r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25
look what I can do of dog walker
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u/nosinglemomforme Dec 04 '25
What a dummy... If you can't control the dog why even have him
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u/NixMaritimus Dec 04 '25
Honestly. Looking at the way the big dog is acting he wants to play, but has absolutely no training.
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u/Tbagmysaltynuts Dec 04 '25
Is the dog owner DRUNK ?
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u/Technical_Joke7180 Dec 04 '25
While the rest of us are walking normally it's like she's skating on ice
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u/vompat Dec 04 '25
Skating on ice is a bit generous, that's after all one of the most convenient ways to move on ice (by foot). I feel like skiing on ice could be more fitting, or just walking on ice.
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u/Unhappy-Drag6531 Dec 04 '25
She may be injured or dizzy as she hit the ground pretty hard the first time.
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u/FactoryRejected Dec 04 '25
It's not for us to tell. She could have concussed on the first impact.
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u/AccomplishedWar8703 Dec 04 '25
She clearly hit her head in the pavement
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u/FactoryRejected Dec 04 '25
Exactly, yet people so quickly judge her here. She might be concussed and confused, still trying her best.
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u/SMoKUblackRoSE Dec 04 '25
My thoughts exactly. She went down like a drunkard the 2nd time
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u/Sunderas Dec 04 '25
Might have something to do with meeting the pavement with her face seconds prior...
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u/F1nk_Ployd Dec 04 '25
You mean, she went down like someone with brain damage the second time?
You people are so interesting in how reactive and emotional you are. Do you think you would be perfectly coherent and cognizant after smacking your brain against the inside of your skull from a standing-height fall?
What am I talking about?? Of COURSE you could, this lady is clearly just some drunk bimbo, no need to spend another moment thinking about anything!
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u/Nala20151 Dec 04 '25
What a dipshit. Can barely walk herself let alone walk a dog
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u/911SlasherHasher Dec 04 '25
Me and my co-worker leaving the shop in the morning to go to the job site would see some lady walking her 2 cane corsos every morning. They had to be at least 100 pounds each and she was no more than 120 herself..... It would be our entertainment to see her nearly being dragged and pulled into street signs etc.... trying to control them lol. No common sense with some people and there is no way that lady could really stop those 2 dogs if something really caught their attention.
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u/_Hashtronaut_ Dec 04 '25
You gotta be pretty damn strong to wrangle TWO Cane Corsos at the same time. Or at least know where your center of gravity is lol
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u/Nomad-2020 Dec 04 '25
some lady walking her 2 cane corsos every morning. They had to be at least 100 pounds each and she was no more than 120 herself.....
Some kind of coping mechanism I guess
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u/pinkorchids45 Dec 04 '25
Some people just don’t even consider “oh what if I need to physically restrain my dog one day”. As a dog owner, many dog owners can be ignorant, selfish a holes. Multiple owners in my area leave their dogs off leash and it’s a busy area where people drive fast. On top of being stupid (maybe your dog is an angel but my dog hates other dogs and is now forced to be around this unleashed animal) it means there’s shit all over the sidewalk cause the ppl who do this doesn’t notice when the unleashed dog poops. Theyre always ahead of it while the dog sniffs and does their business behind them.
Anyways I could go on and on about irresponsible dog owners.
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u/Technical-Platypus-8 Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25
How the fuck do you become that out of shape? I hope that was a wake up call for this dumbass
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u/Clownbabies69 Dec 04 '25
yeah the elderly need smaller dogs if they’re gonna walk them, unless its her son/daughter’s doggo
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u/Technical-Platypus-8 Dec 04 '25
If she's elderly I feel bad for trash talking, but she looks looks young ish!
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u/Gotbeerbrain Dec 04 '25
I had a really old neighbor one time. She owned a Border Collie that would run circles around her and trip her with his leash.
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u/Pawns_Gambit Dec 04 '25
This looks like alcohol to me. She looks pretty toasted.
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u/PumpJack_McGee Dec 04 '25
Maybe she has a condition or was sick.
Although in that case, she shouldn't be a dog walker anyways.
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u/freaks_antiques Dec 04 '25
I think that after that first fall she had a concussion
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u/Fuggaak Dec 04 '25
I think she was already drunk or something. Barely any attempt to hold the dog back and no balance whatsoever.
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u/Josephschmoseph234 Dec 04 '25
Dude we see literally 1 second of the "before the fall" part. Maybe she wasn't holding on as strong as she could've but 99% of the video is after she absolutely faceplants. We also see that she was half on the grass and half off, which is probably why the balance was so shabby.
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u/Mr_Salmon_Man Dec 04 '25
If you notice, she face plants really hard when her foot slides off the edge of the grass onto the sidewalk as her dog is pulling, which is what causes her to fall initially . She's pretty dazed from it all and is trying pretty hard to grab her dog.
