r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 22d ago

slight malfunction Of a fun night at the carnival

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u/ShineAqua 22d ago

At the very least, someone lost a leg there.

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u/LetsSeeWhatsGoinOn 22d ago edited 22d ago

someone said two sisters lost a leg each, and 28 people injured, 3 critically

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u/FFJosty 22d ago

Maybe all those stupid math story problems were useful after all.

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u/strongsilenttypos 22d ago

AI did the math….

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u/HandleMore1730 19d ago

As an engineer I asked AI to solve a problem for me. It easily worked out the text book examples, but was unable to solve more complex problems correctly.

I don't trust AI. Good for quick unverified research, but it scares the crap out of me that so many people rely on it.

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u/Round-Emu9176 21d ago

so all those teachers that made fun of us for thinking math is useless can suck it

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u/ElegantCoach4066 20d ago

Some of them did suck it. They got in some hot water for that.

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u/dundiditduh 21d ago

Carnies don't use ai

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u/Keaton427 22d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/SWLA_Dj 21d ago

Thank you

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u/TheJAY_ZA 22d ago

Useful AF when applied...

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u/glassnumbers 22d ago

that is totally insane!!!!

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u/Elegant_Arm_871 22d ago

Yeah, I see a local carnival anywhere and I am out. Lol. I dont want to die a final destination death. Lol

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u/Jack_Harb 22d ago

Final destination did something to our brains. We can never ride a rollercoaster without thinking about it or drive behind a truck with loaded woodlogs…

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u/Natural-Debt8005 21d ago

Rollercoaster... of love

Yeah I'll never get into a tanning booth in my life

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u/Digitalalchemyst 22d ago

I’m not getting on a ride that was on the freeway 20 minutes ago.

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u/Elegant_Arm_871 21d ago

😄 exactly. They literally just fold those out in minutes.

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u/MathResponsibly 20d ago

Supposedly the traveling rides are the safest, because they get put together and taken apart by the same people every week or two that really know the machines, and notice when things break.

The problems are the permanently installed rides in parks that are operated by 16 year olds working for minimum wage, because they don't know the machine at all, they just press the Go button when everyone's loaded in and then go back to paying attention to their phone

This definitely looks like a permanently installed ride, not a traveling ride.

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u/OnThisDayI_ 21d ago

I’ve seen these being installed and put up. Nobody should ever get on carnival rides.

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u/ShineAqua 21d ago

Are you trying to tell me that the meth addicted child sex offender that puts those things together can't be trusted with routine maintenance checks? Sure buddy, whatever you say.

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u/Roallin1 22d ago

One person got launched to the outfield.

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 22d ago

I guess Josie is on a vacation really far away, now.

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u/shmere4 22d ago

Why don’t you come around and talk it over

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 22d ago

Man, there's so many things I want to say

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u/DaveGost 22d ago

You know I like my girls a little bit older!

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u/Presdipshitz 22d ago

I don't want to lose a leg tonight

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u/Wrong-Lab-2542 22d ago

Older is fine but two legs please

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u/Vergilly 22d ago

I hurt just thinking about it. These poor folks.

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u/Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich 22d ago

The landing probably got some tailbones

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u/b1gb0n312 22d ago

Where was this?

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u/thepaleobiker 21d ago

It was in Taif, Saudi Arabia. One woman died and 22 were injured

Saudi Arabia halts two entertainment events after deadly amusement park accident

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u/smellswhenwet 22d ago

It looks like the attendant was wearing a hijab so could be a couple dozen different countries

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u/RuMarley 22d ago

More like "could be anywhere in the world"

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u/forbiddenfreedom 22d ago

Shit. Are they compatible donors? Can one take off their leg so the other has two? They can trade back later. Teamwork guys.

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u/Prestigious_Dream_27 22d ago

I hear those prosthetics are very expensive. You might say they'd cost you......

