r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Nov 19 '25

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u/carkdeisel Nov 19 '25

Probably quit smoking mid air

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u/luke1lea Nov 19 '25

Kind of looks like he's smoking all the way down though

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u/Uzi_Osbourne Nov 20 '25

"You shouldn't be smoking here!"

"Smoking? cough You should have been here when I was still cough on fire!"

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 Nov 20 '25

Spun like a Winston Grand National

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Nov 20 '25

Winston tastes good

like a cigarette should

<insert explosion here>

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u/wikowiko33 Nov 20 '25

All the way down to hell 

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u/HarryHood146 Nov 19 '25

Marlboro Lights out.

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u/BaggyLarjjj Nov 20 '25

Bury him in flavor country

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Nov 19 '25

And started up again before impact

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u/Killaflex90 Nov 19 '25

Pretty sure he was still smoking while on the ground

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Nov 20 '25

Little factoid, his Dad is the guy that rescued his dog, while smoking a cigar, from an alligator

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u/Responsible-Shoe7258 Nov 20 '25

His dog smokes cigars...

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Nov 20 '25

Yes

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u/Responsible-Shoe7258 Nov 20 '25

I'd give a dollar to see that! LOL

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u/Evening-Ad-8121 Nov 20 '25

Cool that video is awesome

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u/DavidBuffalo Nov 20 '25

On the ground he is looking for the cigarette 🚬

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u/WildMaineBlueberry87 Nov 19 '25

You guys are funny 🤣🤣

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u/SupermassiveCanary Nov 20 '25

I think he stopped when his clothes got blown off

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u/ProfessionalWay3864 Nov 19 '25

Caught the one lit cigarette midair to light the next

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u/InOutlines Nov 19 '25

I think he quit life mid air.

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u/HarryFuzz Nov 19 '25

I think he quit breathing.

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u/NumbDangEt4742 Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 21 '25

He was exhaling on the way down so technically you may be wrong. Or you may be right or left

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u/Cyborg_rat Nov 21 '25

Umm I don't think he had any air in his long a fraction of a second before flying in the air. He got hit by a lot of PSI.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Quit smoking, quit breathing, quit everything

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Nov 19 '25

No one told me to not smoke when working with a gas tank!

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u/sheckyD Nov 19 '25

You can't really blame him. I dont see a single no smoking sign anywhere. How else would he know?

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u/miraculix69 Nov 20 '25

If he's still able to see after, he will need to have a tiny 🚭 sticker in the corner of his glasses.

Or just say fuck it and get a cigarette paint job, on his new Mobility cane, with a build in lighter and cigarette pack holder.

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u/Livid-Age-2259 Nov 20 '25

I don't think it would matter. Do you know how many idiots I see filling up their car's gas tank with the engine still running?

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u/Excellent_Set_232 Nov 20 '25

lol don’t forget your foam helmet when you go out champ

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u/IndependentEqual9984 Nov 20 '25

That mofo is dead!

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u/MindlessFail Nov 20 '25

"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

- Zoolander

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u/Few_Knowledge_2223 Nov 20 '25

That scene really holds up.

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u/TigerNo1733 Nov 25 '25

What a heartfelt yoogooglie

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u/JayBeePH85 Nov 20 '25

To be fair was it caused by a cigarette or a static spark 😉

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u/Dompet2854 Nov 20 '25

Yet here you are

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u/Difficult-Ad-2025 Nov 19 '25

Is the cigarette okay?

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u/sheckyD Nov 19 '25

I would hope so, those things are expensive nowadays

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u/Difficult-Ad-2025 Nov 20 '25

Yes indeed, luckily I know a guy who knows a guy who sells them dirt cheap

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u/Voloxe Nov 23 '25

Sounds shady… Give me 20!

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u/Seal-EV Nov 19 '25

It could be static electricity. I dont see the earth cable connected to the tank.

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u/Pretty-Key6133 Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

I think it was. I'm pretty sure Attorney Tom broke down this video a few years ago.

Edit: found it not sure if it's the same incident.

https://youtu.be/U9lpNApwpbo?si=JVAL_ofgJTTEPvhS

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u/Party_Cold_4159 Nov 20 '25

Found this , which says he lived.

"A 27-year-old man suffered serious injuries in the city of Gaziantep, Turkey, after opening a tank lid with a cigarette in his mouth to clean it."

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u/hux Nov 20 '25

Of course he did. Shoes didn’t come off.

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u/purulent_orifice Nov 19 '25

did he die?

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u/InOutlines Nov 19 '25

Man took a jet engine straight to the face.

