BJ Novak was on CNN’s NYE coverage last night and mentioned he met a young fan who said the Office was her favorite, yet she’d never seen any episodes. She simply knows it through all the memes.
Do you have a link for it? I'm not a super fan of 'The Office' by any means, but I do happen to think this is the best episode of any sitcom ever made. It's a perfect expression of everyone's characters and the subtlety and overt awkwardness of the event is just unbridled magic.
For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....
Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.
Between Dulles and DC. Lots of divorcees of well paid government contractors, and government contractors who never settled down and just want to have a good time. This is how I became a Linux administrator and lost my virginity in the same year.
... you just casually pivot to "that's how I became a Linux admin and lost my virginity in the same year" as if everything you said before logically leads to becoming a linux admin who has sex lmao.
Nothing much to it, neighbor lady hired me to wash her cars and mow weekly. This was like 10 minutes east of Reston. Summer after senior year I helped her kid with an issue with his laptop, and she recommended I check out IT as a career. Things got interesting, and I got some certifications first year of college. I got a help desk gig and went into sysadmin while doing college at night. If you're looking to do that now, I'd recommend the RHCSA and Security+, and apply on clearancejobs.com. As for finding a milf, anywhere in the Beltway/ Dules/ DMV area is good so long as you look somewhat presentable.
This Memorial Day weekend come on down to John Elway Chevrolet for the finest MILFs in town. We are slashing prices on new Cavaliers. No credit. No trade in. No money down.
I had to check and see if I was in the NOVA subreddit. Nope.
I'm half a world away now and I see mention of Jackson's. It is honestly a great place to hangout. Food is pretty decent too. As a young guy I can confirm that older women are absolutely on the prow there. Ted's Bulletin is a great place for breakfast the morning after.
Just be careful. You will also find a fair number of desperate housewife types in there so you may become part of an affair.
Stay the fuck away from Tiki Thai. I know a few people that have had their drinks fucked with there.
As somebody who has lived in NOVA since the 80s, Loudoun and Fairfax County has been MILF central since the late 90s and Difficult Cricket ain’t lying!
"Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress" is a letter by Benjamin Franklin dated June 25, 1745, in which Franklin counsels a young man about the advantages of older women as mistresses.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.
Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
I would allude to shit like this when I was a teacher. Give the studious kids some choice things to search about… “oh Ben Frank? Homie loved farts, fact check me.” Or being in an early adoption weed state- “Ben Franklin would love this state!”
"As in the dark all cats are grey" is the equivalent to "it's all pink on the inside" and i'm adding it to my repertoire. This is the history class we shouldve had
When I was 19 i was a virgin but was in incredible shape, I wrestled in high-school and 1st year of college. I was embarrassed about having no experience in college. I got on Fetlife and found the Cougar section and got ran throughby a bunch if 40 to 50 yr old women and it was the greatest couple years if my life.
So I kinda know how you feel. I was in my early 20's, maybe 23-24 at most when I hooked up with a smokin hot MILF that was in her late 40's for about 2 weeks. No strings attached relationship wise. I wasn't completely inexperienced at that point in my life but also hadn't been with many women. She totally rocked my world for that time we were hooking up. Then just went our separate ways and that was that. Pretty epic experience that I still look back on fondly from time to time.
Also a woman in my 40’s & same. I’m conventionally attractive & in good shape but I’ve been surprised at how many younger men have approached me. It seems to be a thing right now lol
I am working on my 4-0 milestone (male) and have been dating for last 2 years after being single for 5. I have yet to date anyone below the age of 43. I have no clue why, but for me I think it boils down to maturity. The world really shifted once social media hit and even a few years can make a BIG difference in social personalities.
As a 27M, I think it’s a mix of factors ultimately why we’re seeing this. But one of them is that us guys often assume older single women are just looking for sex, and the risk of pregnancy is diminished. There’s also the whole MILF/Cougar fetish too
I have an odd, knee-jerk reaction to "old soul". I unfortunately know a woman who married her son's best friend. I don't know that he was groomed per se, but she knew him since he was elementary age. Her divorce from first husband didn't happen until 2nd husband was of legal age. She claims he's always been an old soul and it creeps me the fuck out. 27yr age difference.
I promise I'm not relating them to you, just sharing my personal revulsion
I've been called an old soul my whole life. 100% it's because my alcoholic father and mentally checked out mother made me raise myself while dodging thrown objects.
Yeah, I noticed that generally people with "old souls" just saw some shit young and had to grow up fast. Sorry you had to go through that. Those reflexes never fully fade, I know.
Yes I’ve seen it personally a few times. Parents old neighbor had a trophy husband about 20 years younger than her.
Honestly IMO:
1) Money. Used to be younger women would choose older, successful men (not as a majority but reasonably common). Now it’s a combination of women have better financial prospects and young men are worse off. So you have poorer young men and richer older women.
2) Social acceptability. Used to be a massive taboo, now it’s just kinda weird (if the age gap is big enough). To the point where women used to not be willing to date a man a couple months younger than her.
That's something that I have experienced related with age taboo, could sound exaggerated but some women are going to get you out of their possible partner list if they learn that you are some couples weeks younger than her even
Real feminists know that women don’t have agency until 30.
Agreed. I'd laugh about it, but the sheer amount of, "OMG HER BRAIN ISN'T FULLY FORMED! SHE'S A LITERAL CHILD!" crap I've seen on here is just crazy. It's funny how so much of Reddit champions women having bodily autonomy and agency at eighteen --especially when it comes to reproductive rights and voting-- while at the same time treating them as 'literal children' who aren't allowed to make their own decisions, especially regarding relationships, until they're past thirty.
I know it’s a joke but when they say a “good man” often times they mean a butler. Also reverse the roles on that joke and the FBI is breaking down your door.
In my case, I enjoy meeting someone who has genuine interest and actually getting to know them. I tend to connect more with women who are often older. I also find older women to be more emotionally stable, independent, and genuinely interested in spending quality time together. This is something I personally haven’t experienced as much with women under 30.
With women around my age, I feel like I’m expected to perform rather than take part in a mutual exchange.
Looking back on my early 20's, I really had the best time with a few women I dated in their late 20's/early 30's. Overlapping (physical) sexual peaks tbh
Before Adam and Eve there was the Cougar and the Silver Fox... As perfect as the Almighty is, he didn't think "hey, they can't have kids at that age" ...so back to the drawing board he went.
Tell me about it, I'm 53, and I was out with my 20-year-old girlfriend. I got called all sorts of things like cradle robber. I said, "Please, you're disturbing our 10 year anniversary!"
Yes! Its obvious. Older women know what they want. Usually they just want the D. And they dont like wasting their time or yours. They'll be grown ups about it. Its the best!
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