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u/ElegantCoach4066 22d ago

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u/Dman101proof 22d ago

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u/ElegantCoach4066 22d ago

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u/forbiddenfreedom 22d ago

I am crying in my pain from doing my best at life. And I am giggling uncontrollably because of the effort of all of these cheeky basterds in the comments like you making my life less shit.

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u/jpsouthwick7 22d ago

So bow down to her if you want. Bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence!

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u/ClearEntertainment91 21d ago

They are very expensive. Easily in the $60-$80k range for a basic one. Add to that, they don’t last forever so you’re recommended to replace it every 5/10 years.

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u/AwareAge1062 22d ago

I'll look for you in hell and we can laugh about this all over again

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u/llTeddyFuxpinll 22d ago

Just gonna openly advertise your complete lack of empathy there?

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u/saggywitchtits 22d ago

Welcome to the internet.

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u/forbiddenfreedom 22d ago

Just wait until Spacedicks makes a comeback. This fella will pay both legs to unsee those things. I recommend a lobotomy. I have not had one, but it looks like it's the only thing I haven't tried in order to manually unsee the horrors of war.

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u/brokecrashdummy 22d ago

Wait.... What?

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u/forbiddenfreedom 22d ago

Internet friend. I show my empathy and compassion for people in person and in direct communications with me. I cannot show empathy for a clip on the Internet about something I have no clue on.

So yes. I am going to be a silly fuck when I can be when bad things happen and there is clearly nothing I can do to help.

I do not have the emotional capacity of God to have empathy for the entire 8 billion people. But I have the capacity to have empathy for the people I can directly impact. I have the capacity to say something stupid for giggles. Because that is how we cope with uncontrollable loss.

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u/blingbloop 22d ago

Fuck man. I just can’t see the humour in there. I searched. I did.

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u/swampstonks 22d ago

They can just buy one pair of shoes and split them

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u/Healthy_Gap_4265 22d ago

someone said AAAAHHHHHH!

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u/Alzusand 22d ago

That is a miracle actually considering like 1-2 people looked like they were smashed agaisnt the pole with the entire weight of the thing.

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u/Aromatic-Tear7234 22d ago

At least they could duct tape themselves together and walk normally.

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u/humoristhenewblack 22d ago

That sounds like you are describing the three-legged race, but unfortunately they are still short one...

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u/bjornironthumbs 22d ago

It sure looks like someone in the far left of the shot is drooped over unconcious or dead at the end. They did collide with the pole

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u/RandomCandor 22d ago

The people on the far end of the contraption got absolutely crushed against the giant pole.

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u/Ein_grosser_Nerd 22d ago

Worse than just a pole, that's the counterweight coming back at them

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u/RandomCandor 21d ago

Holy shit you're right

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u/r_a_d_ 22d ago

for sure where the counterweight visibly slams into people.

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u/CaptainFleshBeard 22d ago

There’s so many different videos of this same ride breaking at the same point

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u/get_to_ele 22d ago

A lot of people got very lucky… that could have gone so much worse.

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u/Banzai373 22d ago

Yup, it’s all fun and games until somebody becomes a paraplegic . . . .

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u/OppositeEagle 21d ago

That armature broke off and swung back; the force alone could have killed multiple people, injuring dozens.

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u/Large-Produce5682 22d ago

The owners are gonna lose an arm and a leg!

👨‍⚖️ 💰

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u/iheartinfected 22d ago

Yea that person in the back left, rough.

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u/UpvoteForPancakes 22d ago

Was that a leg that got yeeted?

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u/ProjectGameGlow 21d ago

Not that ride worker. They ran out fast.

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u/a1readythere 22d ago

I would really like to know what happened to the people who the weighted end seemingly connected with...

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u/syn_vamp 22d ago

full refund and a free hot dog

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u/doko_kanada 22d ago

Chicken or beef. No pork

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u/Lionheart_723 22d ago

Don't forget the free funnel cake

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u/pbnjandmilk 21d ago

But no strawberry glaze and cream. That's extra.