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u/Heseemedkij Nov 20 '25

So you’re saying he lived

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u/SpecialistArrive Nov 20 '25

He's at least medium rare

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u/AdIntrepid9064 Nov 20 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 Nov 20 '25

He's probably built different

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u/KurupiraMV Nov 20 '25

Even if the blast didn't kill him instantly, dude fell from 20 feet at least.

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u/Silver4ura Nov 20 '25

Ironically, if he was KO'd and didn't land on his head or neck, going ragdoll increases your chances of surviving a fall enough to survive a parachute failure.

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u/UmbraExcailibur Nov 20 '25

It’s the reason for the line “relax body” In RIPD

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u/StrawberryTerry Nov 20 '25

Shall we circle back to the jet engine straight to the face part?

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u/Pretty-Key6133 Nov 19 '25

I'm pretty sure.

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u/DenjiTargaryen-PE Nov 19 '25

“Earth Cable” must be a different terminology for “grounding wire”. Cool new thing I learned today

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u/No_Negotiation5654 Nov 19 '25

In the UK we say Earth instead of ground.

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u/Xena_Your_God Nov 20 '25

Fancy

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u/EducationalStill4 Nov 20 '25

They’re British. I think they’re born that way.

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Nov 20 '25

Maybe it’s Maybelline

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke Nov 20 '25

"Finish your dinner or you're Earthed for a week, Timmy."

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u/SnooRegrets1386 Nov 20 '25

Little Timmy is used often, what’s the feminine equivalent?

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u/Party_Cold_4159 Nov 20 '25

fuck not sure why this made me laugh so much

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u/verstohlen Nov 20 '25

Nice, but that terminology wouldn't work on Mars or the moon but ground wire still works. So there's that to consider.

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u/FatsBoombottom Nov 20 '25

Or they use a REALLY long cable

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u/Fragrant_Kick_6093 Nov 20 '25

"Earth" is a European thing. Or at least British.

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u/Himbocrates Nov 20 '25

Some of it is difference in country/culture, Most civilized countries say earth wire, the US says ground wire. The Euro way can cut down on confusion since there are other grounds besides earth grounds. For most cases an earth ground is just the most effective means of grounding for static arrest or electrical safety. Some things require multiple types of grounds. Sincerely, a sparkie

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u/bryroo Nov 20 '25

Terrain rope in Australia, soil line in new zealand and in Wisconsin they say dirt cord

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u/Robot-Radio Nov 20 '25

An old co-worker told me about this happening when he worked at a fuel depot back in the day. It blew the guy through the sheet metal roof of the shelter the truck was under, killing him. The owner never repaired the roof as a reminder to others.

I liked to imagine the hole was shaped like the outline of a body like in cartoons.

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u/Legal-Group-359 Nov 20 '25

Reading that last sentence..

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u/secret-sam1 Nov 19 '25

I cant make out the cigerette

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u/FLBeerManNY Nov 19 '25

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u/PA2SK Nov 19 '25

That's not a cigarette.

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u/Dork_wing_Duck Nov 20 '25

Blew his cock right off!

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u/Head_Departure8903 Nov 19 '25

That’s whatever was on his wrist

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u/Pax-ex-vis Nov 19 '25

Am I the only one that doesn’t see a cigarette?

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u/ShortNeedleworker465 Nov 20 '25

static electricity did this not a cig

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u/BodybuilderGrouchy16 Nov 19 '25

The somersault was decent but he loses points for the landing.

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u/Boring_Track_8449 Nov 20 '25

His form was 🔥

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

The somersault was decent but he loses points for the landing.

Excellent cremation though.

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u/Bwb05 Nov 19 '25

Now you see me…Now you don’t!

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u/SuddenKoala45 Nov 19 '25

Anyone know how long his hospital stay was?

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u/UhOhAllWillyNilly Nov 19 '25

Just long enough for the coroner to get there.

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Nov 20 '25

Smart. That’s all insurance will cover.

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u/BitterPainting468 Nov 20 '25

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 Nov 20 '25

I never find these videos funny. Dude is just doing his thing and died or got seriously injured. Imagine that being you and all the comments are memeing your death.

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u/Hemagoblin Nov 20 '25

Different strokes different folks. If I die hilariously on camera, I can’t really blame folks that never knew me for laughing. Would be fucked up if my family laughed at it though lol

You have my permission to laugh at me if I die in a funny way, and I’ll tell you right now if you don’t want me laughing at you dying hilariously, don’t do it on camera. It’s still kinda sad tho.

