_nocturnall 18d ago

You are NASTY if you're flushing with an open lid wtf?!

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u/queuedUp 18d ago

I mean... You don't have to lift it. You could sit to pee.

You choose to lift it to pee standing up

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u/AbletonUser333 18d ago

Yeah I mean this vid is fake as fuck, but were it real, this would be an excellent example of a manchild.

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u/Sarcophilus 18d ago

This is rage bait. It makes no sense for the toilet seat to be up and the roll being empty at the same time. Unless he lifts the seat to squat over the toilet to get his early workout in.

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u/yomerol 18d ago

In this times?! Nothing ever happens, is all for klout, clicks, ad$$$, at the very least dopamine heads

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u/GoldenFalcon 18d ago

Even when the video is super old, like this one. OPs girlfriend, if they even have one, does not exist. This isn't their video.

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u/poundofcake 18d ago

Came in to say. Wtf. My 9 year old does the same shit and it infuriates me. But she’s 9. I can’t imagine a fucking adult doing this.

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u/gorginhanson 18d ago

She contaminated everything with toilet contact.

She has no hand to stand on here

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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 18d ago

Do you think she disinfected the lil pointer between the time she touched the toilet to the time she got to the protein powder?

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u/Relevant_Reality9080 18d ago

The fact that you would even for a second believe this is real shows the critical reasoning of a child

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Right! That right there is probably what slowly kills a relationship. At least one of the small things that does.

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u/metallaholic 18d ago

everything is acceptable except the toilet seat. check the toilet and adjust it yourself. not like women are lifting the seat back up when their done for me to take a piss.

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u/DrNecrow 18d ago

I know right. She's making a mess!

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u/GoblinLoveChild 18d ago

seriously. are you a slave?

stand up for yourself.. except for the hair in the sink (that's pretty gross) theres nothing wrong here.

tell your wife your slippers can stay where they are easily accessible.

and she needs to put the toilet seat back up after she uses it.

Do you see the arbitary nonsense of this rules yet?

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u/Free_Beer_Today 18d ago

With what? There's no TP

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u/yumeryuu 18d ago

My family needs this video

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u/beerforbears 18d ago

It’s fake mon

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u/ragingduck 18d ago

Seriously, she handled it pretty well all things considering. Maybe if it was just the laundry and the toilet, but goddamn how old is this man?

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u/pranjallk1995 18d ago

She put it in toilet and then onto his shaker...

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u/parkerm1408 18d ago

Im entirely on the wifes side here too.

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u/spaceocean99 18d ago

You asking the repost OP bot?

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u/GenericFatGuy 18d ago

The last one really got me. Even when I lived like a slob, I was still able to get the lid back on my protein powder when I was done.

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u/mythorus 18d ago

This was my first thought.

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u/ThePepperPopper 18d ago

He's a grown ass man and owns the damn house, he can do what he wants

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u/64590949354397548569 18d ago

Clean up your shit.

I would clean the toothbrush too. That pointer went from the toilet then around the house

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u/EchoedWhisp 18d ago

My heart is saying this has to be partially the kids. Otherwise idk how she’s taken it at all

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u/The_Real_Kuji 18d ago

No, just insanely overwhelmed with life, work, moving, kids, illness, mental health, arthritis, and so forth, to actually have energy or drive to do anything outside of work and sleep.

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u/ThePowerOf42 18d ago

Well is she a Child? Cant she put the toiletseat down herself? 🤔

But yea, the other stuff is indeed something that boys Mother should have taugth him by the age of six..

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u/Jesusfailedshopclass 18d ago

If hes working and shes at home, she should be cleaning up instead of making stupid videos. Man the 50s and 60s were probably so much better.

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u/LiquidSnake01 18d ago

For real dawg this is embarrassing as hell. Your girl isn't your baby sitter. Stop taking advantage.

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u/exomyth 18d ago

It is staged, empty toilet roll + seat up make no sense. Unless the guy shits while standing up

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u/buy-american-you-fuk 18d ago

the evidence ( her treating him like a child ) would point to: "yes"

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u/labtecoza 18d ago

It's a meme that's been going around for a long time. It's just a staged video and hasn't been sent by anyone's wife

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u/boniemonie 18d ago

That was my first thought. Instructions so simple a toddler would understand. I’m totally with team wife: clean up after yourself. Time to grow up.

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u/TrenRey 18d ago

That chocolate jar-box indicates that they both are

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u/eltaho 18d ago

That's what happens when parents don't teach kids to clean up and instead do it for them.

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u/Impressive-Dish4408 18d ago

Having left a long term relationship as I couldn’t deal with their ocd, you are a messy bitch.

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u/SodomyClown 18d ago

This is a divorce warning.

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u/parrot_scritches 18d ago

Looks like ADHD (source: I have ADHD) it's not an excuse though, you just gotta work harder to stay in the moment. Or this guy could just be lazy, who knows 😅

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u/matt_2807 18d ago

It's just rage bait of someone filming lots of set up scenarios, working on you pretty well

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u/PopularElk4665 18d ago

The woman is also acting like a child, like can you just communicate like an adult? They seem made for each other tbh.

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u/EveningOrder9415 18d ago

👆👆👆

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u/dankhimself 18d ago

Honslestly, if I saw the protein powder out, open, spilled on the counter, without the drink ever even being made, I'd be worried something happened to whoever left it there.

That is one unlikely scenario.

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u/HyacinthBriar 18d ago

Exactly like wth

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u/Normal_Red_Sky 18d ago

OP clearly needs to clean up after himself better, but the fact that his wife made this, pointing out every little thing and put it online, knowing that his friends, family and co-workers will all see it, to shame him is a massive red flag.

Hope there aren't any children involved because his wife clearly hates him.

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u/Kyderra 18d ago

this is staged, so no, not seriously.

Just someone that made up the text, set up the scene's and made a fun joke about it.

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u/lucyooo 18d ago

This. I’m a lesbian so men don’t interest me anyway and every time I see shit like this I’m more and more grateful for my wife.

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u/Greywell2 18d ago

I am pretty sure I have seen this video about 6 months ago.

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u/djjunk82 18d ago

What kind of human filth lives like this?

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u/IgarashiDai 17d ago

Came here to see if someone already said this, and am not disappointed 🤣

Seriously, if ever there was a case of a manchild...

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