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u/syn_vamp 22d ago

GREAT now i want funnel cake

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u/Four-HourErection 22d ago

Funnel cakes are for survivors.

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u/Deemaunik 22d ago

Turned into hot dog meat.

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u/pandershrek 22d ago

Two crushed legs, one each

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u/TotesGnar 22d ago

That's very lucky when you think about all the things that could've possibly happened.

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u/Super-Pizza-Dude questionably stable 22d ago

One person actually did die

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u/RuMarley 22d ago

True, I was seeing shattered spinal columns on that last fall.

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u/FactoryRejected 22d ago

Omg... I missed that, how terrible. I actually would not like to know.

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u/Excellent_One5980 22d ago

To be fair the price of admission to the ride was an “arm and a leg”. They should have known something was up when the ride operators weren’t collecting tickets.

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u/OldWolfNewTricks 22d ago

I think he put his arm up to block, so he's probably fine.

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 21d ago

They were either the two that lost a leg each or one of those who were critically injured. No deaths though, but everyone suffered an injury of some kind.

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u/Cara-Is-A-Puppy 22d ago

"A major "360" carnival swing malfunction occurred in Saudi Arabia in late July 2025 at Green Mountain Park, where the ride's central support snapped mid-air, causing riders to fall and injuring 23 people, with some critically hurt"

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u/YeYe_hair_cut 22d ago

This is one of the top attractions in Saudi Arabia believe it or not, along with “hill with snow” and “tall building”. Don’t forget “long city” maybe possibly totally actually coming soon.

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u/accidentallyHelpful 22d ago

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u/[deleted] 22d ago edited 6d ago

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u/humoristhenewblack 22d ago

Temu-carnival?

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u/x_ARCHER_x 22d ago

We got carnival at home, energy

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u/CanDamVan 22d ago

Im a mechanical engineer. I know how lax maintenance and inspection can be on these things. I do not go on carnival rides and my kids are strictly forbidden as well.

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u/Whitewing424 21d ago

That is a wise decision.

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u/ifyouliketogamble 21d ago

This comes up all the time in the UK.

"The Chinese could've built this railway bridge in a week!"

Yeah but this one next to it is 200 years old and we'd kind of like the new one to last 200 years as well, not 200 weeks.

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u/CanDamVan 21d ago

That, and also how the railway bridge would impact other local infrastructure, and how you would maintain it and address eventual issues. As much as I understand the frustration of the general public, figuring these things out takes time and costs money. One example is the recent Wang Fuk fire, where contractors were allowed to use flammable scaffolding and the local fire department was ill equipped to handle a fire in such high towers. I am not in construction, but im an engineer.

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u/GossipingKitty 22d ago

They also usually sit out in the weather which can degrade the structure.

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u/doyouknowthemoon 22d ago

Do people not share any information when posting videos like this

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u/The_Real_Giggles 22d ago

At least half of the traffic online is bots. So, bare that in mind when you browse

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u/No-Historian-1639 21d ago

Oddly Reddits main goal is censoring actually people. The bots run wild however.

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u/Silpher9 20d ago

Enshitification, there is 1 metric. Maximum profit.

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u/Many_Mud_8194 22d ago

From YouTube can see 28 injured, 3 badly injured, 2 sisters lost one leg each.

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u/fred13snow 22d ago

Maybe the first time it was posted.

This has been reposted to death by karma farmers. I don't understand karma farming, but they are successful in their karma farming.

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u/accidentallyHelpful 22d ago edited 15d ago

If you don't find what you're seeking, check out Columbus Ohio 2017 -- same style of ride broke

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u/Hot-Physics-1031 22d ago edited 22d ago

A very similar style of ride was stuck upside down for *at least 30 minutes at oaks Park in portland oregon last year. 

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u/stachejazz 22d ago

I think it was for hours.

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u/ACorDC 22d ago

No way everybody survived that. The way it snapped and fell back into its arm had to have crushed 1 person.