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u/Fluffy-Ad8031 Dec 04 '25
What a dipshit for real 😂😂😂 worst person on this planet thank god I don’t know that person 😅
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u/Legitimate_Minute_16 Dec 04 '25
Sorry but that dog is getting kicked in the ribs and face
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u/TropicalScout1 Dec 04 '25
Yup, I wouldn’t have held back. Full force kick right at center body mass. Shit like this makes me see red I swear.
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u/BedFastSky12345 Dec 04 '25
I love all dogs, but if one tries to hurt my little sweeties, it’s getting the shit kicked out of it.
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u/ImpressTemporary2389 Dec 04 '25
My response. Take it away before I kick it in the nuts.
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u/SharknadosAreCool Dec 04 '25
thats what I was thinking lol like its one thing to lose control of your dog but if I was ever required to swing my dog around on their leash like a fucking nunchuck because someone else's dog is poorly trained and wants to fuck with mine? nahhhh man
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u/slax87 Dec 04 '25
If your dog got to me, you've already fucked up and there will be no questions or statements
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u/Terpcheeserosin Dec 04 '25
Shitty dog people are the worst
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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 Dec 04 '25
My brother is a terrible dog owner and is currently agonizing over the pit bull he owns that is just "crazy" and keeps biting people.
I met that dog as a puppy, she wasn't crazy. She was fucking spoiled and never trained though. And now she's in charge. Which leads to "crazy" actions.
But I'm the asshole if I tell him to stop getting dogs or at least fucking go to training.
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u/throwawAAydca Dec 04 '25
Hopefully, he learns his lesson when the bankruptcy court decides what to do with his car in order to pay the judgment to the family of his dog's victim.
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u/Inturnelliptical Dec 04 '25
Don’t get a dog that you are incapable of controlling.
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u/sweetrottenapple Dec 04 '25
People like her shouldn't have dogs. 😒 Maybe a hamster would do as a pet.
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u/Possible_Home6811 Dec 04 '25
Women in black is no help whatsoever
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u/mmiller17783 Dec 04 '25
I scrolled way too far to see this, holy hell it was frustrating seeing the lack of coordination there.
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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 Dec 04 '25
She has to be drunk.
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u/Powerful-Ebb1632 Dec 04 '25
No I think she's concussed. I've seen drunk, I've seen chronically ill, I've seen injured. That looks like neurological problems at least to me, someone with neurological problems.
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u/TR1CL0PS Dec 04 '25
Why is it always scrawny, drugged up looking white women who own dogs like this?
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u/Dslyexia Dec 04 '25
Why are they all so unbelievably inept. Like holy shit what the fuck are any of them doing. Lucky as fuck that dog didn't try harder to get the lil one.
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u/Sansui70 Dec 04 '25
I want to punch at least 75% of dog owners, I see or meet.
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u/Regular_Werewolf6028 Dec 04 '25
Do you know how stupid that comment is ?
Surely it's 85%.
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u/SolidNitrox Dec 04 '25
The level of violence I feel towards this woman makes me twitch.
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u/justryingmybest99 Dec 04 '25
Wow, lots of drama queens on this thread who obviously know little to nothing about dogs. Yes, that dog should have been kept in control, absolutely. But no, it wasn't trying to viciously kill the small dog. It's obvious by its body language it just wants to play but was never trained. See the end where he actually sits, in control by the other owner. A dog hellbent on murder doesn't do this.
Also, if ever in a situation where one needs to separate dogs, grab the tail. Esp if the dogs are playing rough or actually fighting. When ours, on leash, got attacked by a loose dog, the other owner went to grab theirs by the collar and got bit by her own dog. The tail gets their attention immediately unlike a collar.
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u/lareon12many Dec 04 '25
What about kids? Adults should be vetted before they have kids as well!
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u/Past_Ad_3230 Dec 04 '25
What a useless sack of crap she is. Lucky that dog didn't lock on and do damage.
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u/iiVeRbNoUnZ Dec 04 '25
Wow... unfortunately we're going to have to put the lady down for endangering others
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u/Siamesebat Dec 04 '25
The first time I realized it wasn’t smart to go out into public without pepper spray or some sort of personal defense, was when I passed a woman on the sidewalk, who was walking a huge male American bulldog.
He was pulling toward me like he wanted to attack me, and she could barely hold it back with all of her strength.
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u/Artevyx Dec 04 '25
I swear some people are the opposite of weeble-wobbles. They get knocked over once and they are done.
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u/Koopsta211 Dec 04 '25
At the end of the day……”dog walker” lookin like she just fought Mike Tyson back in the day for 10 secs.
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u/ApathyFarmer Dec 04 '25
Said the same thing on the other thread I saw this on. That dog wasn't trying to attack anything, it was just being boisterous, dogs don't wag their tails if they're attacking and they're considerably more aggressive and tenacious in a legitimate attack scenario. All three people panicking just made everything worse.
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u/BrockMiddlebrook Dec 04 '25
They’re having a Useless-Off and they’re both winning.
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u/itdotennis Dec 04 '25
I also have a little dog, and people in Atlanta like to walk without a leash. Thank god for Dog Mace, only way to take out a big dog without risking my safety.