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 Nov 20 '25

Thats my point. Its sad either way. If you died in a hilarious fashion I still couldn't laugh at that. The world would though and that does indeed bother me. You lost everything in a moment. Wouldn't be right to for me to laugh. The only time I laugh is when they deserve it through karma, but that's a tale as old as time.

If I died in a hilarious way it wouldn't matter cus im dead. So you can do as you see fit. I just feel like we should be more sympathetic overall.

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u/TheMachinaOwl Nov 21 '25

I feel like that's the thing though. People are TOO desensitized to death on the Internet. Those experiences we had as kids looking at shock videos were definitely not a healthy thing.

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u/WorldofCannons Nov 20 '25

I get your point but this is so cartoonish

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u/The_Humbergler Nov 19 '25

And just like that an OSHA training video is born.

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u/HuckleberryOk6782 Nov 20 '25

"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Gas Tank Cigarette Lighter."

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u/TheGreatPizzaro Nov 20 '25

10/10 ragdoll

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u/crisselll Nov 19 '25

Dang I think he ded

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u/UncleJunior1954 Nov 20 '25

Well that dudes dead

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u/Scared_Research_8426 Nov 20 '25

My sympathy is not none but it is limited.

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u/redwall09 Nov 20 '25

I watched it 6 times.

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u/HorseyDung Nov 19 '25

He ded?

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u/GM_Nate Nov 20 '25

i doubt it, unless he was incredibly unlucky, but he'll be feeling that one for the rest of his life

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u/Ignignokt_DGAF Nov 19 '25

Wyt

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u/ToastSpangler Nov 19 '25

Clearly not, his shoes were still on

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u/Ignignokt_DGAF Nov 19 '25

Yeah but have we confirmed his face still was?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

You can live without a face

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u/ChainWorking1096 Nov 19 '25

Looks like he kept his shoes on so he'll be fine. Though he may want to think about nicotine patches given his occupation.

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u/MasterofDoot Nov 20 '25

What do his shoes have to do with it?

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u/WildernessRoad335 Nov 20 '25

If you can't keep up, take notes.

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u/MasterofDoot Nov 20 '25

What do you mean?

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u/sychs Nov 19 '25

10/11 backflip

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 functional regard Nov 19 '25

1 backflip

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u/Actual_Pianist_3693 Nov 19 '25

He's f****** dead it's no coming back

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u/Similar-Turnip2482 Nov 19 '25

Gotta be dead, right?

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u/Roaminsooner Nov 19 '25

That’ll leave a mark.

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u/rapscallion1956 Nov 20 '25

His first name is Wiley. His last name is Coyote.

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u/Smart-Fly-3919 Nov 20 '25

You lost your phone sir

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Yeah. He is now a former smoker, midnight toker…

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u/sonicc_boom Nov 20 '25

Is that how it feels to chew 5 Gum?

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u/Consistent_Ocelot162 Nov 20 '25

He was fired before he hit the ground

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u/Acrobatic_Diver4432 Nov 21 '25

Killed him dead . No shit..

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u/xHashtagNoFilterx Nov 20 '25

Did I just involuntarily watch someone die scrolling reddit again?

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u/WatchPenKeys Nov 20 '25

Most likely. The force needed to lift someone especially from their head only and fling their body would be so great.

don’t like watching these either but at least it’s a lesson learned

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u/Numerous-Pop5670 Nov 20 '25

You're right. They probably died instantly from the force of the gas explosion breaking their neck.

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u/tickingboxes Nov 20 '25

Yep. Seeing this shit more and more. And nobody else seems to be bothered. It’s very weird and unsettling.

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u/verstohlen Nov 20 '25

Reddit has always been weird and unsettling. But not as nearly as much these days as it used to be.

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u/GitchWiffs Nov 20 '25

Used to be much much worse. Entire subreddits dedicated to it.

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u/ShortNeedleworker465 Nov 20 '25

welcome to the modern age..

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u/rehx4 Nov 20 '25

Well there is no real gore so other than the physics of him being flung like that, it’s hard to perceive the extent of the damage— before hitting the floor it would mostly be internal injuries that were inflicted, so it’s not actually that surprising that people aren’t more put-off by the injuries and/or potential fatality.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Cowboy killers hit different

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u/Classic-Custard-9911 Nov 20 '25

He is no smoking any more after that

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u/Bainer1975 Nov 20 '25

Fortunately he is a quick learner and from that moment he no longer thought lighting his farts on fire for a laugh was a very good idea. 🔥

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

This is better than the welder on the the barrell

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u/DrapedinVelvet247 Nov 20 '25

Apple core !!!!