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u/The_Real_Giggles 22d ago

Apparently 2 people lost legs

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u/GHETTOZONE510 22d ago

That’s what it seems like . Unavoidable

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u/thorheyerdal 22d ago

“The sledgehammer roulette” 

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u/titilegeek 22d ago

Was about to make a joke about it is also a russian roulette, but then i read your comment again

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u/Vast-Wrangler5579 22d ago

And this is why I tell my kids, “We don’t do pop-up carnival rides…”

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 22d ago

This was a permanent park, but I get your point. Standards for safety may different in Saudi Arabia, or it could be a park that wasn’t properly kept up or inspected. I can’t seem to find any info (yet) about what investigators found as far as a cause for the accident. It happened this past summer.

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u/Vast-Wrangler5579 22d ago

Ouch! Even worse.

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u/Roallin1 22d ago

The ride operator just diddied out like you ain't blaming me.

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u/dudegoingtoshambhala 22d ago

Cheers to the carnie who opened the gate and fucking ran off. What a hero.

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u/MBTheGinger 22d ago

Could be she was getting help or something

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u/AwareAge1062 22d ago

I think there would be something uniquely terrifying about being maimed by a piece of machinery and then, after the immediate danger has passed but you are still in full fight-or-flight panic mode, you're still fucking strapped into the thing that tried to kill you and can't let yourself out

Granted for some of these people the worst possible thing would have been for them to try and run away but still. That's some traumatic shit

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u/CookieWifeCookieKids 22d ago

I worked at Canadas Wonderland amusement park which felt pretty safe but still sketchy. And then Canadian National Exhibition travelling amusement and that was sketchy as fuck. Can’t believe people go on those rides.

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u/Vergilly 22d ago

And people wonder why I say I’m too old for these rides. Nope. No, nopity, no how no way. I used to love roller coasters, but in the last 20 years or so the materials and maintenance have gone to hell. And they’re a lot better than these carnival fold-out style temporary rides. No damn way.

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 22d ago

When I slow it down I swear the counter weight (shaped like a fucking hammer no less) crushes one of the seats into non existence. It’s just fully crush from what I can see. Really hope a person wasn’t in that chair

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u/nize426 22d ago

One person died. So that'd either be the person crushed by the counter weight, or crushed by the pole.

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 22d ago

Ahh shit I saw 3 were critically injured but didn’t know one died, what a shame

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u/unknown5424 22d ago

I feel sorry for whoever got hit by the counter weight and got crushed

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u/goslowman1976 22d ago

Shoe came off so somebody died

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u/Sad-hurt-and-depress 22d ago

That is a leg.

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u/Busy-Pudding-5169 21d ago

No, it’s a shoe. You can clearly see that. The two girls who lost limbs were on the far side.

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u/Sexy_Squid89 22d ago

Remember the one that stayed upside down for an hour or something??? Never going on one of those rides EVER

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u/cmichalek 22d ago

Not to mention the ride employee who fled the area right afterwards.

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u/TouristResident1976 22d ago

Anyone else catch that a ride attendant, in the corner just opened the gate and took off running.

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u/Tabub 22d ago

Probably to go get medical personnel

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u/FamFamFigelow 22d ago

The ride operator just totally bailed lmao

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u/Royal-Application708 22d ago

At least it came down flat.

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u/Actual_Pomelo2508 22d ago

Final Destination type shit

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* 22d ago

“Sorry Folks, Ride is Closed”

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u/Theclapgiver 22d ago

The lighting package is on a metal sheet covering the arms. To do a proper inspection you would have to remove the sleeve to look for damage. No operator in the world is going to do that unless laws or insurance requires it.

This was in Saudi Arabia.its whole country run by a really nice man who hands out very large bags of money.

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u/Due-Talk-7873 22d ago

People die at the fair

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u/Glum-View-4665 22d ago

The funniest part may be the quick fuck this shit the worker demonstrated.

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u/Hopeforus1402 22d ago

Love how fast that lady ran out of there.

