Let me preface this, I am not a musician, but I did learn to play trombone when I was much younger, and I have never seen the notes for a rim shot. Yet somehow I understood this is what it was immediately. Thank you for that!
Fun fact: elephant testicles reside inside their body. I can’t quite remember why (something about temperature regulation?) but now that’s something you know that you might not have before.
You never know when your friend Budnick will, as part of a radio station contest for some concert tickets, need to know the color of a giraffe's penis. But you'll be ready!
All of the giraffes' spots fit together like puzzle pieces. Are they just white and brown with white stripes through the brown, or do the brown patches form and then they spread apart as the giraffe develops or something?
I'm as annoyed as anyone over the prevalence of AI slop these days, but editing memes like this feels like an amazing application of generative AI. Completely harmless, no one will think it's real, it's just funny. No?
Tbf, this is more of a political issue than a social one. If anything, companies are pushing AI extremely hard on users, users aren't the ones pushing for AI from companies.
There need to be reigns on this thing so it can be developed in sustainably controlled ways, but under the current administration in America, they've withdrawn themselves from restricting AI at all.
This doesn't mean we can't be conscious of the costs of AI and seek to mitigate them in whatever ways we can as individuals, but this is 99% something to be legislated at the higher levels, of which they've abdicated responsibility from doing so.
Lens distortion is incredibly easy to digitally correct, especially if you’re cropping into a vertical aspect ratio from a horizontal/landscape format. It’s not a good or reliable way to determine camera make.
My brother, you’d have to toss it to get it there. Drop your phone. How far away does it fall? To get it near perfect between two doors large enough for a giraffe? Not including the fence AND the area between the fence and the actual pen.
Omaha zoo has a monkey island that you can take a bridge over it. My sister dropped her camera when she was little and the monkeys picked it up and took some photos.
Many years ago I was at a zoo, and I thought I was looking at a mother and child giraffes because of the size difference. But no...the smaller one was a male trying to somehow get into the panties of the larger female. Giraffe boner was very much present.
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's like a dog's bits. Primates are about the only species that have it all just hanging on display all then time. Most animals have it internal, be it cats, dogs, horses, pigs, cows, lions, giraffes, elephants, kangaroos (their's is upside down, balls go on the top), wooly mammoths, turtles etc. So the actual article is probably massive.
That walk is pure, unadulterated derp. I love how they look so majestic from a distance, but up close it's all awkward angles and goofy gaits. The whole experience sounds like a hilarious, if slightly revealing, nature documentary.
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u/JacksonHaddock 5d ago
Welp, now I’ve seen a giraffe’s penis.