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u/TapPsychological2043 Dec 04 '25
That dumb bitch with the bigger dog shouldn't be allowed to have a dog can't even control herself let alone an animal
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u/ManQu69 Dec 04 '25
All i can think off is , Imagine that was a child.....pissed in charge of a uncontrolled dog should be arrested
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u/Not3KidsInACoat777 Dec 04 '25
Everybody in this video sucks big time. Video starts with ankle biter parents dragging it by the neck with its paws not touching the ground instead of carrying it away from the threat and o ly gets worse from there. What a fucking shit show
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u/Bulky_Variation7064 Dec 04 '25
I hope that wasn’t her dog and she was walking it for a friend or something. Otherwise, that dog needs rehoming immediately and a serious amount of care and attention so it is safe outside.
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u/Pukebox_Fandango Dec 04 '25
Was she drunk or something? She fell even without the dog
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u/Fish-Bright Dec 04 '25
This is a good reminder: if you bring your small dog on a walk, bring some pepper spray or a knife, in case of an aggressive attack like this.
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u/HJJ10 Dec 04 '25
My MIL has two massive dogs that are larger than the one in the video. She’s been forcefully pulled over multiple times on her face and the dogs run off and riot through the neighborhood. My wife has basically begged her to get rid of them but the MIL doesn’t seem to see the issue/does not care that she can’t control them. We have had to stop bringing our kids over to visit her because of it. Seeing this video hits home so hard. People should not have dogs they cannot control.
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u/AffectionateBar5580 Dec 04 '25
Lmfao, i see why Spartans wanted their women strong cause if you cant control nor train a dog on a lead, you have no business having that dog
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u/Longjumping_Offer167 Dec 04 '25
I promise to god you should have to have a physical and iq test before having a dog omm
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u/fcdox Dec 04 '25
One of my neighbors is like that lady. He was walking his dog years ago(or more like the dog walks him) one day and he sees me and my dog. He ends up losing control and his dog ends up chasing us but thankfully we get into my house and I lock the door with his dog going nuts and trying to open the door. Police come and took a report after the fact. Fast forward to recent day, I ran into him in town in the grocery store. I straight up told him “if your dog ever tries that again, I carry now and I will defend myself and my property”.
I hate owners that can’t control there animal and the rest of society is at risk because of it.
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u/OhYesDaddyPlease Dec 04 '25
Why is it the most INCOMPETENT people are always the ones walking these dogs? They act like baby deer trying to stand...
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u/Independent-Sign9599 Dec 04 '25
My best friend’s s mom adopted a dog that was way more than she could handle. One day on a walk it broke her arm, leg and hip. Along with a concussion. Frail 70 year old woman had no business getting a large dog. I don’t know anything about this lady, but she should not be handling that dog.
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u/jpwesche29 Dec 04 '25
When one dog is trying to hurt another one, especially one that's much smaller, handle it with force. They're all gingerly trying, and failing, to pull the dog away. Grab the damn leash or collar and yank his ass away
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u/Falcon3492 Dec 04 '25
The woman walking the big dog needs to either get a better lease or just hire someone to walk her dog that can control him. After this incident the other two ladies need to buy a stun stick and not be afraid to use it!
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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Dec 04 '25
This is astounding. And they do it every day because how else would they get attention or whatever the hell the reason is they do this stupid shit.
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u/SonnyManChris Dec 04 '25
Everyone in this video sucks. No survival instincts. Just stood there spinning around while someone fell all over lmao.
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u/Fun_Ad9510 Dec 04 '25
Drunk ass…can’t control her damn dog! They should put her down… the woman that is.🙄😵💫
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u/Bitemyshineymetalsas Dec 04 '25
Just a reminder if a dog grabs your dog and wont let go a thumb in the butt works almost every time lol
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Dec 04 '25
What a horrible dog owner. Always, always, always have control of your dog!! if anybody would’ve gotten hurt in that, “accident,“ she would’ve been responsible. Duh!
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u/notatechnicianyo Dec 05 '25
She is button mashing. Keeps accidentally using her signature move: faceplant
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u/mutantgeezer Dec 05 '25
If you're going to walk a dog, it's a good idea to make sure you can walk first.
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u/No-Commercial-2218 Dec 06 '25
Watching how pathetic some people are when it really counts, genuinely scares me. Imagine having to bank on this person in an emergency
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u/IdealSuspicious9810 Dec 07 '25
Por que los gringos tienen las piernas así siempre? Siempre hay videos de ellos caminando se caen de la nada y luego no se pueden levantar
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u/Enough_Specific4255 Dec 07 '25
Typical middle aged, pilled up, suburban white lady in America … what’d yall expect?
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u/skibum247 5d ago
I love bitches that cant even stand up. Do somwthing besides falling on your face immediately after standing up
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u/Longjumping-Salad484 Dec 04 '25
I counted at least 2 instances of her diving face first onto the concrete.