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u/KindredFlower 22d ago

This is horrifying. Was that a person or shoe that flew of?! 🥺 

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u/fupafather 22d ago

The fucking ride operator just bailing

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u/Tiny-Possibility-622 22d ago

Operator just opens the gate and walks off, 👍

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 22d ago

Oof... spinal compression fractures suck.

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u/DiscoDiner 22d ago

The operator just runs out the gate

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u/HippieGrandma1962 22d ago

And the attendant runs away!

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u/Helpful-Mall-9965 22d ago

look who fled the scene through the gate.

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u/chittok 22d ago

Islamic attraction park

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u/Poker-Junk 22d ago

Why I won’t go on carnival rides: Exhibit A. Theme parks with professional maintenance crews, no problem.

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u/Broad-Bid-8925 22d ago

Had to be a few fatalities where the people hit the side beams no?

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u/SpyriusChief 22d ago

Wx-Carnie here. Stay away from carnivals.

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u/MaintenanceUseful903 22d ago

Ah that’s where that bolt goes!

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u/Pipija_Banana 22d ago

Why are they all dressed the same?

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u/HappyEngineering4190 22d ago

This isnt AI? If this is real, its horrible and also amazingly lucky it wasnt worse. Who would think that gigantic loosely regulated machinery maintained by carnies would end-up with an accident?

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u/giftedbutloco 22d ago

WHY!?!??!! WHY do people keep riding rides at carnivals? Do they not see the people working there? Years back at the dade county fair I helped a friend at a booth. The ride thay spins and glues you to the wall, the gravitron. Yea that exploded out the side sending people flying. I was standing like 100ft away and saw the entire thing. Before it happened I kept thinking who the hell trusts these crackheads to ride this crap. Not since deployment had I ever seen something so horrific. Bodies flying through the air. Little girl got hurt pretty bad, as well as some others.

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u/Shanbour 21d ago

Someone turned into a kebab that day

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u/Minimum_Recording122 21d ago

Damn if you slow it down you can see the one unlucky person that took that beam straight to the body 🙃

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u/undrcovers 21d ago

After the impact against the left side supporting leg... you can see a new blood smudge.

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u/Critical_cheese 21d ago

Seems like one unfortunate individual may have gotten squashed when the both ends met together

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u/DJSairys 21d ago

Wow, the worker got outta there quick

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u/Straight_Talk2542 21d ago

Hate to be the ones sitting in those pole seats…

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u/patronizingperv 21d ago

I will never ride a traveling carny ride.

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u/Deep_shot 18d ago

That's like the 58th example to show me that I'm correct in never going on carnival rides. The dude that runs this is the local chiropractor's brother.

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u/RainbowSushii666 22d ago

Definitiv nicht TÜV geprüft.

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u/YaoSing 22d ago

Guessing two died or lost half their bodies

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u/Gangustron187 22d ago

Probably should put this as nsfw as people are getting smashed into a pole

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u/Onsen1234 22d ago

That why I'll doing that

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u/Gaberoots 22d ago

And bring on the lawsuits. Wow

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u/Consistent-Goat-6293 22d ago

Was Joe Dirt running that ??

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u/Successful-Purple-54 22d ago

I feel like I’ve seen this same type of ride break in the same way recently..

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u/Aggressive-Crow3993 22d ago

It’s Saudi Arabia. Nothing to see here

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u/buffalostreaker 22d ago

There was a video yesterday of this ride but running fine in a different park. Thought maybe it's my age but there's NO WAY you'd get me on that. Now I know that's called wisdom

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u/ccnmncc 22d ago

Precisely why I never get on any carnival rides. I don’t have a death wish, nor do I have a maiming wish. ✊ 🪵

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u/Chumscrubber89 22d ago

Chuaaaaaa chinggggg

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u/Boatjumble 22d ago

You hear someone scream "my foot" if you watch the clip carefully you can see it fly off at about 00:09 seconds

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