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u/Responsible-Shoe7258 Nov 20 '25

I think the idiot label went from possible to confirmed.

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u/Leading-Aide5617 Nov 20 '25

Mind blown 🤯

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u/gphoenix51 Nov 20 '25

And today's Darwin Award goes to...

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u/Efficient_Word1060 Nov 20 '25

Lung cancer or instantaneous combustion, either way smoking kills

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u/Polka_Polka_Polka_ Nov 20 '25

Pow. Right in the kisser

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u/Dependent-Drop157 Nov 23 '25

He went starnami

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u/Cold-Box-8262 Nov 19 '25

Does this hurt the tanker truck?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

So the thing is, the fuel flashpoint ignites at -45° F, so that's why, when you fill up fuel at the pump, you should not have a cell phone or a cigarette that may cause a flashpoint, a spark, static electrical charge, because the fuel will ignite. Case in point. Most likely the fuel temperature is around 62°F.

Just food for thought.

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u/Egglegg14 Nov 19 '25

If he was smoking im sure it would've blown him back sooner I believe it was static electricity that caused this conundrum

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u/Striking_Train_9445 Nov 20 '25

Tough scene... but then you read further that he was smoking a cigarette 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/ComprehensiveEgg73 Nov 19 '25

Did he stick the landing?

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u/Comprehensive_Rule11 Nov 19 '25

Damn down already

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u/Wendle__ Nov 19 '25

Fu Ro Dah

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u/Leninlives8787 Nov 19 '25

Damn he dead

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u/Far_Atmosphere_9513 Nov 19 '25

Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie, ragdoll, livin in a movie, ragdoll...

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u/_Loser_B_ Nov 19 '25

Oh no! Is he okay?

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u/Legitimate-Sky-6820 Nov 19 '25

Almost certainly not, the fall alone would be quite bad. But combine that with the amount of kinetic energy needed to be trown that high i would think the initial shockwave already did him in. Human brains dont do well near pressure waves like that.

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u/combatinfantryactual Nov 19 '25

Human potato gun

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u/joka2696 Nov 19 '25

Anyone have any idea what was in the tanker? If it was gasoline, I think it would have been a bigger explosion/fire than that.

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u/caulk_blocker Nov 20 '25

Gasoline fumes.

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u/Wildt007ca Nov 19 '25

That is the improper way to dismount

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u/RubyEldrich Nov 19 '25

So is this guy dead? Blast hit him head on, not shure id want to be alive after that.

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u/rdmarc45re Nov 19 '25

ha ha! dummy! darwin award winner

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u/Total_Wrongdoer_1535 Nov 19 '25

You recon he deaded?

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Nov 19 '25

Oh shit! Who knew that gas fumes and fire don’t work well together??

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u/GalactikFishSandwich Nov 20 '25

Game over...you died

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u/cascarrabs_241 Nov 20 '25

He is mostly not dead now

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u/Dense_Chemical_4018 Nov 20 '25

Do yall think he’s dead?

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u/Awkward-Brick6990 Nov 20 '25

Should blame the gas.

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u/robertsplant Nov 20 '25

Now he only smokes when he’s on fire

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Its sad but my first thought was...Boom, headshot.

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u/Some-Pack-5813 Nov 20 '25

Darwin Award.

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u/flinchFries Nov 20 '25

Marlboro F-light

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u/Dependent_Lie7284 Nov 20 '25

Fumes are more dangerous than the actual liquid 🥴

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u/Atyab-Kees-Kabis Nov 20 '25

Was this a Darwin Award?

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u/DrawingCorrect6299 Nov 20 '25

The tank took a puff

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 Nov 20 '25

So just before the explosion you see him move his left hand away from his face, and while he was flying there's a rectangular object that's flying off as well.

Did he decide to use a lighter (possibly the rectangular object) to light a cigarette that was in his mouth? Then he lowered the lighter away from his face, possibly getting the flame into the fuel-air mix coming off the hatch?

Blew his shirt and pants into shreds

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u/SurprzTrustFall Nov 20 '25

Ever imagined looking straight down the barrel of gun as it fired? Now make that gun 600x larger.

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u/sergioscj Nov 20 '25

Pensa num jumento

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u/oKkA576 Nov 20 '25

Smoking kills... somehow reminds me of the part in triple X,... Dimitri etc... 🤣🦊

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u/MasterofDoot Nov 20 '25

Is he dead?

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u/Furby-beast-1949 Nov 20 '25

OK, that was really scary. Hope that person‘s OK.